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Enter Me! The Skillionaire Says In Parentheses

Enter Me! The Skillionaire Says In Parentheses

"What are the odds of gods for not putting me on the top? Screw it! Let's hatch a plot blacker than a kettle calling a pot!" Enter MFX90! Preferred referral, MF! Not that Mother******. First letter: 'Messiah'! Second letter: 'Father'! Why? Because you'll be calling her Daddy!—Despite choosing to stay female for psychological advantage to many heroes and transmigators along the way who find her scrumptious. A poet who'd lull you with flowery words before crushing it. A psychologist where lies and truths are but the same as myth. A strategist who controls the marionette like a pirouette. And a devil who hates hubris to the core. Living in a chaotic world with Usurpers and Angels trying to ram each other like batteries, with an ounce of stupidity faster than the reeling tape of misery. That 'MF' is the exemplar of perfection! Because it will be impossible to defeat a cultivator with just a little tinker on her genes. Who would have thought that being able to harness the harness proved to be horrifyingly destructive? This advocate of determination deem herself as a Skillionaire, collecting every knowledge and capabilities just to categorize them into 'Skill' within her brain. An internal system she created for herself to ease her lunatic tendency of human experimentation. But this 'MF' has a horrible glaring weakness. She has stage fright. ------------ [Sometimes contain mature, triggering, gore, and questionable content. Read at your own direction] [Checking the Tags before reading is advised] ------------ The cover illustration belongs to its respective creator. ------------ Craving for more something less obscene but still with the same smart and interesting protagonist? Try my "Re: Tentacles System"!
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In Search Of Love Season 2

In Search Of Love Season 2

They always had a hide and seek kind of relation; one would always try to hide and stay away while the other one was fond of the other. Keith Merchant would do his best to stay away from her but because their family shares a real good bond, he cannot help it out. On top of that, the girl is best friend to his twin sister Kenzie Merchant. Alyssa Collins loves spending time with her best friend and soul sister Kenzie. They have always been close to each other since their childhood. It was when she was four and a half years old, she tried to call out his name but ended up calling him "Kitty" which irritated him. Thirteen years later, she still calls him Kitty though she can pronounce his proper name now which pisses him to the core. He hates how she would call him with the name he disliked while she found his ignorance and objection interesting. Keith always said it aloud that he hates her but Alyssa never really cared about it until she realized that she had secretly fallen for the guy who always pushed her away. He's always been cold, focused and distant from love and relationships whereas she has always been kind, social and optimistic about love and relationships. They're poles apart from each other but there's one thing in common between them and that is their love for the family.❤ Will Alyssa be able to confess her love to him or will it remain a secret all away? Will he ever stop chasing her away? Will this bond of hide and seek ever change? To know that, join me to this journey.❤ «High school romance» «CEO romance» «lovehate relationships» «siblings bond» «soul sisters» «friendship» «revenge» The copyright of this story absolutely belongs to author Safuu©2020. Do try my other stories: In Search of Love Season 1, Faith in Love❤
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69 N’ Goul鬼
Season 1
Morn kunthea+meng lu

69 N’ Goul鬼 Season 1 Morn kunthea+meng lu

Number 69: 69 is slang for when two partners arrange their bodies to perform oral sex on each other at the same time in a way that looks like number 69. Long live France! Slang 69 dates back, if you can believe it, to the French Revolution. The term is found in a French work from 1790, Les catéchismes des putains, attributed to the revolutionary figure Théroigne de Méricour, who described a sixty-nine, or "sixty-nine" in French. English picked up 69 in the 1880s, with its numeric shortcut, 69, familiar in the 1970s. As long as there have been humans, however, there has probably been the practice of a 69. This is described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for example, as the congressional stance of a crow. The position involves different-sex or same-sex partners lying on top of each other - genitals or anus - at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their side or one on top. That is unless those involved take the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variations of the movement. If you are looking for more details from us, well, there are other websites for that. 69 is commonly referenced - and sneered at - in popular culture. R&B singer Rick James released "She Blew My Mind (69 Times)" in 1982, for example, and Bryan Adams 1984 "Summer of '69", which makes puns on the year of peace and love 1969. Rapper Daniel Hernandez is best known by his suggestive stage name, In the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where netizens comment "kindly" on just about any content online with number 69 (for example, poll shows 69% of Americans approve of the new law). Not that this is new. Almost all of us who know 69 make jokes every time we meet 69 in the wild, from phone numbers and jersey numbers to birthdays and license plates. Number 69: When angel number 69 appears in your life, it is a message from your angels regarding achieving your goals and fulfilling your potential. Angel number 69 can appear in different ways, so it is important to remain open to the messages that the Spirit sends to us. Angel number 69 is a sign from your angels that a cycle in your home and family life is coming to an end, which means another is just beginning. Ghouls: The ghoul is a demon-like being or monstrous humanoid native to the pre-Islamic Arab religion, associated with cemeteries and consuming human flesh. In modern fiction, the term has often been used for a certain type of undead monster. Drinks blood, eats the dead, feeds on young children, seduces humans, morphs into an ostrich, steals coins. 鬼: Japanese folklore, a type of demonic creature often giant in size, of great strength, and frightening in appearance. They are generally considered to be of foreign origin, possibly brought to Japan from China with Buddhism. Cruel and malicious, they can nevertheless convert to Buddhism….
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How old is Barney Stinson?
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2024-10-15 13:21
Barney Stinson is typically depicted as being in his 30s throughout the series.
Is Barney based on a true story?
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2024-10-14 03:05
Barney is purely fictional. It was designed to engage and educate kids through imaginative play and stories, not based on any real events or people.
Is Barney Barton a comics character?
2 answers
2024-10-08 18:02
Yes, Barney Barton is a character in comics.
Who might be the main characters in addition to Ted and Barney in 'Ted and Barney adopt a baby fanfiction'?
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2024-11-15 16:25
Their friends like Marshall and Lily could be important characters. Marshall might offer legal advice about the adoption process as he's a lawyer. Lily could be the one who gives them tips on taking care of a baby since she has experience with her own child.
What's the story behind Barney?
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2024-12-16 23:06
Barney is a beloved children's character. The story usually involves his friendly adventures and teachings for kids.
Tell me the barney true story.
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2024-12-10 20:03
The Barney true story is that Barney was a popular children's TV show character. It was a purple dinosaur who taught kids about friendship, sharing, and various positive values through fun songs and simple stories.
Are barney scary stories suitable for kids?
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2024-12-08 13:39
No. The whole concept of Barney is about fun and learning for children. Scary stories go against this positive image and are not suitable for the young and impressionable minds of kids. These stories could cause unnecessary fear and anxiety in them.
Tell me a Barney horror story.
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2024-12-05 04:12
One Barney horror story could be that Barney, the usually friendly purple dinosaur, suddenly appears in a child's room at midnight. His big smile looks menacing in the dark. His eyes glow red as he starts to sing his songs in a distorted, deep voice that sends chills down the child's spine. The child tries to run, but the door is locked and Barney just keeps getting closer and closer.
Tell me a Barney short story.
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2024-11-29 11:37
Barney's short story could be like this. Barney was at the park one day. He met a group of children who were sad because they lost their ball. Barney used his long tail to search in the bushes and found the ball. The kids were so happy. They all played together with Barney for the rest of the day. Barney loved making new friends and seeing people happy.
Tell me the real barney story.
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2024-11-28 02:51
I'm not sure which specific 'real Barney story' you're referring to. There could be many stories related to someone named Barney. It could be about a person named Barney in a small town who had an interesting adventure, like finding a hidden treasure in his backyard.
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