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The situation was critical. A harem of superwomen and a crew of military geniuses might not be enough to save the day. One man held the life of the emperor and the fate of the universe in his hands. His only help was a sentient computer that was trying to develop a sense of humor. The only obstacle in his way was just one girl. The only question was, was he going to kill her or marry her?

New O'Korey City, the lively bustling city that is filled with working people and a society where everyone contributes something important to the city, Simon is forced to live in the city like the regular person only he is special, one of the greatest minds of the century who wants to be seen and remembered by not just the city but the world.

SC, a struggling high school student, is trying to survive his last school year before going to college. He romanticizes on historical narratives, and longs to live during the era of yesterday. This changes as he finds out that he is tied with a certain famous writing by an equally famous person. Wanting to know how he ties tightly with such powerful medium, he goes on a mind-blowing search to know how he actually affected history. Together with his small circle of friends, they will show us the beauty and tragedy of being an average student who longs for acceptance and answers in his really small world, that is, until a fiery disaster catches them by surprise.

Minsan naitatanong niya sa sarili kung ano ba ang naghahantay sa kanya sa pagtawid niya sa dako paroon. Na sa huling hininga niya, ano kaya ang huling makikita niya. O 'di naman kaya ay magiging payapa ba ang simula ng paglalakbay niya. Maraming bagay siyang gustong itanong sa buhay tungkol sa kung anuman ang magaganap sa sandaling magtapos na ang panahon niya sa mundo. Maraming tanong, madami rin ang sagot. Pero kahit gusto niyang malaman ang sagot, alam isa lang ang paraan para makuha ang gusto at aminado siyang hindi pa siya handa para sa prosesong kinakailangan para dito. Madami pa siya planong gawin sa buhay at gustong maatim. Kaso, ang buhay ay isang malaking komedya, minsan parang kaibigan mong madalas yumaya sayo ng walwalan, kahit ayaw mong sumama sa paanyaya niya, susunduin ka para sabay na kayong pumunta sa inuman. Wala kang magawa kundi sumama dahil mapilit talaga, kaya sa bandang huli ang kalasingan niya sa paandar ng buhay ay itinawa at itinulog niya na lang. "Ano ba ang meron sa dako paroon?" yan ang kanyang katanungan. Samahan natin siyang hanapin ang sagot sa kanyang katanungan.

Half-demon witch Callie Durant wasn't evil. After six years in Hell, all she wanted was to get revenge on her father for sending her there. Getting to him was harder than she anticipated. The only way she could get close was for the Head Warlock's son, Nicholas Castillo to fall in love with her. She had to break him up with his clingy girlfriend while hiding her true nature from everyone around her. Escaping Hell didn't come without great cost and the Lords of Hell were trying to drag her back for her crime. She had to make a choice between the two sides of herself. She could have the promise of power or be with the first boy to ever love her. The roads out of Hell were paved with bad intentions. 16+ for abuse, moderate violence, and moderate profanity. Simmer is created by Seph Meadowes, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

Portal dimensi adalah satu - satunya gerbang penghubung antara dunia manusia dan peri. Kerusakan portal dimensi membuat Aslan, Lucky, Leonna, Jovan, dan Sierra terjebak dalam dunia para peri yaitu dimensi. Mereka dibimbing oleh peri Olivia dalam melakukan penjelajahan. Tugas mereka ada satu yaitu mencari permata portal agar dimensi serta Bumi tidak hancur berantakan.

In a world ravaged by chaos and overrun by monstrous beings from beyond dimensional cracks, humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. Amidst the turmoil, a new breed of warriors emerges—Dimextians—humans endowed with extraordinary abilities that defy comprehension. These Dimextians stand as humanity's last line of defense against the encroaching darkness. Among them is Ajal Dragovich, the elusive second son of the influential Dragovich family. Ajal navigates a world where strength is paramount and survival is uncertain. As he grapples with the weight of his family's legacy and the mysteries surrounding his own identity, Ajal finds himself drawn into a complex web of alliances and rivalries. In his quest for truth and power, Ajal must confront not only the formidable creatures that threaten humanity's existence but also the demons that lurk within himself. With danger lurking at every turn and betrayal looming on the horizon, Ajal must tread carefully as he strives to carve out his own destiny in a world where only the strongest survive.

-.- Will you love the person who killed your parents? Because I? I don't know the situation is chaotic to think about love ... But if he killed my parents himself, I will never love him ... With all the sweat and hardship of my parents in taking care of me, I will never be reluctant to love the person who killed them ... I will hate him for the rest of my life and I will never want him to kill me because I will kill him ...

Tittle: The Simp by Rhoda Andrian. Everyone has a story to tell: like how you fell off your bike in third grade, or how you failed a math test and got grounded for a week. I also have a story to tell. Mine may not be about failed tests or my mother calling me a nuisance right when I hit puberty. Mine delves deeper into the realms of the heart—a story of love, pain, ache, and change. A story with an indeterminate future, but one I speculate will be formidable and, without a doubt, fruitful. But the question is, can an imperfect past pave the way for a perfect future? Then Hayzen knew her name, he did. He knew so well, she loved milkshakes and enjoyed cleaning on weekends. He noticed she had friends but seldom had any male companions, which he quite cherished. As an observer, he was drawn into a carousel of pursuit. Thus, what started as an innocent fascination soon became his beautiful mistake, his aching dread, and his fearful endeavor. What becomes of him? Now Five years later, Hayzen has grown into the man he once dreamed of being. He works at a prestigious hospital he once only imagined, located near the shores of the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco. Yet, his past continues to cast shadows on his future. The beautiful mistake and aching dread of his youth still haunt him. His embrace of nonchalance, his fear of emotional vulnerability, and his yearning to feel again create a profound inner conflict. Can he love again? Can the beautiful mistake become the most beautiful blessing? And can he finally accept the vulnerability that comes with love?

Kang Li woke up in the body of the sickly beauty, the youngest daughter of the Kang family in Aoli Village, who had been spoiled and pampered all her life. The original host had a tough life, first being dumped, then marrying a divorced man in a fit of anger to become a stepmother, only to find herself unfortunately becoming the control set for another stepmother in the courtyard. She could certainly be considered a top contender for cannon fodder among supporting female characters. But to Kang Li, none of this was a problem. All she knew was that the so-called divorced man was a returned overseas research talent, busy with work, with a high salary and good looks, and was hardly ever at home. In these times, where food and clothing were scarce and communication was done by shouting, marrying him was nothing but good news to her, who just wanted to live the life of a salted fish. Kang's Mother: ...my daughter's gone silly! Brothers (sisters-in-law, nephews, and nieces): ...our sister (young auntie) has gone mad! However, apart from the head of the household, Captain Kang, the rest of the family were all sweating on Kang Li's behalf, worried that the delicate and frail treasure of the house (sister, young aunt) wouldn't be able to handle the grievances of being a stepmother and might hurt herself from the stress. The villagers who knew about the Kang family's situation gathered together, spewing sour words and gossiping, especially those who bore no good will and were just waiting to see the Kang family's downfall. Yet, Kang Li's life after marriage was not only blissful, but her husband doted on her, her stepchildren adored her, calling her mom the moment they opened their mouths. They clung to her like people possessed, and the wife (stepmother) had them following her every step. A certain flabbergasted system: I thought the host I was bound to was bronze-tier, but it turns out she's actually king-tier. - Luo Yanqing was naturally indifferent, with only work on his mind, but somehow, he started to find himself looking forward to holidays, although he rarely managed to go home once a whole year.