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Question: Given that Lin Xiaoqing can lift an 80-jin item, how much arm strength does Xiaoqing have? Answer: Left arm 49 jin, right arm 67 jin. Question: Given that one plus one equals two, what is the result of 491 multiplied by 709? Answer: 348119. Others' logic is deduction; mine is cause and effect. No matter how difficult the problem, the answer is already obvious when it is posed. This synopsis is too short to describe the story. An unorthodox jaw-dropping science fiction of a top-scoring student. Welcome to immerse yourself in it.

Transmigrate into a different world, start as a criminal soldier, master the deconstruction core system, and embark on a peculiar journey as a wizard.

Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation". Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure. Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world… Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent. While other Apostles can only use one game character… Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use. While other Apostles are still using weak human characters... Lin Xun is already using powerful monster BOSS characters. … Then one day, when Lin Xun brings a terrifying BOSS into the real world... "Would you believe me if I said I'm here to save the world?"

This is a world with incredible, extraordinary powers. Sprites born from dishes, the competition between deliciousness and power, a journey under a starlit sky, challenges tied together by bonds. A young man with the memories of a Special-Class-1 chef from his past life has arrived in this world brimming with courage and dreams. "Oh, delicacies concealing magical powers, reveal your true strength before me! I command you in the name of your Spirit Chef, Qin Lang, bring forth the Food Spirits!" "...Huh? Why isn't there a reaction?!"

What if in the era where awakener hunt in the dungeon, the weakest awakener suddenly gain an ability as a Dungeon-Master? A story about Ray, an orphan who strived in the era of awakening to help his orphanage. In this era of awakening, humanity had gained the power to fight against numerous monsters and dungeons that suddenly appeared in the world. Ray, our protagonist, suddenly gains the power of a dungeon master. However, without him knowing, the system has a special plan for him. Follow his journey to make the strongest farm inside the dungeon and gaining beautiful women along the way! The Netori and harem part will be on the later chapter, about 20 or later, and the Netori will come slowly not like my other story. So please stay tuned ^_^ Additional tag: action, rudeyoungmaster, no netorare, mature woman, No R-18, evolution, chickens, money-grubbing protagonist, dense protagonist, love interest fall in love first, beautiful female lead, rich office ladies, netori specialist. Discord: https://discord.gg/henXAtbX

Lucan is a young man from Earth whose life is changed when his Inner God awakens. Now, he must complete the Initiation to claim his God's power and gain access to magic and the Oblique World, a place where much of humanity migrated centuries ago. In the Oblique World, people live in a magical medieval era. Upon accessing the Teleportation Bonfire, Lucan unfortunately ends up in the worst possible location in the Oblique World—a ‘Corrupted Region’. In this place, the monsters are crazier and more powerful. He must find others who were also caught in this teleportation error to make his way back to civilization. By defeating enemies, Lucan can receive Magic Cards containing equipment such as Swords, Shields, Spears, and even Helper Creatures. Lucan must defeat monsters and acquire these cards if he wants to survive and become strong enough to return to Earth or find the human civilization living in the medieval era. ----------- What to expect: - An MC who progresses from weak to strong as he learns about his Element. - A constantly expanding world blending medieval concepts with LitRPG elements. - Fun moments and a touch of romance as he discovers how people feel about him. - When he learns the truth about his powers... it will change the world. - Secrets and mysteries regarding the Inner God (You'll learn about this divinity alongside him). - A captivating mystery every time he sleeps and dreams (TRUST ME! You'll be eager for his dreams).

"As long as we live under the same sky, we would be together no matter the distance", she said, melting his frozen heart. "Do I deserve it? Do I deserve this happiness?", he thought. Does he deserve it? Is she as pure as her words? What will happen when his icy heart and her fiery one hold each other tight? And what is the truth behind everyone of them?

Fate a powerful concept of life. as proved by myths and history. The more you try to hinder it, the stronger it becomes. Born from two beings that should have never Met. He became an abomination, something that should have never existed. My first book, so please if I make any grammatical errors, or write anything that you feel is wrong, bear with me. and help me in pointing out my mistake. Discord link: https://discord.gg/G8v2ghWU5g

A man who was once called the world’s strongest agent ended up becoming a teacher after his retirement, to train a new generation of agents. After many years of training his disciples, he was killed at the age of 60 by a secret organization’s ruse and was reincarnated in another world with his memories intact. Though he was surprised by the existence of magic and the strange species in that world, he quickly adapted to his condition as a newborn and took advantage of it. He acquired special magic and gained a massive amount of strength thanks to his rigorous discipline, in order to reach his goal: Resume his career as a teacher which he left halfway through in his previous life. This is the story of a man, who, based on the memories and the experiences of his previous life, became a teacher who travels through the world with his students.

On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.