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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
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Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
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What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
3 answers
2024-10-02 18:48
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
Is the 'Spongebob real story' true to the original Spongebob series?
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2024-11-06 06:44
No. The original Spongebob series is all about fun, friendship and adventures in Bikini Bottom. The 'Spongebob real story' is a completely different and often very dark and inappropriate take that has nothing to do with the original positive nature of the show.
SpongeBob SquarePants
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2025-01-09 17:25
The main character of the American animated series," He was a square yellow sponge living in a pineapple on Bikini Beach. He was the senior chef of King Krabby Castle and liked to catch jellyfish. His pet was a small sea snail that could call out "cat ~ cat ~" He was optimistic and naive. He could always cause trouble in a peaceful world, but he could always get out of trouble in the end. His friends included Patrick Star, Brother Octopus, and Sandy. "SpongeBob SquarePants" was one of the most popular TV series in the United States. It was voted the most popular cartoon at the American Children's Choice Awards for seven consecutive years from 2003 to 2009.
Who could be Spongebob's love interest in a Spongebob love story?
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2024-11-13 04:03
A new character, like a traveling musician fish. Spongebob is always open to new things and experiences, and a music - loving fish could charm him with her melodies. She could perform at the Krusty Krab and Spongebob would be entranced by her talent.
Is there a SpongeBob comic book?
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2024-10-14 21:06
Yes, there are SpongeBob comic books available. They feature the beloved characters and adventures from the show.
Is Spongebob a fictional character?
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2024-10-14 02:34
Yes, Spongebob is definitely a fictional character. He exists in the animated world and isn't a real person.
Was SpongeBob Comics Canceled?
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2024-10-14 02:32
Unfortunately, SpongeBob Comics has been canceled. This might be due to factors such as a decline in readership or shifts in the publisher's strategy.
How would the characters in Spongebob react to Spongebob and Sandy getting married in a fanfiction?
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2024-11-10 16:57
Mr. Krabs would probably be thinking about how this could be good for business. He might see it as an opportunity to create a new tourist attraction. Patrick would be really happy for Spongebob at first, but then he might get a bit jealous because he doesn't want to lose his best friend. Squidward would be extremely annoyed by all the commotion and the fact that he has to be part of the wedding in some way.
How could a Spongebob and Sandy love story be developed in a new Spongebob series?
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2024-10-28 00:32
One way would be to introduce a new character who is interested in Spongebob. This would make Sandy realize her feelings for him. They could then have a series of events where they are forced to work together closely, like building a big project for the whole Bikini Bottom. During this process, they would start to notice the little things about each other that they like. Their friendship would slowly transform into a love story as they start to hold hands, exchange little gifts, and have secret looks at each other.
What are the main differences between the 'Spongebob True Story' and the regular Spongebob Squarepants show?
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2024-12-02 19:01
The regular Spongebob Squarepants show is a well - established, family - friendly cartoon with a set formula of humor, characters, and settings. However, if we consider a 'Spongebob True Story', it could potentially be a departure in many ways. It could change the character relationships. In the regular show, Spongebob and Patrick are best friends with a simple, innocent friendship. In a 'true story', there could be more conflict or a different reason for their bond. Also, the tone could be different. The regular show is light - hearted, while a 'true story' might be darker or more serious, delving into themes not typically explored in the original, such as the real - life implications of living in an underwater society or the true nature of the characters' personalities beyond the comical surface.
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