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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
3.5
601 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
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386 Chs
Ah Chun: Ascending The Heavens

Ah Chun: Ascending The Heavens

Part of a Multiverse with Phantasia: The Princess Knight and Full Dive: Eternal Phantasy A little girl rises amidst the bloodshed world of cultivation. A vow to the heavens that controls her life or death. A heartfelt love that lasted for ninety-nine lifetimes. Ah Chun, a little girl who lost her mother meets an immortal cultivator named Mei Liling. Mei Liling takes Ah Chun on as a disciple and teaches her about cultivation. After making a vow to the heavens, Ah Chun's path in the world of cultivation was set. She now has no choice but to become the strongest or give her life to the heavens and die. A long journey is ahead as Ah Chun grows from a girl who knows nothing into a legend that the storytellers will talk about for years to come. "Mr. Li, what is the meaning of this? Your daughter has my birth mother's bracelet. " "So what if I took it! A beggar like you should have died off months ago. You were lucky that we didn't sell you to a slave trader to become some plaything for the highest bidder! You and that slut mother of yours did nothing for this village! You should have died along with her!" "Mother is it ok to kill someone like this trash over there?" "Chun'er if you let him live and just beat him, he will most likely try to get revenge, so it's better to remove him from this world altogether." "Un! Chun'er understands and has learned Mother's lesson well. Chun'er will now rid this world of trash who do not know right from wrong!" Show your support and buy me a coffee! https://ko-fi.com/invayne join the new discord! https://discord.gg/79yyJSD Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AuthorInvayne Follow on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/invayne/ New Cover Art!
4.6
373 Chs
What's the deal with Naruto fanfiction 'ah what the hell'?
2 answers
2024-10-12 16:23
Not sure. Maybe it's just an odd expression or a unique plot twist in the fanfiction.
The novel…ah ah ah ah ah ah
1 answer
2024-09-18 15:51
Online novels referred to a type of literature that was spread through the Internet. It usually included romance, fantasy, science fiction, urban, and other types. The rise of online novels stemmed from people's demand for reading and the popularity of the Internet. The characteristics of web novels were the twists and turns of the plot, the vivid characters, and the beautiful language. The creation of online novels was usually done by some networks. They used the interaction of the Internet to create novels and spread them through online platforms. Online novels could be read online or downloaded. On the online platform, readers could find their favorite novels by searching for keywords and read them online. At the same time, online novels could also be spread through social media and other channels to attract more readers. The development and influence of online novels on Chinese literature could not be ignored. It has become an important part of Chinese literature and also provides readers with a new reading experience.
What are the characteristics of megumi fanfic?
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2024-11-18 20:59
Typically, megumi fanfic often focuses on his personality traits. His stoicism and determination are often highlighted. For example, in many fanfics, his unwavering resolve in the face of danger is a central theme.
What happens to Megumi in the manga?
2 answers
2024-10-09 17:12
It depends on the specific manga you're referring to. Different mangas might have different developments for the character Megumi.
What happened to Megumi in the manga?
2 answers
2024-10-06 07:19
Well, Megumi's story in the manga was full of twists and turns. She had to overcome various obstacles, and there were also some unexpected developments in her relationships with other characters.
What happened to Megumi in the manga?
2 answers
2024-10-04 16:02
Well, Megumi had some exciting developments. She faced new challenges and overcame them through her determination and skills.
Is Megumi dead in the manga?
2 answers
2024-10-07 04:34
As of the latest chapters I've read, Megumi is still alive in the manga. Usually, such major character deaths are significant plot points and would be well-publicized if they occurred.
Is Megumi dead in the manga?
1 answer
2024-10-04 03:43
Sorry to say, but Megumi does meet their demise in the manga. The storyline takes a tragic turn for this character.
What did Megumi do in the manga?
3 answers
2024-09-29 01:21
Megumi had a bunch of significant actions and developments in the manga. It's hard to summarize it all in one go.
What was the ancient myth about King of Hell Ah Cha? It's not the soul ferry, right?
1 answer
2024-09-11 19:08
" The Reborn Dark Wife Against the Heavens " is a fantasy romance novel written by the author Shan Qingzi. The general plot of this novel is as follows: The female protagonist was powerful and low-key, and she was arrogant. ××××× Snow was her skin and jade was her face. The starry sky was her eyes and the moon was her pupils. The peerless beauty was the eldest daughter of God Father and God Mother, King of Hell Ah Cha! The Kingdom of the Undead, the land of the netherworld, was framed by the gods and scattered across the world! When she returned, she had lost Yama's memory, but she had Yama's Eye, which could see all the ghosts in the world. As the wisps of Soul Essences fused, his personality returned to the low-profile arrogance from thousands of years ago! The dead Third Concubine had returned to her soul at night. Ah Cha lay on the bed and changed into a comfortable position." You're going the wrong way!" she said. The princess pointed at Ah Cha and scolded the cheap maid. Ah Cha acted coquettishly and cutely." Slap!" The little palace maid of the enemy lurking in the Gu Mansion, Ah Cha, squinted her eyes and said,"Dark Water Soul Transformation!"  The Heavenly Lord of the Sky Mansion welcomed Ah Cha with great trepidation. Ah Cha did not get off the Ghost Butterfly Carriage. She waved her wide sleeves and said," Call me aunt!" ××××××××××× "The Nether King has graced us with his presence in the Nine Heavens…" "I remember that the Heavenly Lord should call me aunt!" The Lord of Heaven was interrupted by Ah Cha before he could finish his sentence. His voice was cold and charming. He changed to a more comfortable position and leaned on the butterfly sedan casually. " Aunt..." After the Lord of Heaven took over the position of the ruler of Tianfu according to the will of the Mother Goddess, he no longer called Ah Cha Aunt like when he was learning under the Mother Goddess. But today, he had to call her Aunt. He only hoped that this existence outside the Three Realms and Six Paths would calm down! "Heavenly Lord, you actually dare to call me your aunt! " Haha…Haha…" Ah Cha glanced at the gods standing in the hall and laughed arrogantly on the butterfly sedan. His Highness and the other immortals were very nervous. Seeing Ah Cha smile, they also smiled embarrassedly. Unexpectedly, Ah Cha's laughter suddenly stopped. She flung her rose-red sleeves and straightened her body. "I was merciful in the past. It's fine if you scatter my soul! If I am not merciful today, I will go against the heavens and destroy this world!" After saying that, he ignored the panicking gods in the hall and left lightly with the people behind him. Among them was the young lord of the Sky Mansion, who was dressed in white. " Ah Cha is as arrogant and low-key as ever. She came to the Nine Heavens from the Underworld just to say a few harsh words!" Bai Ge smiled dotingly. As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the Sky Mansion Hall collapsed… ---------------------------- " Meng Po's Lord Nether King " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Song of Long Goodbye. The general plot of this novel was: I am Meng Po. I provide Meng Po soup to all the reincarnated spirit bodies by the Bridge of Helplessness to erase their memories of their previous lives. He is the King of Hell. He asked me to go to the human world to find a man who escaped Meng Po's soup. But that person was just a clone of him… ---------------------------- Ghost Emperor, Don't Act Coquettishly " was a fantasy romance novel written by Speechless Tea. The general plot of the novel was: "Duoduo, be good. You can ask me anything you want to ask." "Good girl, where did you come from?" "I'm from the sky!" ---------------------------- " The Best from the Heavens: The Arrival of His Royal Highness " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Shui Lingling. The general plot of this novel was: Buddha said that 500 times in the past life, in exchange for this life's brush past. Then how many lifetimes would it take to cultivate to grow old together in this life? Perhaps we were destined to meet in our previous life, and only in this life could we have this fate. Following the dream, I believe that I can awaken the oath I once made. I believe that the warm beam of light will not leave. Regardless of the past or present, I will pursue your footsteps... [This story is purely fictional. Please do not imitate it.] ---------------------------- Husband is Hades was a mystery detective novel written by the author, Ghost.QD. The general plot of this novel was: "If you become a god, you must take good care of me. Don't let me lead a miserable life after I reincarnate," she said. He had not become a god and had been waiting for her in the Underworld. A thousand years later. Mu Xun never thought that she could be reborn after death. Hades had given her a physical body and allowed her to walk freely in the human world. However, she did not know where to find the person Hades was looking for in the vast sea of people. Book group: 718683060. ---------------------------- " The Return of the Bright Moon " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Po Posha. The general plot of this novel was: Jia Ling was reborn in China. Cousin wants to open a teahouse? Did you write the market research? Do you have the location report? Do you have a business plan? Do you have a VIP card? No, then I'll write it for you! A Divine Constable wanted to solve the case? Was the victim a lover? Revenge? Was it still a money killing? Why did the dead die in such a terrible way? It's okay, I'll help you solve the case! The Second Prince's incredible superpower? Want to be a concubine? I'm afraid that a woman dressed as a man can't do it... Opening a teahouse, solving strange cases, being the top scorer, planning for the current situation, going to the battlefield, being a military counselor, and even having beautiful men lining up to turn over signs? Watching the modern "White Bone Demon" Jia Ling travel across the Alien Space Continent, searching for the meaning of rebirth in his life… ---------------------------- " The Poisonous Master of Samsara " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Nian Yu Yi Meng. The general plot of this novel was: The life and death of all things, the prosperity and withering of vegetation. Where was the Great Dao? Everywhere. Ming Xi was the disciple of Shen Yu, the Clan Leader of the Shen Clan. Because Shen Yu had been set up, she had put herself in a hopeless situation to save him. Then, he was pushed into the sea of fire by his good friend and turned into ashes. Then, was Ming Xi really dead? If she died, then who was this person who left behind legends in the myriad worlds? ---------------------------- " The Devil King's Eldest Sister, Ming Fei " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Tea Ershi Me. The general plot of this novel was: She was the Holy Maiden of the Underworld, but because of a name on the Three Lives Stone, she resolutely gave up her identity and searched the mortal world. He was the God of the human world, but the moment he met her, his fate began to change. For him, she was willing to be heartless and forget about love. She had suffered for thousands of years, but she still remembered such a person. For her, he was willing to become a demon and never be reincarnated. He searched for a thousand years just to find the indistinct shadow in his heart. A thousand years later, she decided to join the ghost boundary just to fulfill the promise of a thousand years. A thousand years later, he had already become a demon, but he could no longer find the person in his heart. A thousand years later, the name of the two of them was no longer on the Three Life Stone. The wind came from the southeast, accompanied by the rain, waiting for you to return! ---------------------------- " Is Lord Hades Dreaming?" was a short story re-written by the author, Jun Bujian Yuanshan. The general plot of this novel was: After being single for many years, the Drifter suddenly learned that he only had seven days left to live. She was originally prepared to spend the next seven days in a daze, but unexpectedly, she met the famous Duke of Zhou in her dream. The Duke of Zhou was so beautiful that she fell in love with him. He had thought that this was fate, but who knew that when he woke up from his dream, the Duke of Zhou was gone. When he entered the dream again, he could not find the Duke of Zhou, but he met all kinds of people and ghosts one after another. There were infatuated men and women, but they could not be found. Under the guidance of Jiang Taigong, they embarked on the long road of finding their husband in the underworld. It was not easy to find the Duke of Zhou who made her dream, but he mercilessly tricked her into reincarnation…However, he himself also mistakenly entered reincarnation. It was a pleasure to cheat his wife and chase his wife to the crematorium! [Small pit! Sweet! Please eat it without worry!] ---------------------------- " Meng Po's New Teahouse " was a fantasy romance and oriental fantasy novel written by the author during his travels. The general plot of this novel was: Do you think Meng Po is alone? Then you are very wrong. Think about it, there are so many souls crossing the Bridge of Helplessness every day. How could a single Meng Po be busy? Therefore, I arranged for ten Meng Pos…a soul that had no reaction after drinking Meng Po's soup, a bored immortal lord, a group of strange Meng Pos, a pot of freshly brewed Meng Po tea, and countless souls, demon spirits, immortal lords, ghosts…would they sit together and have a good chat? Then what were they talking about? "Hey, have you heard? Meng Po opened a new teahouse." "What is it? So she's not going to cook Granny Meng's soup?" " Don't mention it. I drank it before when I descended to the mortal world to experience my tribulation. That taste…tsk, even I'm scared." "How is the tea she made?" "Then why don't you descend to the mortal world to experience the tribulation and have a taste?"
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