darth gandalf

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)

Warning!  Those of you who are thinking of reading this, know that this story is in the process of being rewritten, if you want to provide ideas, comments or whatever you want to see in this story go to the last chapter ‘Rewrite! Requests for reviews and amendments!’ to comment please. (World: Harry Potter - Marauders Era) What if 16 year old Severus Snape had been influenced by more than the dark arts and the loss of Lily. If Severus had been reached by a being from a galaxy far, far away. What if Anakin Skywalker or rather, Darth Vader had died when he was left burning by Obi-Wan? What would happen if only his physical body dies but he remains stranded between the Force and the world of the living because he is the son of the midi-chlorians. What would happen if he feels that a living being is being attacked by the dark side of the Force and decides to intervene. And seeing the opportunity to return to the world of the living, he decides to take this opportunity. And if he were to unite his being with the other person, that would trigger the resurrection of Darth Vader and a new Severus. Time plays a trick on his life .The future, the past and the present get mixed up. (Time-Travel) What does Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have to do with all this? A FF in which you will have romance, action, drama, magic. And two people who do not belong to the magical world of Britain in 1976, but still go ahead and seek to live their lives and improve the lives of others in their way to end the Dark Lord who threatens the lives of all. This is a Fanfic that only focuses on the canonical world of Harry Potter and Star Wars, with same things of Wednesday/ The Addams Family(1964). All the previous past of Severus and the other characters of HP in the story is canonical, it will only vary and change once Severus starts to change and use his new knowledge. Snape/Vader, will have a great intellect, talent and creativity for magic and de Force as described in the canon, all this added to his new knowledge, he will be powerful, but it will take quite some time to be as powerful as Voldemort, Dumbledor, Darth Sidious, Yoda or other wizards, Jedis and Sith of that caliber. There is not much canonical information about the 1970s in HP, so to make Severus have a past as canonical as possible I used all the canonical information about the 1970s and only added information to the blanks left by the canon, so the plot of Severus' past would be as canonical as possible, it may change a little bit due to my intervention in the blanks, but in short, the general trend of Severus' past does not change and the small trend may change. You can read this Fanfic also in: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14133981/1/Darth-Vader-as-Severus-Snape Disclaimer: The original content of the Star Wars, The Addams Family, Wednesday or Harry Potter characters, books or movies do not belong to me. All belong to their respective creators and owners. I stated that I do not own the rights to anything other than the FF idea.

Johnny Vegaz, a guy reborn in a strange mix of the Harry Potter and the Marvel World. Before entering this world, he was greeted by Fake Gandalf who offered him three wishes. Now armed with the powers of his three wishes, his ambition is a grand adventure in a word of Might & Magic. See him bully the bad boys & girls into tears, collect himself a harem of pretty heroines and female villains, and create fancy Latin-named spells, magical artifacts, and much more! Read this! ->This story contains a harem and smut. ->Chapters will come out every 2nd or 3rd day. They are usually around +/- 3k words long. Disclaimer: I don't own HP, Marvel. Also, the artwork isn't mine.

Additional Tags: High IQ, Superpowers, Incest. 1st:- English is not my first language, but I will try my best to avoid mistakes. 2nd:- In this Fanfic, some characters may have a slightly different personality, as I will be slightly adjusting their backgrounds to suit my story. - O - Reincarnation? An interesting concept isn't it? lie don't let anyone fool you with that nonsense. I, Fushiguro Akira never asked for this shit! Do you know how complicated it is to live like a baby? You were never taken seriously by adults. Breast-feeding? As a healthy man, not so much, I refused to drink breast milk, it was a complete humiliation to my pride (weak) Without a Golden Finger, my pathetic reincarnation, like a child without a more or less Golden Finger... My life was tragic, almost comic. '*Ding! Daily Rewards System the soul of the host... complete! Oh?! What the fuck? Finally got my Golden Finger?' Day One: Congratulations, You Received a Porn Magazine Collection! Day Two: Congratulations, You Received a Nuclear Warhead! Day Three: Congratulations, You Received the Military Uniform Princess Outfit! Day Four: Congratulations, you've received a portion of fried chicken! Day Five: Congratulations, you've received the Infinity Stone, Soul! Day Six: Congratulations, You Received The Infinity Gauntlet! Day Seven: Congratulations, You Received All of Darth Revan's Powers and All of His Equipment! - 0 - Current Worlds: Hyouka, Nagatoro, Horimiya, Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san, OreGairu, My Dress-up Darling, and Natsume Yujin-cho

Honest, enduring. Introverted, yearning. Talented, sly. The world wasn't fair to him. His sister, one year junior to him, socially outcasted him. Brutally bullied by his peers. Left to rot, by a world of sinners. Dying from shock, he catches the attention of a passing god. This passing god offers him a new life. A life in a universe he is often too familiar with. He is granted three wishes: One Change. One Unique Ability. One Passive Element. 1. Palpatine's Yacht is destroyed in hyperspace during his mission to kill his family given by Darth Plagueis. 2. Indoctrination Force Technique 3. Game Element ( System/Hub ) [ Tags: Action, Adventure, Brutality, Contentious Content, Espionage, Game Elements, Gore, Harem, Important Character Deaths, Kingdom Building, Mature, Reincarnation, Smart MC, Strategic Minded MC, System, Timeline Divergence, Transmigration. ] Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.

In a Galaxy far, far away; A young man woke up in Tatooine as a human slave boy. In a world that he knew belonged to a fictional franchise known as Star Wars. What will this young man do with the knowledge of the coming future? Will he save the galaxy or plunge it in never before seen darkness? "At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is power; For without it, we are all slaves in chains... Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. I Am Free." --- Darth Maleficus -------------------------------- [Hiatus] Okay, the parts where the MC uses names for techniques will only be in the first 10-15 chapters to help with your visualization. The writing improves as I write so expect that. Also, the 1st few chapters were beyond rushed when I wrote them, the rest of the story won't be like that. Thanks for reading. Enjoy. Discord: https://discord.gg/H7NVJgqbZf

After the events of Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader, and by extension Anakin Skywalker, now two separate entities find themselves in a new world. A world full of gods. What does this new world entail for the Dark Lord of the Sith and the Chosen one of the Light? This is the story of a Sith Lord and a Jedi Master in their new adventure and second life in a new world. The city of Orario!

Have you found yourself trapped in another world, weak and defenseless? Want to kill goblins with ease? Need a cool new way to impress the ladies? Interested in an interactive game that allows you to level up and unlock new and improved weaponry by hunting monsters? If you answered yes to any of the questions above then you too should buy the Interdimensional Advanced Arsenal today. ——————————— Gren is a malnourished boy living a poor life alone with his mother in a village until a group of bandits attack. The bandits cause him to lose his family, his home, and even his life. Gren's body then becomes host to a dead actor from another world and equipped with a system run by a mysterious Administrator. Gren must now survive in a fantasy world populated with magical beings. He meets many allies along the way--many of them beautiful women--as he is forced to grow in strength as he faces threats and uncovers a shocking secret surrounding his own birth. ——————————— **CLEARING UP A COMMON MISCONCEPTION** The Advanced Arsenal title is referring to the arsenal itself being advanced. The arsenal needs to be levelled up in order to unlock things like firearms. The first firearm is built in chapter 94 and only starts getting used in combat in chapter 95. It is my fault for not making this clearer in the synopsis.

Some might say that a Queen should rule with justice and mercy. She should protect her people and distribute and promote the wealth of the Nation. However, what if the Queen all of them should venerate is a cruel and evil villainess. But, instead of making her loyal subjects suffer, they acclaim her even more. "Stop it! You, fools! Don't smile, you should be crying for mercy!" More cheers from the crowd. "Tch, these idiots," she turned around and hid a little smile. So, the hilarious Princess of Lith finally became Queen, I can't believe it. Okay, I admit that she is beautiful and smart, she even got the love of that mysterious Duke of Mills, handsome Duke of Mills. She even has a beautiful dog called Gandalf. Where did she get that name? Goodness. Some even say she made a secret pact with a demon, and that she came from another world. Can you believe it? WARNING: EDITING IN PROGRESS DISCLAIMER: The photo on the cover is not mine, all the credits to the original artist. If you wish for me to take it down please let me know.

Xing Lei had achieved the apex, surrounded by friends and family he stood at the final gate before achieving true immortality, surviving this last tribulation would mean the completion of his lifes struggle. But we all know the heavens are blind and spiteful. Before Xing Lei can achieve godhood he is struck down Reborn in a land as foreign to him as possible, he must crawl back to the final stage, but not as a man. So begins the task of the Immortal Kobold. * Note: I don't own the image used for the cover art, if the one who does wishes me to remove it, just let me know.