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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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What is 'porky's a christmas story' about?
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2024-10-30 11:21
I'm not entirely sure without seeing it, but generally, in 'porky's a christmas story', it may tell a story that is full of Christmas spirit with Porky as the main character. It could depict how Porky deals with the joys and challenges of Christmas. For example, he might be trying to find the perfect present for someone he loves. Or perhaps there are some comical situations that occur because of the chaos and excitement that often come with Christmas, like a misadventure while decorating the house or dealing with unexpected guests.
Who are the main characters in the 'earthbound novel'?
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2024-11-25 19:18
In the 'earthbound novel', the main characters might be diverse. There could be a character who is an outcast from a certain group in this earthbound society. He or she might have unique abilities or knowledge that becomes crucial for the overall plot. There could also be a couple of characters from different social strata in this world, and their interactions and differences could drive the story forward, as they might have different goals and beliefs based on their backgrounds.
What are the characteristics of a great earthbound fanfic?
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2024-11-24 13:10
A great 'earthbound fanfic' often has well - developed characters. It takes the existing characters from the game like Ness, Paula, and Jeff and fleshes them out more. For example, it might give them new fears or desires. It also has an engaging plot. Maybe it takes the basic premise of Earthbound and twists it in a new and exciting way, like sending the characters to a different dimension. And the writing style should be immersive, making the reader feel like they are really in the world of Earthbound.
What is the 'Earthbound Graphic Novel' about?
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2024-11-07 04:59
It could be about the story of the 'Earthbound' game in a graphic novel format. Maybe it follows the adventures of Ness and his friends, showing their battles against the forces of evil in the strange and unique world of 'Earthbound'.
What is the 'Earthbound Christmas Story' about?
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2024-10-27 17:36
The 'Earthbound Christmas Story' is likely about Christmas within the context of the 'Earthbound' universe. It might involve the characters from 'Earthbound' experiencing the holiday season, perhaps with unique adventures, interactions, and a touch of the game's signature charm and quirkiness.
Is there a better novel than Porky's Wonderful Adventures?
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2025-01-24 22:43
There were novels similar to Porky's Bizarre Adventures: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Holding a sword, drinking in Jianghu, slender waist and light palm. The young man carried a long saber on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist. He strode forward, but the Jianghu in his heart was vaguely difficult to see. Turning a page in the book of troubled times, it would rain for decades in the Jianghu. Suddenly looking back, the world has been split into pieces. 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3."Tang's Table": Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Excellent, recommended. 4."King of the Familiar": Er Quan and the dog... cough cough, a story about a certain inhumane chuunibyou and a husky. The writing is not bad, it's worth looking forward to. [Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation] 6: National Forensic: Immortal Grass I'll give you the points first. I like this kind of thing very much. The pace of solving the case is slightly faster, and there are many points in the plot that make you feel discouraged and smile. 7:"Heroine, Wait": Heroine, Wait, Do You Know Who I Am? He knew that she was the empress's favorite minister, the lover of the rebel leader, and the young master of a famous sect in the pugilistic world. You're the one I'm chopping! It was a very refreshing book, strongly recommended. 8."Mantang Colorful Scenery": Rating: AAAAA The prosperous Chang 'an City was full of undercurrents. Under the rule of the court, people were arrogant and extravagant, and they fought for power endlessly. The country was in turmoil, the Hu people rebelled, and human lives were like grass. This was the best moment for the Great Tang, and also the worst moment… 9:"Hidden Dead Corner": Get Lost New Book Fast forward to why you forced me. Final Divine Duty: Overall Rating: 82 Setting B+ Plot B+ Character (Writing)A- [Final Divine Title] Ranking index: [Rating: Grain] Author: Tuoba Goudan Platform: Starting Point Word Count: 270,000 [Keyword: Martial Dao Fantasy, Evil God Mecha] Why was he reading a book? It was a supernatural martial arts novel that was a combination of science fiction and fantasy. The advantages of this book were obvious: 1. There were layers to the development of the world view (the first ten chapters were based on the protagonist's needs to introduce the martial arts system, the fifty-fourth chapter "The appearance of the evil cult" expanded the world view, the eighty-fourth chapter "The Transformation Organization" was officially launched, and there was also the hidden line "The archaeological work of the White Mountain era" to maintain suspense throughout); 2. Character creation is naturally not exaggerated (Not only do the characters in the book have real memories, but their images will also change according to the protagonist's cognition. For example, Coach Lin, who has always been regarded as a middle-aged gambler, will discover more stories about him later. 3. The leveling rhythm was smooth and reasonable (Absolute Focus, Imagined Enemy, Eye of Death Omen, and other skills were unlocked layer by layer, the protagonist gradually became stronger, and the progression of the plot was also in line with the development logic); 4. The style was neat and the writing was not bad (he could use a few strokes to write ordinary and friendly family daily life, but he could also use thick ink to describe the cold and harsh action scenes. He could even use environmental descriptions and detailed descriptions to set off the atmosphere). So if you tell me that this was written by an inexperienced author, I definitely won't believe it. Why not read a book: The main plot of the book was hidden in daily life, a bit like a role-playing game with a free exploration mode. The development of the plot depended on the protagonist's own choices. The advantage of doing this was that the plot would flow more smoothly, but the disadvantage was that it would be even more difficult to figure out the direction of the plot. Many times, when you thought that the climax was coming, you would see the author write another two chapters… P.S. There's a female character from chapter 98 who has been changing the data and suppressing the main character, which has disgusted some readers. Those readers with low poison resistance, please be mentally prepared or take a rest before watching. Synoptic: After transmigrating, the protagonist only wanted to earn a scholarship by studying. By chance, he came into contact with martial arts and triggered the profession of a Pugilist. Therefore, the protagonist used his absolute focus to begin the path of cultivation that was not human. Slowly, he encountered one extraordinary event after another. <strong></strong> The book was good, but it was very popular. If you read this book with the anticipation of the "Global Martial Arts" genre, you would most likely be disappointed. This was because the feedback from killing monsters and leveling up in this book was actually not enough, and the characters in the book were also very complicated. However, if you were a book reader or a fan of "disaster documentary" novels like Wall-e's "Heavenly King of the Other Body", then the book would be very compatible with you. It could be said to be food that must be added to the bookshelf.​ (If you have never come into contact with this kind of work, I recommend you to give it a try. The basic quality of this book is still very strong. 11:"Beyond Time": Er Gen's new book finally stopped writing about the funny male protagonist. The new book is the recently popular stable style, disaster pollution setting, Xianxia novel, decisive killing. There weren't many chapters at the moment. If it could maintain its standard, it would be a good book. "This Game Is Too Real": Moving bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages…The company can at most let you experience the hardships of 996, but here you can experience the super double 007. Alright, let's cut the crap. The great manager has called me to move bricks. That lord said that as long as we work hard and offer our livers, he will be able to get a brand new set of power armor next month. Then, he will bring us to a brand new map and pick up more trash in the vast wasteland! …… Chu Guang, who had transmigrated to the Wasteland World, discovered that he had unlocked the Sanctuary System and could summon creatures called "players" from the parallel world. From that day on, the entire wasteland was not proper. "Red Heart Sky Patrol": In ancient times, the demon race went extinct. In the modern era, the dragon race disappeared. The era of the Great Divine Dao was already like smoke, and the era of the peak of flying swords had finally fallen… What happened in this world? Who would listen to the truth of history buried in the river of time? Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are painted with corpses, and hundreds of years of heaven and earth are painted with hungry tigers. Heaven and earth are fair as heartless, I have a pure heart to survey the heavens! "Ring of Destiny" was a divine book written by the cuttlefish boss. It could be said to be the second book of the Lord of the Mysteries. This book had a very high recommendation index and was definitely worth reading. From the reviews, it could be seen that the readers had given the book a very high evaluation. First of all, the readers praised The Fool, which showed their love and respect for the book. Secondly, the review mentioned the credibility of Squid's new book, which also gave people greater confidence in the quality of the book. Finally, the review also added that the overall evaluation of this book was not as good as Lord of the Mysteries, but this did not affect the readers 'love for this book. In addition, the book review also mentioned that the author's imagination was unrestrained, the plot was novel and attractive, and the sense of immersion was very strong. All of these showed the readers 'love and appreciation for this book. Overall, Ring of Destiny was a very special and fascinating book. The cuttlefish's writing level was recognized and appreciated by the readers. Whether it was from the content of the book, or from life, emotions, psychology, society, history, etc., this book could give people inspiration and thought. Therefore, I strongly recommend The Ring of Destiny. I believe that readers will be attracted by the charm of this book. <<The Great Ming State Preceptor>> Have you ever seen a transmigrator who used modern theories to change the world? The author of 'The Great Ming State Preceptor' is really amazing. There was no fighting or killing in this book. There was no trickery or trickery. What was there was only a weapon of thought that shocked the world and readers. It was hard to imagine that the political and economic content that could not be learned in school, even the philosophical content, could be turned into words like a stream of spring water by the author's pen, silently nourishing things. There was no Jiang Xing Huo who was afraid of death in this world. There was only Teacher Jiang who sacrificed himself for the truth. Perhaps this was the Ming Dynasty's version of "The Age of Awakening." Choose a Day to Ascend Author: Otaku Pig (Platinum) Tagged: Xianxia Fantasy Immortal Cultivation connecting to Total Words:315.36w True number of fans: 37.410,000 Total Collection: 161.60000 Total recommendation:372.40w [Alliance Leader Count:501+] First order:47709 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth": 4/5 Everyone said that the female lead was the rich girl's version of Shen Youchu. The progress of A Rebirth Literature was quite smooth. It was just a new book. There weren't many words, so it could be maintained. "Deep Sea Ember" was a shocking sci-fi epic. The author used a grand narrative style and exquisite writing style to vividly display all kinds of characters. The hero of the story, Duncan, and his crew witnessed the vision of the sea, unveiled the long-sealed truth, and opened up a new route to the new world. The author's description makes people feel as if 19:"Cultivating Immortal in the Chaos of Demonic Martial Arts": -[Best-selling Book-]--Next time, 1200 likes! It was the new work of the great author, the plagiarist, Zhu Tian Liu, GD Immortal Cultivation Liu. The protagonist who transmigrated to the Immortal Cultivation world was only a small Aura Refining cultivator, which was considered to be at the bottom. However, during a calamity, he accidentally opened a passage to a low-level martial world. In that world with a weaker combat system, the protagonist had a smooth sailing. He could slowly develop there, obtain resources to arm himself, and then use the techniques he learned in the Low Level Martial World to return to the Immortal Cultivation World to improve himself. The first advantage of this book was that the settings were perfect. The power systems of the two worlds were completely different, but the author had written them in a rich and perfect way. The readers could clearly see the development of the protagonist, as well as the cultivation techniques and spiritual artifacts that the protagonist obtained from the two worlds. Furthermore, the author also wrote about the local customs of the two worlds, and the differences in the lives of the main characters in the two worlds were written very vividly. The second advantage of this book was that the main character's personality was very realistic. As a GD-type character, Gou Zi's character was naturally two-faced and scheming. He was a yes-man in the cultivation world and had the limelight in the low-level martial arts world. He was also decisive in killing. The plagiarist had a good grasp of the protagonist's character, which suited the world he was writing about. After all, in a chaotic world, only cold-blooded egoists could survive. In general, this book was a very good immortal cultivation text. The plagiarism was stable and worth reading. "Who told him to cultivate!" Liking Level:8.5 So far, it's still interesting. Just when I thought it was the old routine, it gave me a refreshing feeling. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
What makes 'porky x ness fanfiction' interesting?
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2024-12-10 11:46
The contrast between the two characters makes it interesting. Porky is often portrayed as a villain while Ness is the hero. Their interactions in fanfiction can lead to some really unique storylines.
What is the 'porky's bad time story' about?
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2024-11-24 20:54
I'm not sure specifically as I haven't read it. But it might be about a character named Porky having some difficult or unlucky experiences.
Who are the main characters in 'porky's a christmas story'?
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2024-10-30 22:12
Porky is likely one of the main characters. But there might be others like his friends or family members who play important roles in the Christmas story. Maybe there's a friendly neighbor or a pet that is part of the story as well.
What are some interesting aspects of the 'earthbound novel'?
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2024-11-25 11:05
Well, the 'earthbound novel' might have an interesting plot. For example, it could involve a journey across the earthbound land, encountering various strange creatures or different cultures. The use of language in the novel can also be a great aspect. It might use vivid descriptions to bring the earthbound settings to life, like how the sunsets look over the desolate landscapes or how the wind blows through the abandoned cities.
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