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We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Chen Yu unexpectedly obtained a heavenly book, gaining the ability to peek into the secrets of the universe. As long as he helped others change their fate, he could gain the cultivation to become an immortal. For this reason, Chen Yu started to live stream psychological counseling. In the live room, the viewers were all shocked. "Is this what psychological counseling is like nowadays? Can they even know the past and future?" "This isn't a psychologist. This is a master!" "Dr. Chen, please accept me as your disciple." As the live stream became popular, some people who didn't believe in it or just wanted to ride the trend joined in and contacted Chen Yu. As a result, they ended up in jail and even exposing long-standing difficult cases. Being such a talented person, Chen Yu naturally caught the attention of higher-ups. "I don't know the location of the murderer, but I can try to use criminal psychology to help analyze it." "Number 5 Ping'an Street in the old city, the first room on the left." "In another half an hour, he will wake up and commit another crime."

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Bagaimana rasanya jika kamu tiba-tiba mendapatkan sebuah sistem untuk membuka sebuah warnet game dengan teknologi VR? Game yang bisa dimainkan hanya ada satu, berupa game lama yang dibuat ulang dalam versi VR yang benar-benar terlihat begitu nyata. Fang Qi terbangun dan tiba-tiba mendengar sebuah suara di kepalanya. Suara itu menyebut dirinya dengan Sistem Hitam dan memberi Fang Qi sebuah misi untuk membuka warnet di dunia para kultivator. Apakah Fang Qi bisa menyelesaikan misi pertama yang diberikan padanya? Akankah jalan Fang Qi dalam menyelesaikan misi tersebut dapat berjalan dengan lancar? Ataukah justru sebaliknya? Kehidupan Fang Qi mulai berubah ketika ia mendapatkan misi dari Sistem Hitam dan mulai memainkan game bernama Resident Evil.

Sebagai pencinta smartphone, Rei Kuraki menemukan aplikasi yang mencurigakan saat ia mencari aplikasi baru seperti biasanya pada suatu hari. Sepertinya menarik sekaligus, jadi ketika saya mencoba Download dan bermain, saya tiba-tiba terlempar ke dunia lain! 　 Tunggu sebentar, nih! Apalagi semua data di smartphone saya telah hilang!!! Itu bohong, data tagihan saya yang ditinggalkan!!! Tapi smartphone ini luar biasa!!! Tetapi ada terlalu banyak faktor penagihan!!! Ada terlalu banyak tsukkomi!!! Petualangan saya dimulai dengan ini. Tidak, saya tidak berpetualang karena saya hanya bermain-main dengan smartphone saya di penginapan. Saya kuat di dunia yang berbeda? Tidak, saya tidak dapat mengayunkan pedang dengan benar karena saya memiliki kekuatan fisik yang sama. Super kaya dalam Revolusi Industri? Tidak, saya langsung kehabisan uang karena terlalu banyak faktor penagihan untuk ponsel cerdas saya. Hal hebat saya adalah saya hanya memiliki smartphone yang hebat ... itu? Bukankah itu layak untukku? Penasaran dengan kelanjutannya, terus pantengin ceritanya, hanya di Web Novel Si_Koplak.

As a smartphone lover, Rei Kuraki comes across a suspicious application when he is looking for a new application, as usual, one day. It seems interesting at once, so when I try DL and play, I suddenly get thrown into another world! Wait a minute, here! Moreover, all data on my smartphone has been lost!!!! That's a lie, my invoice data is left out!!! But this smartphone is awesome!!!! But there are too many billing factors!!!! There are too many tsukkomi! My adventure starts with this. No, I'm not traveling because I just played with my smartphone at the inn. Am I strong in a different world? No, I can't swing the sword properly because I have the same physical strength. Super rich in the Industrial Revolution? No, I ran out of money right away due to too many billing factors for my smartphone. My great thing is I only have a great smartphone ... that? Isn't that worthy of me?

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Xia Zhihuai was a top-tier star who rose to fame at a young age. However, after his group disbanded, he encountered a series of unexpected accidents, facing a streak of bad luck. One day, the police asked him to claim a three-and-a-half-year-old runaway child who claimed to be his younger sister. When they first met, the little one had a serious expression and solemnly told him that he was about to face a big wave of bad luck. Xia Zhihuai rolled his eyes in disbelief, thinking, "Who would believe such nonsense?" However, a few days later, Xia Zhihuai lost all his resources and completely faded from the spotlight. In pain and frustration, he resolutely went back to hold onto little Wanwan's short legs, begging, "Boss, help me." But Wanwan replied, "Helping for you is impossible. Brother, you'd better come back home and farm with me." Since returning to his hometown and starting farming, Xia Zhihuai felt that his previous self was a fool. Why struggle when living a leisurely life as a slacker? Every day, he enjoyed the spiritual fruits and vegetables, witnessed his cute little sister's full of enthusiasm, and also live-streamed the daily life of farming in the countryside. Watching various top-tier figures from different realms paying big money for his family's produce, Xia Zhihuai's life became more and more comfortable. On the other hand, seeing her brother becoming more plump, Wanwan fell into contemplation. "Why are other people's brothers so outstanding while my brother is a lazy bone?" So every day, Wanwan asked, "Fellow immortals, how can I motivate my brother to strive for progress? Waiting online, quite urgent."

Song Jianyi brought along billions from her scumbag ex-boyfriend and joined the romance reality show with her pregnant belly. Hearing that the top actor is foolish and wealthy, she sold his autographed photo with her left hand and transferred his limited edition hug with her right hand! The aloof, scheming, and noble Nine-Gold Actor gritted his teeth, "Song Jianyi!!" Song Jianyi leaned on the sofa, supporting her small waist, and pouted, "Baby, mommy is scared!" 【The fake vase is actually a versatile money-loving little flower vs. the mouth-picky and straightforwardly doting actor, humorous and both-virgin love story】

# savingmoney Chen Che transmigrated to a parallel world and received the Savings Cashback System. As long as he deposited money regularly into the system’s designated bank, even though his saving records would not be displayed, he could obtain 10000 times cashback after three months! What was he waiting for? He immediately switched over to an extremely stingy mode, going all out to save money. Just as he was beginning to do this, his childhood friend, Lin Xi, suddenly came to confess to him. Lin Xi, who was once the girl from next door, had become an absolute beauty CEO. Both of them had feelings for each other, so they naturally got together. Due to being invited to a three-month-long reality show called The Daily Life of Couples, their love life was put on display before the entire Internet. A viewer commented, “He wears clothes from the donation box, stays in a 24-hour convenience store, rides a shared bike, eats cup noodles every day and does not even add sausages to it. What sort of beggar is he?” Another viewer added, “Most importantly, the goddess is treating him so well. Not only does she take care of him every day, she even sends him gifts.” Viewer 3 said, “But, Chen Che exchanges the gifts she gives him for cash instead!” Viewer 4 lamented, “P*ssy! He does not deserve her love!” Viewer 5 wailed, “I can’t take it anymore! Both of you, please break up. Spare Goddess Lin Xi!” …… Three months later, when the show was approaching its end, it was also time for him to claim the cashback reward. With tears in her eyes, Lin Xi revealed, “Let me tell you a secret. My company went bankrupt long ago. I spent my last days as a free man hanging out with the person I love. However, since the natural person needs to bear all responsibilities for the bankruptcy, I will be going to jail tomorrow. You don’t have to come looking for me. Thank you, Chen Che. I have had a great time with you.” Chen Che said, “Then, let me tell you a secret as well.” He brought her to a bank with a smile. He then swiped a card and said, “Transfer 100 million to Miss Lin for now.”