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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
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Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
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9 Chs
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
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2024-10-02 18:48
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
Funny working at McDonalds stories
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2024-12-13 18:59
There was an incident where a new employee was trying to learn the drive - thru orders. A customer asked for a large Coke with no ice. The new guy got so flustered that he accidentally told the kitchen to make a large ice - cream cone with no Coke. We all had a good laugh about it later, and it became a running joke at the store.
Tell the Real McDonalds Story.
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2024-11-26 16:51
The real McDonalds story is quite interesting. It started as a small restaurant by the McDonald brothers. They had the idea of a fast - food system with limited menu items for quick service. Ray Kroc then came along, saw the potential, and turned it into a global franchise. Their focus on consistency in food quality and efficient service made it a huge success worldwide.
Tell me the mcdonalds ghost story.
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2024-12-02 19:13
Well, the McDonald's ghost story often includes things like a phantom customer. Some employees claim to have seen a figure sitting at a table long after closing time. It could be that the late - night atmosphere and the empty restaurant create an eerie feeling that makes people imagine such things. Also, the bright lights and the large, often empty spaces might contribute to these strange sightings.
Tell me the mcdonalds back story.
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2024-12-01 07:09
McDonald's back story is quite interesting. It started as a local eatery by the McDonald brothers. They had a unique idea of providing quick food. Their restaurant had a self - service counter which was different from traditional restaurants at that time. The food was made in an assembly - line style which made the service very fast. Ray Kroc came into the picture and he was the one who really expanded it worldwide. He had the vision to make McDonald's available everywhere. He standardized the operations and marketing, which led to the huge success of McDonald's globally.
Tell me a mcdonalds scary story.
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2024-11-27 19:46
One mcdonalds scary story could be about a late - night shift worker. They were closing up alone when they heard strange noises coming from the kitchen. As they went to check, they saw the burger patties moving on their own as if something invisible was flipping them. It was so terrifying that they ran out of the store and never returned to work there again.
What is the 'McDonalds Real Story' about?
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2024-11-18 01:42
Well, it's probably about the real journey of McDonald's. Maybe it details things like the early days when they were trying to standardize the menu items to ensure consistent quality across all locations. It could talk about the challenges they faced in terms of sourcing ingredients, dealing with competition, and expanding globally. For example, they had to adapt their menu in different countries to suit local tastes while still maintaining the core identity of McDonald's.
Is the pesticide monitor McDonalds story real?
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2024-10-15 06:09
I don't think it's real. Such stories often turn out to be rumors or exaggerations with no solid evidence to back them up.
Share some mcdonalds food horror stories.
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2024-12-07 09:50
One horror story is finding a hair in the burger. It was really disgusting. Just imagine taking a bite and seeing a hair stuck to the patty or bun.
What are the main elements in the mcdonalds ghost story?
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2024-12-03 16:48
One key element is the empty restaurant setting. When the place is mostly empty and the lights are still on, it creates a perfect backdrop for ghost stories. Another is the idea of a lingering presence, like a customer or an employee from the past who still seems to be around, whether it's a full - body apparition or just a strange feeling of being watched.
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