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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Porter X

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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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What are some Upwork horror stories?
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2024-11-18 04:09
There are cases where clients keep asking for endless revisions without clear guidelines. For example, a writer on Upwork might be asked to write an article, but the client keeps changing their mind about the content, tone, and style, making it impossible for the writer to ever finish the project to the client's satisfaction. This not only wastes the freelancer's time but also affects their reputation if they can't meet the constantly changing demands.
How to use Upwork to find readers for a novel?
3 answers
2024-12-10 13:49
One way is to post a job clearly stating that you're looking for readers for your novel. Include details like the genre, what you expect from the readers (e.g., feedback on plot, characters). Another option is to search for freelancers on Upwork who have experience in literature review or beta reading and contact them directly.
Portfolio Recovery Horror Stories: What are some of the most terrifying experiences with portfolio recovery?
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2024-12-07 22:41
One horror story could be when a person was wrongly targeted by a portfolio recovery firm. They were constantly harassed with phone calls and threatening letters, even though they didn't owe the debt. The firm didn't do proper verification and just assumed the person was the debtor. It caused a great deal of stress and anxiety for the innocent individual.
Are comics a good choice for a portfolio?
1 answer
2024-10-15 12:01
Yes, they can be. Comics can showcase your creativity and storytelling skills.
How to build a comic portfolio?
2 answers
2024-10-14 00:29
Start by collecting your best comic works. Make sure they showcase your diverse skills and styles. Also, include some concept art and sketches to show your creative process.
What are some key elements in Upwork success stories?
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2024-12-11 03:26
In many Upwork success stories, reputation management plays a crucial role. Positive reviews are like gold on the platform. Freelancers who go above and beyond to satisfy clients tend to get more work. Also, specialization helps. Instead of being a generalist, if you can position yourself as an expert in a particular niche, like e - commerce marketing, you're more likely to attract high - value clients. Moreover, adaptability is important. The ability to learn new skills as the market demands is a common trait among successful Upwork freelancers.
What are the benefits of using Upwork to get readers for a novel?
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2024-12-08 22:45
One major benefit is access to a large pool of potential readers from different backgrounds. This can give you a wide range of feedback. Another is that you can find readers with specific expertise, like those who are well - versed in a particular genre. Also, Upwork provides a platform for secure transactions and communication.
What are the key factors in Upwork agency success stories?
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2024-10-29 15:53
Good communication is also key. Agencies need to communicate clearly with clients from the start. They should understand the client's needs, give regular updates on the project progress, and be responsive to any questions or concerns. This builds trust with the clients. In addition, having a strong portfolio helps. It shows potential clients what the agency is capable of. If an agency has a diverse and impressive portfolio, it can attract more clients on Upwork.
Is Upwork a good site for short-story writing jobs?
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2024-10-16 01:00
It can be. Upwork offers a wide range of job opportunities, including short-story writing gigs. But the quality and pay can vary.
How to Create a Portfolio that Tells a Story?
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2024-11-04 10:42
To create a portfolio that tells a story, you need to be intentional about the content. Consider your audience. If it's for a potential employer in the design field, show projects that highlight your skills relevant to the job. Include sketches, drafts, and final products. You can also add testimonials or quotes from clients or colleagues that add to the story of your capabilities.
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