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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
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[What are the reading groups, online literature groups, and online novel groups?]
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2024-08-19 18:35
The YY reading group, the YY online literature group, and the YY online novel group referred to groups established by novel enthusiasts to increase their love and understanding of novels through discussion and sharing of novel content. In these groups, people could share different types of novels, including classics, web novels, fantasy novels, and so on. In addition to sharing the content of the novel, these groups could also provide some literary knowledge and opportunities for literary exchanges to help people understand and appreciate the novel more deeply.
Book Review of 'The Land of Stories': How Does it Appeal to Different Age Groups?
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2024-11-14 19:33
Younger children will love 'The Land of Stories' because of its simple yet engaging plot. It's like a journey into a world they've heard about in bedtime stories but with new and exciting twists. Older readers, including adults, will find value in the way it deconstructs and reconstructs fairy - tale narratives. It makes you question the common assumptions in those old tales. And the characters' development, especially that of Alex and Conner, can be related to by people of different ages as they also go through growth and self - discovery in their own lives.
Book Review: 'Land of Stories' - How Does it Appeal to Different Age Groups?
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2024-10-28 17:18
For younger readers, it's like a fairy - tale adventure come to life. The familiar characters and the magical setting are very appealing. For older readers, it offers a new take on old tales, with deeper themes and more complex plotlines hidden beneath the surface. It has something for everyone in terms of the level of understanding and enjoyment.
Famous groups of adventurers in fiction
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2024-11-13 10:08
One famous group is the Fellowship of the Ring from 'The Lord of the Rings'. It consists of Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf and others. They embark on a dangerous journey to destroy the One Ring.
Famous groups of adventurers in fiction
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2024-11-12 18:31
The crew of the Enterprise in 'Star Trek' can be considered adventurers. They explore new planets, encounter strange alien species and deal with various intergalactic crises. Captain Kirk, Spock, Bones and the others are constantly pushing the boundaries of space exploration.
Can groups have stories?
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2024-10-15 23:13
Yes, they can. For example, a group of friends on a road trip can have all kinds of adventures and incidents that make up a story. Or a work team might have a story of achieving a difficult goal together.
Can groups post stories?
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2024-10-07 20:43
Yes, in many online platforms and communities, groups have the ability to post stories.
A novel about urban groups
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2024-09-18 01:00
An example of a novel by the Metropolis Group was as follows: " Metropolis Group " was a famous story about a huge business empire composed of many interest groups. The main plot of the novel revolved around the protagonist Zhang Zhi and his family, who gradually took control of the entire urban group through constant commercial struggles and power struggles. There were many complicated interpersonal relationships and business conspiracies in the novel. It was a very exciting business novel. In the novel, the city group was composed of many interest groups, including hotel groups, real estate groups, financial groups, entertainment groups, and so on. These groups had complex interests and competition, and they constantly competed for market share and resources. The father of the protagonist, Zhang Zhi, was the core figure of the city group. He gradually took control of the entire group through constant business struggles and power struggles. In the novel, Zhang Zhi was a smart and talented young man. Through his own intelligence and continuous efforts, he gradually grew into the core figure of the entire urban group. He constantly explored business opportunities and innovative business models, leading the entire group to great success. However, with his success, he also faced more and more pressure and challenges. He had to constantly weigh the benefits and risks. " Metropolis Group " was a novel full of business strategies and power struggles. The plot was compact, the story was wonderful, and the characters were well-known.
What are the different age groups for comics?
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2024-10-15 11:00
Comics can be categorized into various age groups like kids' comics for young children, teen comics for teenagers, and adult comics for mature audiences.
Is manga inappropriate for all age groups?
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2024-10-10 05:52
It depends. Some manga are designed for specific age groups and have appropriate content for them. But there are also some that might not be suitable for younger audiences due to mature themes.
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