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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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The male lead is recommended by Sherlock's novel.
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2025-01-13 12:21
Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock were recommended by the male lead for Sherlock's novels.
What story is the big dream about?
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2025-01-13 12:21
" Return from the Great Dream " described the grudges between the humans, gods, and demons in ancient times, as well as the love and hate entanglements and growth of the protagonists in this dispute. The main character of the story was the great demon Meng Li who wanted to die. However, in the process of seeking death, he was unwilling to be ordinary and finally regained his life. A few hot-blooded youths met Meng Li by chance and embarked on a journey filled with adventure and passion. The specific story took place between the six directions and eight wastelands, involving the adventures and growth of the immortal world and the human world, as well as emotional entanglements such as friendship and love.
Cheng Yi, how many costume dramas are waiting to be broadcasted in 2024?
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2025-01-13 12:21
In 2024, Cheng Yi had three costume dramas waiting to be broadcast, namely," Dreaming of Chang 'an,"" The South Wind Knows My Meaning," and " Lotus House." The production team and cast of these dramas were highly anticipated. Among them," Awakening from Chang 'an " was a female protagonist drama, in which Cheng Yi's role was highly anticipated;" The South Wind Knows My Heart " was a sweet pet drama, in which Cheng Yi would show his gentle side;" Lotus House " was a martial arts drama, in which Cheng Yi would challenge more action scenes and inner scenes. These three period dramas all met the tastes and market needs of the current audience. Whether it was the audience who liked politics, Jianghu, or love stories, they could find their own preferences in these unaired dramas. At the same time, these dramas also demonstrated Cheng Yi's acting skills in different types and styles, reflecting his strength and professionalism as an actor.
After I mistakenly entered the variety show, I became popular.
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2025-01-13 12:21
" I'm on Fire After I Accidentally Entered the Scene of a variety show " was a novel with a good plot and writing style. The author was Wu Mahang. The story told the story of a food broadcaster named Wei Li who accidentally became popular after entering the variety show. His number of fans had jumped to two million, and he realized that he had become popular. This novel was serialised on many websites, and readers could read it online for free.
TV Series Black Ice
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2025-01-13 12:21
Black Ice was a suspense TV series directed by Wang Jixing and written by Zhang Chenggong. It was broadcasted in the mainland of China in 2001. The play was adapted from Zhang Chenggong's novel of the same name. It told the story of one case after another that shocked Haizhou City and attracted the attention of the relevant departments. The intersection point in the drama was a woman named Liu Mei. She was the manager of a building owned by the city's pharmaceutical group. The public security department sent the young, beautiful, and knowledgeable Wang Jingwen to enter the pharmaceutical group as an investor to secretly collect evidence. The plot revolved around the dispute between Wang Jingwen and the pharmaceutical company's CEO, Guo Xiaopeng. At the same time, it also revealed Guo Xiaopeng's true identity.
Zhou Chu gets rid of the three evils
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2025-01-13 12:21
Zhou Chu's Three Perils Comic Book was a comic book with Zhou Chu as the main character. It told the story of Zhou Chu's transformation from a bully to a hero who eliminated evil for the people. In the story, Zhou Chu realized his mistake and was determined to turn over a new leaf. He fought fiercely with the tiger and the dragon and finally succeeded in eliminating them. The comic vividly depicted Zhou Chu's courage, perseverance, and sense of justice, as well as his transformation from a villain to a hero. The specific content and details of the comic book can be found in the relevant publication.
The love is deep and speechless. What is the next sentence?
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2025-01-13 12:21
The next sentence was "safe travel."
What is the reason for getting rid of the three evils?
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2025-01-13 12:21
Zhou Chusheng taught that one should correct one's mistakes and make useful contributions to others. In this story, Zhou Chu realized that his behavior had brought trouble and harm to people. He was determined to change his behavior and eliminate the three evils, namely the tiger, the dragon and himself. Through overcoming the difficulties, he finally understood that he was more ferocious than a tiger or a dragon in the eyes of his fellow villagers. He decided to turn over a new leaf. This story tells us that a person should be brave enough to face his own mistakes and change himself and help others through hard work and dedication, so as to achieve personal growth and social harmony.
Wen Nuannuan's Rebirth novel recommendation ends
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2025-01-13 12:21
Here are a few recommendations for Wen Nuannuan's novels: 1. " Serious Liking ": A sweet love story of cookies. 2. " Milk Sweetheart, Can't Be Good!" A finished vampire novel, sweet and healing. 3. Cookie Dressed as a Fierce Big Boss: A sweet story of a warm rebirth. These novels were all completed and were suitable for readers who liked rebirth and sweet stories.
Di Renjie's Series of Stories
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2025-01-13 12:20
You can find the full text of Di Renjie's novels online. Among them, Di Renjie's Detective Case 1: Bingzhou Fog, Tang Dynasty Di Gong Case, Tang Dynasty Suspense Record: The Last Di Renjie (all five volumes), and The Heavens Begin with Detective Di Renjie were all works of Di Renjie's series of novels. These novels described Di Renjie's legendary experience as an official in the Tang Dynasty. However, the search results provided did not directly provide a link or source to read the full article online. Therefore, it was impossible to determine whether the full text of Di Renjie's novels could be read on the Internet.
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