impractical jokers

Arius had played the role of a hero many times, but he's also been the villain in other people's lives. You save some and you ruin others, he was never a saint. If one wishes for death, it could never be granted. To live forever was a fate worse than death, at least when you're alone for the punishment. Truly, love was a dangerous thing, and Arius had avoided it for centuries. Unfortunately, one day it suddenly came to slap him in the face. In fact, it quite literally felt like being crushed by a building. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Well, what do you have to say for yourself?" "I love you...?" "Do you realize I already know that?" "Yes." "Then why do you say it all the damn time?!" She tried to storm off but was suddenly stopped by the hand that grabbed hers. "For fun." He grinned. She glanced at his hand before saying blankly, "It was a rhetorical question." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wise folks say only fools rush in, so they were all fools. ___________ (I changed the titled back to Immorally Immortal) Cover credits: Myself! Kind of messed up on it though... oh well. So... I've decided to move to wattpad. I guess this is bad news if you care? I'll cease to update on webnovel! I had in the past promised to not scratch this story, and i won't, just... Wattpad gives me more options in my writing style. - Overall, moving things over is complicated, I don't exactly know what I'm doing.

A girl not so normal. A Prophecy. A group not so Elite. The living realm is in danger and to save it the responsibility has been given to the most Impractical Individuals of the entire century. *facepalms* Can this Impractical, Stupid yet Loving and Sweet group save the entire living realm from burning? With twists and turns, stupid jokes that will get you an aspirin, A love story with betrayal, spontaneous sprouting of wings and changing hair colours to pink... bad humor and funny moments. Will you take the chance to get a headache?

The fate of the Kingdom lies in the palm of her hands. Cecilia Leronova von Hathem was raised as an ornament with a useless title as the High Princess of the great Ostulia Empire. She had no influence in society and no political power. And when the King ordered for her mother's immediate execution, Cecilia swore revenge against her father and everyone involved in her mother's murder. Angry and frightened, Cecilia has only one way out: becoming the High Queen. Unfortunately, becoming queen is easier said than done—she has to take part in the palace's power struggle and gather her followers. But that would mean going against her only younger brother and the heir to the throne, Cedrin. Her journey to queendom leads her through a web of lies, corruption and into the hands of a ruthless king's lover. As Cecilia gathers all her supporters, Cedrin's position solidifies even more, threatening her into quickening her pace. To surpass him, Cecilia might have to pick up the sword... And she'll need to get her hands dirty.

laugh on enemies

He refused to be the hero?! This story will follow the MC through their adventure, avoiding their duties as a hero from the very beginning. If you are interested in a story where the MC has to grind for them to become powerful with minimal plot armor, this story is for you!!

Five years ago, the nefarious gang, 'The Jokers' was born. A group that brought shock to the underworld before disappearing. Now five years after, when everybody had forgotten about them. They appeared again, but now with the intentions of staying. *Art is not mine* One chapter every week, so I don't breakdown from stress.

"My pain isn't who I am, but it controls what I can do, and in this world, what you can do is a huge measure of who you are." - unknown If you saw Audrey Emerson, you would've thought that this girl was like any normal teenager. Yet, the more you get to know her, you realize she is dealing with things that no one should have to handle on their own. Can she handle it, or will she crash under the pressure. TW: this story deals with sensitive topics, like depression, mental illness, and eating disorders, which is why I am rating it mature.

He was hunted by some Centuars and Satyrs after he'd breached the orders of the underworld. Then they pursued him till he lost them to a forest. He was found by some of the creatures who he killed. He stayed in the forest for a while till a lady came to the forest. He was surprised to realize that other creatures existed and stole after her till he found a voluptuous village. He returned to his stead (the trunk of a tree) and would go to steal the babies of the inhabitants of the village. He kept on this and travelled to other parts of sewn villages whenever there was no baby to steal anymore. Nemesis caught up with him when it was time for him to be stolen. Ah! He who steal will be stolen.

The situation was critical. A harem of superwomen and a crew of military geniuses might not be enough to save the day. One man held the life of the emperor and the fate of the universe in his hands. His only help was a sentient computer that was trying to develop a sense of humor. The only obstacle in his way was just one girl. The only question was, was he going to kill her or marry her?

PENGUMUMAN! Buku 1 TAMAT [Berlanjut ke Buku 2 dengan Judul MIMPI: Takdir Yang Hadir] Catatan: Buku ini akan dibagi jadi 3/trilogi. Buku 1: MIMPI (Isi 202 bab) Buku 2: MIMPI: Takdir Yang Hadir (Segera!) Buku 3: MIMPI: Akhir Sebuah Takdir (Belum) . . SINOPSIS: Renji Isamu. Pria 29 Tahun. Biseksual. Novelis BL selebriti nomor 1 Di Jepang. Tampan, berdompet tebal, professional, namun sebenarnya tidak bahagia. Renji terbiasa melakukan one night stand. Dengan lelaki. Dengan perempuan. Dengan teman. Dengan pelacur. Baginya semua sama saja. Di masa lalu Renji tidak seperti itu. Hanya saja kekecewaan yang mendalam telah merubahnya. Karena sang ayah membenci dirinya yang bisa mencintai laki-laki juga, Renji terpisah dari Veer dan keluarganya dari Jerman. Dia lalu melarikan diri ... Dan kemudian hidup seorang diri di Jepang. Di Jepang Renji jatuh cinta lagi dengan Jean. Seorang gadis. Tapi, lagi-lagi dia jatuh patah. Dan saat dia akan serius dengan Haru, seorang lelaki, kenyataan telah menamparnya keras-keras. Dua kali gagal pernikahan. Renji tidak ingin menjalani kehidupan romansa dan persetan dengan segalanya. Namun, pada suatu hari Renji bertemu dengan Ginnan Takahashi. Seorang gigolo. Pelacur pria di sebuah bar 24 Jam. Mereka bertemu tanpa sengaja. Mereka saling menatap tanpa rencana. Dan mereka jatuh cinta dengan begitu banyak cerita. . . . NB: Biseksual adalah kecenderungan bisa mencintai laki-laki maupun perempuan sekaligus. . . IG: @mimpi_work (CEK DAN FOLLOW. BERISI VISUAL PARA TOKOH DAN SETTING DI DALAM NOVEL)