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Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Haru was the best mage in the Japanese army. Building up a amazing reputation before deciding to give up his life in the military and settle down. His plans were cut short as he found himself in the body of a baby. He taught himself magic again from scratch before finding himself in a dire situation whilst on his first school trip causing him to give up on magic and take on the art of Chinese cultivation. His master was a soul fragment of an ancient cultivator who placed his soul inside of a golden ring in the shape of a dragons body. What kind of mysteries did this ring hold? And who was this cultivator who saved Haru from the brink of death?

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The meaning of life and all of its up's and downs in one nice book, while also being the most subjective read. Or you can just look at the title and know what is inside.

"What are the odds of gods for not putting me on the top? Screw it! Let's hatch a plot blacker than a kettle calling a pot!" Enter MFX90! Preferred referral, MF! Not that Mother******. First letter: 'Messiah'! Second letter: 'Father'! Why? Because you'll be calling her Daddy!—Despite choosing to stay female for psychological advantage to many heroes and transmigators along the way who find her scrumptious. A poet who'd lull you with flowery words before crushing it. A psychologist where lies and truths are but the same as myth. A strategist who controls the marionette like a pirouette. And a devil who hates hubris to the core. Living in a chaotic world with Usurpers and Angels trying to ram each other like batteries, with an ounce of stupidity faster than the reeling tape of misery. That 'MF' is the exemplar of perfection! Because it will be impossible to defeat a cultivator with just a little tinker on her genes. Who would have thought that being able to harness the harness proved to be horrifyingly destructive? This advocate of determination deem herself as a Skillionaire, collecting every knowledge and capabilities just to categorize them into 'Skill' within her brain. An internal system she created for herself to ease her lunatic tendency of human experimentation. But this 'MF' has a horrible glaring weakness. She has stage fright. ------------ [Sometimes contain mature, triggering, gore, and questionable content. Read at your own direction] [Checking the Tags before reading is advised] ------------ The cover illustration belongs to its respective creator. ------------ Craving for more something less obscene but still with the same smart and interesting protagonist? Try my "Re: Tentacles System"!

Ye Xiao transmigrated into a world that combined several books, becoming the true heiress who was finally found. She thought she would finally have good days ahead. But it turned out, the Ye Family were all antagonists! Thankfully, she had a golden finger that could modify the plot. The elder brother's fiancee was pregnant with someone else's child, and married him under duress. Seven years later, her genius son found his real father, and in pursuit of a family reunion, drove the elder brother to suicide. This time. The heroine said tearfully, "I really do like you." Just add a word. The heroine said tearfully, "I really do like your money." The second brother was a god-like actor, pursued by an innocent young actress. However, the jealous patron behind the innocent actress flew into a rage and ruined the second brother's life. The innocent actress weakly fell into the second brother's arms. Just change one word. The innocent actress weakly bounced into the second brother's arms. Everyone was stunned. A three-meter jump on the spot, the Olympics welcome you. The third brother was a god in E-sports, with an assistant who was a klutzy sweet fool, always causing trouble. Eventually, she caused a huge disaster, and when the third brother fired her in a rage, he was accused of being cold and heartless by everyone. The klutzy sweet fool blinked her big eyes: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Remove a word. The klutzy sweet fool blinked her big eyes: "I'm sorry. I really did mean it." Ye Xiao herself fared even worse, constantly being humiliated by the fake heiress and her bratty boyfriend, ending up in a miserable state. This time. The male lead walked up to her with a knife. Just change to. The male lead knelt down in front of her with a knife. Start by kneeling and repenting properly! As she modified the story, the fate of the whole family of villains changed, and she, too, became the super beloved of the family.

Jin Yahui was living his regular life in good ol' Earth. Until he was hit by Truck-san and was transported to a Wuxia world!!! His golden finger? A music system... that only plays music. ORZ Watch Jin Yahui as he suffers through old-timey tunes and elevator music in his journey to conquer the world! ........... Expect less than 50-word slice of life chapters, and if you're here for a story, then you're at the wrong place. Please kindly find another novel ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ Hello! I have stopped writing this book and gone towards completing a serious version. Search for Music System: REWRITTEN for the novel!

“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!” Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb. And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin? That's crazy! It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment. Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s W1 Trillion Club. In short, Hunter Han Wooju is way out of Gyubin's league! “How did I get pregnant with your baby, Hunter Han Wooju?” Gyubin asked awkwardly. And then she remembered THAT incident, causing her to gasp out loud. “Is it because I ate your dragon ball?!” Wooju let out a long sigh. “Miss Baek, it was an egg and not a ‘dragon ball.’”

“Bagaimana jadinya kalau, hampir setengah dari populasi di dunia adalah manusia Iblis?” Sebuah fenomena alam tiba-tiba terjadi di berbagai tempat di seluruh dunia. Beberapa gunung api aktif memuntahkan asap hitam yang sangat pekat, lalu asap itu membumbung tinggi dan menyelimuti hampir seluruh permukaan bumi. Menimbulkan kepanikan masal dan sebagian besar orang-orang mulai berperilaku aneh. Seolah dirasuki oleh roh jahat. Bola mata mereka jadi berwarna merah menyala, taring mereka juga tampak keluar dan tajam. Selain itu, wujud mereka juga berubah jadi sesosok monster yang mengerikan. Mereka memangsa setiap orang yang ada di hadapannya tanpa terkecuali. Sehingga menimbulkan kekacauan dan kehancuran di mana-mana. Dan mereka pun dijuluki sebagai manusia Iblis. Kekacauan tersebut, memaksa setiap negara untuk mengerahkan kekuatan militer untuk menghentikan mereka. Hanya saja, mereka sangat keji dan haus darah. Mereka terus melakukan penyerangan tanpa henti meski dalam keadaan terluka. Karena, selain memiliki ketahanan tubuh yang luar biasa. Mereka juga mampu memulihkan luka yang mereka terima dengan sangat cepat. Yang membuat mereka jadi tidak terhentikan. Karena hal tersebut, kekacauan pun berlangsung selama puluhan tahun, dan mengakibatkan hampir setengah populasi manusia di seluruh dunia didominasi oleh mereka. Sampai akhirnya para petinggi negara di dunia menerbitkan sebuah kebijakan. Yaitu, mengakui mereka sebagai ras manusia yang baru, yaitu Hybrid Human, dan memberi mereka hak seperti manusia pada umumnya. Kebijakan tersebut pun diterima dengan baik oleh sebagian besar dari mereka. Termasuk Lucy, yang sudah lelah dengan kehidupan gelapnya. Hanya saja, timbul diskriminasi di masyarakat terhadap mereka semua, yang membuat mereka kesulitan dalam mendapatkan pekerjaan mau pun memiliki pasangan yang bukan sesama Hybrid Human. Bagaimana Lucy dalam menghadapi semua itu? Rintangan apa saja yang menanti Lucy di depan sana? Dan apakah ia menemukan sesuatu yang membuat hidupnya berubah jadi lebih baik?

Walking in on her boyfriend and cousin having sex and exposing their plans to get rid of her... Shi Xue was heartbroken. Due to her shock, she knocked over a vase. Since the plan had been exposed... She is on the run for her life. Her dad passed away several years ago, and her so called family members were after her inheritance. After running for god knows how long, she was struck in the back of her head by a man dressed in black. "Hehe... I'm too tired from playing cat and mouse with you... since you are unconscious.. I shall drown you and have you die a more peaceful way." In this fateful night, the handsome man was out on his private cruise dealing with his "business" with the spies he found from his company. As he was staring at the ruthless torturous methods used on the spies to make them talk.. he heard .. "help... me." How much did she hear and who was she? Just when he was about to toss her off the cruise... he recognized her ... the coldness of his eyes melted away as he gently embraced the girl to his body. "Shi... Xue...?"