batman becomes the joker

The fat and ugly Nora Smith is the laughingstock of the town when her fiancé breaks off their engagement. He says, “The sight of your gigantic face and thunder thighs disgusts me! Don't ever pester me again!" “What an idiot.” Nora scoffs and turns around, her lips curling up into a smile. Later, when Nora successfully slims down, she returns as an astounding beauty. Her ex-fiancé comes to her bearing flowers and begs, "I was wrong, Nora. I’m willing to do anything as long as you come back to me.” Nora rests her chin in her hands and smiles as she replies, “Real men don’t dwell on the past.” Angered, he says, “You’re just a dimwit saddled with baggage that I dumped, Nora. No one will want you except me!" But following that… A young and popular singer tweets: “Nora Smith is my goddess!" An internationally renowned surgeon asks, “Are you free tonight, Nora?” Even the rich and influential hotshot whom everyone is scared of comes forward and says, ”I can take care of my wife and children myself, thank you very much.”

They say the greatest blessing is marrying the idol you always dreamed of. But Qiao Lian knows that reality is different... The Internet claims that Best Actor Shen Liangchuan is a male god who is unaffected by any sexual drive, but Qiao Lian vehemently disagrees. It's a lie! After finally carrying out the contract, Qiao Lian burst out, "I want a divorce! I don't want such a life!"

2 chapters / days --- Crossing into the anime world and have a rescue system that will pop out a quest suddenly. Can I get items and abilities after completion? Do I have to travel to another world? But before that Yuuki needs to save the world of otaku? Even though he is a Yakuza? Everything start from here. (This synopsis looked like the one from my Hitotose Note). ---------------------------------------------- Only update, when I have nothing to do --------------------------------------------- Cover not mine, it's from anime Hajime no Gal --------------------------------------------- Grammar sometimes sucks but bear with it. https://discord.gg/Q3MFzds If you want to tell me there is a grammar mistake. --------------------------------------------- https://www.patreon.com/akikan40 Maybe I'll full of energy to write your favorite fanfic.

After dying from his previous life, Lucas finds himself reborn as a baby the next moment. Eh? Why are my mother and father not here? Why is the old guy called Alfred? Wait, you say my older brother is named Bruce? My family name is also Wayne? -------------------- COMPLETED!!!!!!!! -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/GaYxz6V AN: This is a trial DC fanfic that I had written in the past which I wanted to see if it's any good before continuing...I will be releasing the first 13 chapters and would observe it for a while before continuing so updates from chapter 14 onwards will not be anytime soon :P Cover art is temp. Just something from the net...and edited by a certain Kitsune :P **BE WARNED, THERE ARE R-18 SCENES HERE WHERE THE MC DOES IT WITH WOMEN THAT ARE MAYBE OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD! XD**

World: Chivalry of a Failed Knight - Absolute Duo - Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? Stella: "He's mine!" Touka: "No, he's mine!" Kanata: "Get away from him!" Nene: "He has promised to marry me!" ".........................." Tsukasa. The girls stared at each other, watching each other, and they were ready to fight, but then they looked at Tsukasa at the same time. "Tsukasa, who are you going to choose?!" Tsukasa looked at the girls and said calmly, "You're all mine." ".................................." They were in silence and took out their weapons without hesitation. This is just a normal story of a young man who wants to date more than one girl and his difficulty. "Is it wrong to become a scumbag?" With this philosophical question, the young man starts his journey to becoming stronger, so he won't die under the attacks of several of his girlfriends. ---------------------------------------------- I'll update the chapter when I have nothing to do --------------------------------------------- Cover not mine found it on google --------------------------------------------- Grammar sometimes sucks but bear with it. --------------------------------------------- https://www.patreon.com/akikan40 Maybe I'll be full of energy to write your favorite fanfic.

a young avid Dc fan gets paid a visit from truck kun then wakes up as a kid in a rich family all is normal until he discovers his family is friends with the Starks and Captain America is real. follow his adventure as he tries his best to survive in a world of heroes and villains and have fun along the way. this is my second fan fic I learnt a lot from my first one and I'm going to hope this goes better than the last. to support me go to https://ko-fi.com/flowinglightning

"The useless daughter of the Su Family, Su Ye, had gone crazy after being rejected by the Bo Corporation's President! On the first day, she touched her father's head. "Nephew, I think this project I found is good. You can go auction for it tomorrow." The next day, she dug up the Su family's ancestral grave with a shovel and muttered, "I remember that it was buried here?" On the third day, she patted the shoulder of a certain clean freak CEO. "Little Bo, even if the marriage didn't work out, we still have feelings for each other. I'll give you a discount on this medicine, just give me six million." … Su Ye, the most ambitious woman in the business world who had died 40 years ago, had coincidentally been reborn into the body of his grandniece. Thus... In the department of inheritance notarization, a large inheritance that had been shelved for 40 years was claimed. The museum was surprised to see that a mysterious person had donated an astronomical antique that disappeared 40 years ago for free. Hacker Alliance. An account that no one had been able to identify who was behind it for more than 40 years suddenly came online. Mysterious Sister became popular online. K.O. Stone Gambling Master, Reincarnated God of Medicine, Big Sister Carrier, Taekwondo Grandmaster… Tens of thousands of people wanted to pamper her, and the Su family's doorstep was frequented by the seventy to eighty-year-old childhood friends of hers who were big shots of various fields. A certain ex-fiancé was filled with jealousy. "Make it hot. Don't affect my fiancée's college entrance examination." Zhen Xiang might be late, but he would never be absent. Bo Yunli never looked at her in his eye before marriage. After the divorce, Bo Yunli suddenly asked, "Which project do you like? I'll bid for it and give it to you." "These are the gold shovels and keys to the Bo family's cemetery. Dig whichever you like." "That's true. The prescription is priceless and six million RMB is too little. How about exchanging it for the position of the Bo Corporation's Young Madam?" [1v1. Double Virgins+ Fake Identity.]

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body's sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat... and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!” Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body's mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me! I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid? Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses... All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh...

Life is all roses and strawberries with your asexual mother till Alpha wolves fall in love with you. And now you have to choose... But who do you pick? Hayden Lebaron is an average teenage boy, well if average means being about the size of a midget and being babied by everyone, at least that's what he thinks. A new student moves to their school and Hayden finds out that he's deeper in the Werewolf world that he ever thought possible and the worst part was that he had no idea that Werewolves even existed. EXCERPT : "What the fuck did you do?" Virgil demands his eyes dark, the only reason Dale doesn't have a black eye yet is because he's still carrying me.  I intervene quickly before Virgil changes his mind and decides to land the punch. "V-Vi-Virgil." I stutter out desperately, reaching for him. "I-It wasn't D-Dale, h-he d-didn't d-do any-anything." "What sort of boyfriend are you, letting your girlfriend get beat up by dudes in the boys bathroom?" Dale accuses, snatching me back and ending my efforts to reach for Virgil, his leaf green eyes nearly glowing.  Shana is momentarily stunned, "Girlfriend?"  She mouths to me, I close my eyes in embarrassment, this was one of those days I wanted to start over.  Virgil isn't even fazed by the obvious confusion. "Thanks." He bites out coldly, the appreciation has the same energy as 'go jump off a cliff. "Now give me back my girlfriend." "No. Now get away from me, you're in my way." Dale deadpans, making a move to continue his journey.  "I won't ask you again." Virgil says in a deadly voice, stepping in front of us, electric blue eyes nearly jumping from his face with how hard he is glaring.  "Hayden sounds terrified of you so no, I'm not giving her back. Now get the fuck out of my way." He says, his quiet voice ringing volumes, the entire hallway is silent now, the entire school watching the school's heartthrob go against the hot new kid... and over me! - I wail mentally, wishing I was a bird, a pebble, anything but Hayden LeBaron right now. VOLUME 2 •~• Come talk to me on discord at Aryna Stan#5852 I'd love to hear your thoughts... Link to the Discord server... https://discord.gg/qYk2ka7fc7 •~•

"I was supposed to be sent to earth. But I ended up in a completely different world. A world where magic exists. And here I thought I`m a Hollow—born without magic. That was until my system activated and guided me to embrace my past, deal with my present, and prepare for my future." "With the memory of my past, information from the earth, and a bizarre world I`m in, my implanted A.I. will do everything to ensure my survival and venture the unknown. But first, I must deal with my past to move on, leave the island, and explore the world and become a Legend!" "But how can I, if my Master is all weak and alone?" "May the Maker have mercy upon my enemy, Because I won`t" - Ned, Becoming Legend.