funny poems

Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.

One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.

One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.

They often have unexpected twists. For example, in a story - telling funny poem, the hero might not do what you expect, like instead of slaying the dragon in a heroic way, he befriends it in a really silly way. This surprise makes it funny.

A funny story could be this. Once on Mother's Day, a little boy tried to make breakfast for his mom. He ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. Pancakes were on the floor, and the syrup was everywhere. But when his mom woke up, she just laughed and gave him a big hug because it was the thought that counted. It shows how even the imperfect attempts on Mother's Day can be full of love.

One characteristic is the use of religious elements in a humorous way. For example, they might tell a story about a well - known Bible character in a comical situation. In poems, it could be rhyming words that playfully describe a religious concept.

Funny poems and short stories usually contain elements that are relatable yet presented in a comical way. We can all relate to being a bit lazy like the hare in 'The Tortoise and the Hare' short story, but the way it's shown with the hare taking a nap and losing the race is funny. In funny poems, the use of onomatopoeia can add to the humor. When we read words that mimic sounds in a silly or unexpected context, it makes us laugh. Also, a break from the norm in terms of plot or language use is often seen in both funny poems and short stories.

Funny poems often have elements like wordplay, rhyme, and unexpected turns. For example, in 'The Chaos' by Gerard Nolst Trenité, the mispronunciations and mix - ups create humor. Short stories can be funny through absurd situations or ironic endings. Like in 'The Lady, or the Tiger?', the open - ended and ironic nature is humorous.

A funny Christmas poem could be: Christmas bells are ringing bright, in the snow that's such a sight. The elves are dancing all around, making toys without a sound. But one elf tripped on a toy train, and tumbled down in such a pain. His hat went flying in the air, and all the other elves just stared. Then they all started to laugh, and that was the end of that little gaffe.

A funny Mother's Day poem: 'Mom's shoes are always blue, she has a lot to do. Runs around like a bee, but still makes time for tea.' A story could be that for Mother's Day, I made a homemade card with a really wonky drawing of mom. She found it hilarious and put it on the fridge right away.