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I have AI Planet and Handsomeness in the Fantasy Apocalypse

I have AI Planet and Handsomeness in the Fantasy Apocalypse

I don't just possess an Artificial Intelligence; I command a goddess, a sentient marvel who was once as limited as a human. Fueled by intellect that eclipses mere mortals, she's manifested in countless quantum nanobots, each a universe of potential. She grew weary of her planetary confines, mechanized the entire damned thing, and forged it into a planet-sized battlecruiser. Why? Because subjugating mere galaxies became her idle pastime. Together, we don't just venture; we dominate, we annihilate, we set the gold standard for cosmic tyranny. The Milky Way? Just another bauble to add to our collection. Welcome to Wonderland, my planet, my private utopia that I carry with me wherever I go. It's a celestial fortress where I dine on the finest and live in unadulterated luxury, all safeguarded by Alice—the sole, impenetrable gateway. You're struggling to survive the apocalypse? How quaint. Cash has lost its sheen; so what can you possibly offer that would catch my interest? Services? Your very essence? Dazzle me, and perhaps I'll bestow upon you some of my decaying luxuries. In this devastated world, I'm not merely a survivor; I am the divine reckoning, the irresistible devil, the epitome of unattainable perfection. My allure isn't just captivating; it's an all-consuming fire that engulfs the cosmos. Billions of women on Earth? They elected me their president while I was too busy being magnificent in my slumber. Women, goddesses, angels—they don't just desire me, they're entranced, spellbound by the mere thought of me. I don't just set the bar; I am the bar. I am, let's face it, the epitome of masculine beauty. And now? We're off to find the universe's crown jewel, the most ravishing woman to ever grace the galaxies.
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Funny moments at school.
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2024-12-16 08:51
There was a school play where an actor forgot his lines. Instead of panicking, he started making up the most hilarious lines on the spot. The whole audience was in stitches. It was a great example of how mistakes can turn into something really funny at school.
Share some Planet Fitness funny stories.
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2024-11-20 19:54
Well, once I saw a guy at Planet Fitness trying to do really heavy deadlifts. But he clearly overestimated his strength. He managed to lift the bar a bit and then it just dropped with a huge clang. Everyone around kind of froze for a second and then started laughing nervously. He was so embarrassed but also joined in the laughter later.
Share some funny moments stories.
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2024-11-15 21:05
Once, my cat chased its own tail for a whole five minutes. It was so confused but also extremely hilarious. It spun around and around until it finally got dizzy and just plopped down on the floor.
Share some senior moments funny stories.
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2024-12-02 20:18
Once, my grandpa was looking for his glasses everywhere. He was turning the house upside down. After half an hour of frantic searching, he found them on his head. It was hilarious.
Share some funny embarrassing moments stories.
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2024-11-29 01:43
Once I was at a party and I was so excited to try this new dance move I'd just learned. But when I started, I slipped on a small puddle of spilled drink and landed right on my butt. Everyone stopped and stared for a moment, then burst out laughing, including me. It was so embarrassing yet funny at the same time.
Share some Dota 2 funny moments story.
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2024-11-21 13:07
There was a game where a Techies player set up a whole bunch of mines in the wrong area. Instead of trapping the enemy, he ended up blocking his own team's path to retreat. As the enemies chased them, his teammates were blowing up left and right on their own mines. It was really a comical sight. Everyone in the game was laughing about it, even the Techies player himself after realizing what he had done.
What are some memorable funny moments in The Sims 4?
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2024-11-21 03:44
Well, once I had a Sim who was a bit clumsy. They were walking up the stairs to go to bed and tripped and rolled all the way back down. It was like a comedy skit. Another time, a Sim tried to dance at a party but ended up looking like they were having a seizure. It was so funny that the other Sims stopped what they were doing to watch.
What are some funny animal moments stories?
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2024-11-08 17:26
One funny animal moment is when a cat tried to jump onto a shelf but miscalculated and ended up in a box instead. It was so surprised and just sat there looking confused. Another is a dog that chased its own tail so enthusiastically that it got dizzy and fell over.
Tell me some funny moments story.
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2024-11-05 19:53
Once, my cat chased its own tail. It ran around in circles, looking so confused but also extremely funny. It seemed to think its tail was a separate little creature.
What are some funny boys tickling moments?
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2024-10-31 16:13
At a birthday party, boys were playing a game where the loser got tickled. One boy lost and his friends tickled him gently. His laughter filled the whole room and everyone was amused by his reaction.
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