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【Pets】【Masters】【Summons】【Contracts】【Evolution】【Mutation】 This is a world of monsters. Demonic beasts, demons, angels, giants, elves, undead, fairies, witches, beastfolk, insectoids… countless races, endless divisions, infinite mysteries. Human masters can make contracts with familiars. Hence, taming, grooming, ascension, evolution, battles… is their daily life! In the Great Qian Dynasty, a youth named the Bai Wushang unexpectedly became an autonomous awakener, and his life-bound pet was the… Moonrabbit? —————————————————————— 【Currently publicly known evolution forms】 ■Mud Giant➼Sand Giant➼Stone Giant➼Black Iron Giant… ■Lesser Fire Sparrow➼Fire Sparrow➼Searing Godbird➼Inferno Bird… ■Quad-Winged Radiant Angel➼(Fallen Evolution)Six-Winged Dark Angel… ■Demon Ape➼Three-Eyed Demon Ape➼Dark-Golden Demon Ape➼……➼Eight-Armed Vile Dragon Demon Ape… ■Greater Ghost Fire➕Night Mare➼ (Fusion Evolution) Spectral Knight… "

The former Immortal Ascension Realm Cultivator Wang Che failed to overcome the Heavenly Tribulation, and as a result, his soul transmigrated to a world of the Martial Soul where soul beasts and humans lived together peacefully. After confirming that he could not cultivate in this world, the depressed Wang Che had no choice but to adapt to this world. So… “Caterp… Green Caterpillar, million years evolution!” “I choose you! Rayquaz… Wait no, Sky Dragon!”

Su Bai wakes up and finds that the world has changed drastically. He realizes he has come to a world of pets. After accepting the new setting, he is determined to become a powerful Pet Tamer. One day, Su Bai’s pet releases a beginner skill spark. Flames flutter and the sky turns to ashes… A water attribute beginner skill causes the boundless sea to fall from the sky, flooding thousands of miles of mountains and rivers… One blow rips apart the claw, and endless sharp bursts explodes. One after another, worlds fall apart… A passerby: (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟдﾟ)!? This is a world of pets and monsters. Every teenager will develop a soul stone in the middle of their eyebrows. After placing the soul stones into stones, branches, water, and any other thing, a spirit egg unique to the owner would be born. Once the spirit is hatched, the owner will receive his own beginner spirit contract book. Then, he can embark on the road of contracting and training various spirits and monsters. However, Su Bai seems to be doing things a little differently… [Tags]: Beginner spirit, pets, monsters, spirits, cultivation, evolution, daily ease, adventure

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Many islands dotted the vast oceans of this world. However, some of the islands were a lot more sinister than the rest. Those islands, known as Nightmare Islands, were true nightmares to all but the strongest and most fortunate. Children were kidnapped and thrown on these isolated islands by the Nightmare Palace, forced to sign soul pacts with evil soul pets: Nightmares. These devils slowly devoured the souls of their trainers to grow stronger. If the children did not cultivate fast enough, their souls will be devoured whole, leaving only an empty husk behind. Chu Mu, the protagonist, was an heir to the Chu Clan, but due to a plotted murder, he was thrown on the island, sentencing him to almost certain death. Dancing on the edge of life and death, he struggled to survive with a small Moonlight Fox he captured. When he finally escaped the devilish foremen on his island, he couldn’t help but let a breath out. But little does he know, the experience was only a beginning to a fated journey with his little Moonlight Fox…

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

What would you do for the love of a pet? Or to win the heart of a skittish paranormal? These five stories by best-selling M/M romance author J.D. Walker will show you what happens when the heart stops at nothing to get what it wants. Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>All a Steer Can Do Is Try</strong>: Clifford Ames is overworked by his boss and desperately needs a change. Temporary escape comes in the form of a wedding invitation he gladly accepts. When Clifford arrives at the resort with his dog, Bambi, he encounters Jetson Briscoe, who turns him inside out. But an emergency business call at the resort has Clifford wondering whether enough is enough, and it's time for a change -- with Jetson.<br><br><strong>Of Paws and Pet Rocks</strong>: Barry Dunning is a lonely pet groomer and painter of rocks. He's been burned badly by an ex-boyfriend who left him with tons of debt. Then Sheldon Svenson, the owner of the animal shelter where Barry volunteers on weekends, asks him out on a date. It ends badly, but Sheldon pursues Barry and convinces him to give them another chance. Maybe this time, they'll get it right.<br><br><strong>Romancing the Bouncer</strong>: Ben Pachowski is a bouncer at Throwbacks. Monty Mabuse, bass player for a popular band that performs there, wants Ben, but he won't do anything but flirt. Monty plays dirty to get in Ben's pants, and it backfires. Having alienated Ben, Monty has to figure out how to make amends. He has his work cut out for him, but a little romance could go a long way.<br><br><strong>To Catch His Mate</strong>: Felix Cotter is an insurance investigator, and a mixed breed shifter. He's hot on the trail of a thief who smells like mate. When Felix comes face to face with white panther shifter Tyler Panterone, the feeling of belonging grows even stronger. Tyler is being forced to steal against his will, and Felix is determined to help him. In fact, he wants to keep him safe and at his side forever.<br><br><strong>To Love His Mate</strong>: Tyler Panterone is worried. Someone from his lover's past has come to call and Tyler is terrified that Felix will be taken away from him. It makes for a tense few days as Thanksgiving Day looms, and then another shifter appears out of the blue. With the kids causing mischief and the house to manage, Tyler is at his wit's end. Will this Thanksgiving bring everyone together or tear them apart?

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.