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She was the Princess who had to die… Alinea, beloved Princess of Ritz, and celebrated heroine of the recently concluded Immortal War was betrayed and killed for political reasons. However, death did not come. She found herself waking up in modern-day Tokyo, in the body of a girl, named, Suzuki Ara, the most hated antagonist of all. He was the Prince who had to live… Homura Ryuu, heir of the most influential family in Japan was forced to be engaged to Ara since birth, due to a family curse. He could only marry and have children with the woman mentioned in the prophecy, else his bloodline would die out. Fated… The Prince and Princess from different worlds, where revenge, hatred, conspiracy and strive for power prevailed, found each other in the most unexpected turn of events. Was this a coincidence? Maybe not. For two souls destined for each other meet regardless of time and circumstance. It's called fate... PLEASE DO NOT SPAM THIS BOOK. I REQUEST FOR EVERYONE TO SHOW RESPECT & AVOID EXP REVIEWS. ============================= Ara elbowed Ryuu in the rib. "Darling, you are scaring the people away. Learn how to smile." "Darling, if I smile, they will totally forget why they exist," Ryuu countered smugly, so Ara had no choice but to sigh in defeat. There's no sense making sense with this stubborn husky anyway. Well, he kind of had a point anyway… Ara looked towards the nurse's station where nurses kept bumping into each other or hitting the tables and making things fall because they were busy giving Ryuu demure glances. "See? They get distracted like that with me not smiling – what more if I do?"Ryuu told her with amusement in his voice. Then again, mischief danced in his blue gaze and he finally sent one bright smile the nurses' way. CRASH! BANG! Ara watched as chaos ensued in the station and she quickly pulled the naughty husky to the side and gave him a glare. "What? Who told me to smile?" he asked her innocently. "I did okay? It's my fault," Ara told him as she dragged him away. ============= Join Alinea's discord: https://discord.gg/Vv7uPrN follow me on IG: @schreient_rui FRENCH VERSION AVAILABLE here. Alinea (Français) Like the story? gimme coffee :D https://ko-fi.com/schreient

Tells the story of an MC who has transmigrated 10 times in the novel world as a villain. But in the 10th round he decided to escape the plot and went to another country. But there he found other fictional characters and he didn't know that the heroines secretly heard his voice heart. The heroines don't play according to the plot, their characters collapse. The MC is surrounded by heroines. Meanwhile, the protagonist is jealous of the MC and has a green hat on his head. MC: Damn, the plot collapsed. Is it okay like this? Protagonist has even become a villain... Rias: Protagonist? I don't care about him. I like you, I just want you. Sona: You are now my fiancé, don't you want to do it with me? Akeno: Ara ara~ Tian-kun, why do you keep avoiding me? I won't eat you. Tsubaki: Tian-kun, can you stay at my house tonight? Koneko: Senpai, I like you. Am I not pretty enough? Grayfia: As a professional maid, I have to wash all your body parts. Yasaka: Husband, Kanou wants a little sister. Let's make one. - World: - Highschool Dxd - Return of the Dragon King - My Wife is a Beautiful CEO - Doctor Genius - Shokugeki No Souma - Shinmai Maou no Testament - Saenai Heroinai No Sodatekata - Arifureta - Other Novels or Anime. - Get the latest chapters faster on my patreon. Support me on patreon to keep me motivated to write more chapters: www.patreon.com/DogLicker

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While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride... Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.

To save her family from dying unjustly like they did in her previous life she has to marry a Prince rumored to be a demon. A marriage that was only a deal on paper turns to something they both can't resist. ** Two people who transverse through a lifetime of difficulty and hardship only to find each other again in another lifetime. Will their love transcend over the forces of time and the evil that lurks behind the power of a wish? Or will fate tear them apart to regain the world's stability. *************** Excerpt "How ridiculous, just because you saved my life, now I have to pay you back by marrying you?" Hamon looked strangely terrifying as he gave her a mocking laugh. If he wasn't already wounded Ara might've beat that laugh off his face, for her own peace of mind. "Your Highness if you keep laughing like that, your wound will open." Her voice sounded muffled behind the armor making it quite gruff. "Shut your disgusting mouth, even your voice is disgusting." "Your Highness, listen to what I ha-" "I'm going to say this one last time. I'm not going to marry you....so You can take your sorry self and leave this place right now while am being nice!" Ara wanted to fume At him when he kept on interrupting her again and again. 'He thinks I'm disgusting, after I risked my life to save him? What an arrogant pompous Prince!' Despite her anger boiling beneath the surface, she said in a calm voice. "Can you please just listen to me first?" __ Excerpt 'Without Arabella...Hamon is nothing.' 'Die? How will you die when I'll be here to bring you back? Not even death can take you away from me, wife.' 'If anything happens to you...I will ruin the entire world!' Memories of his words to his wife began to echo in his head, then images of her smiling face. And what she said earlier. 'If you tell me to split up with you again, I'll get very mad at you. And I won't allow you hold me to sleep tonight!' 'Hamon, I'll be dead before I leave your side, I am your wife and once your soldier, I am not a coward. I am staying by your side!' Hamon sat frozen on the cold forest ground as he held Ara's dead body in his arms. There was no longer any signs of tears in his eyes, all that was left was a pair of soulless eyes. He slowly glanced down at her pale lifeless face, the reality began to sink to his mind. His wife was dead, Ara was dead... She died saving him, taking the arrows meant for him. As those thoughts went through his mind, his face slowly began to darken, like cloudy storms of an incoming typhoon that could tear the skies and the earth apart, gradually his forearms veins started to turn purple and it spread to his neck veins and forehead. He pulled away from Ara's body and stood to his feet. Eyes as red as blood, claws long and sharp pierced through his fingers cutting his skin, but he didn't so much as flinch as the blood dripped from them. Purple dark veins appeared on his face as his sharp fangs peeked out of his clenched lips. There the Demon stood with flames blazing in his hands, it looked nothing like Hamon. Just his soulless eyes were enough to make one crawl away in fright. __ Note: this book is a slow burn romance, and there's no major tragedy. You can also check out my other book. Title: Bound To The Ice Dragon King Happy reading!

When the beautiful and sarcastic Alexandra Black dies she expected to go straight to a very hot place instead some asshole decided it was funny it stick her into the Twilight universe in a Kryptonian body. Chaos and hilarity ensues. ________________________________________________ Or in which a cynical and sarcastic lesbian assassin is stuck into the body of a female version of Clark Kent in a fucked up amalgamation of Twilight, the Nasuverse, and Marvel. ..... Yeah, it doesn’t go too well for the rest of the word. [Cover is made by the amazing author Reality, go check out her fanfic 'Throne of Time'] Discord: https://discord.gg/4j4yC6EEK8

A guy reborn in Naruto with a system similar to the gamer. Unlike the other lucky protagonist, he wasn't rewarded with 5 wishes after saving a person. Gatcha will decide his powers. _____________________________________________________ This will not be a harem, single lead only. MC will be OP, later on. ____________________________________________________ THE COVER IS NOT MINE Froth: = ThornsSimp on Twitter is the original creator of the cover, if you want it to be removed, please tell me. won't be updating often

Do you want to read the most exciting Fanfiction of your life? Do you dream of becoming the king of pirates and a harem with countless beautiful women? Do you dream of Nami, Ino, Robin or Tsunade in a bikini? Do you want the most powerful, arrogant and devastating MC in history? So get out of here, Pervert, I don't have this in stock!!!! Here is the funny story of a lazy Yakuza reincarnated into the world of Beelzebub with a System!!!! . . . . Nt : It is a comedy

*This is just me having fun and f*cking around so read only if you like harem and funny references. A young man from Earth reincarnates into the world of My Hero Academia. Initially he cursed his inability to produce a Quirk but instead is given something better. "Ding! Host's application has been accepted. Gamer ability has been gifted. Please continue to live your life and entertain the Great One". *Type-Moon is my favorite franchise so it will definitely be included in this story *Unreliable updates