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Even before the apocalypse, Shui Yu's family and life were falling apart. So when he went back to the time when he was born, he tried hard to prepare and teach his siblings so that they would not be separated in this lifetime. But even though he was very OP(too OP in fact), troubles came his way. He just wanted to get rid of boredom and travel the world... but who's that mad scientist chasing him? Shui Yu: Why're you chasing me? Mad Scientist: You're my past life's lover! Shui Yu: Bullsh*t! I don't remember you! Get away from me! Mad Scientist: I'll make you remember me, starting with your body... In fact, this is a very dark but sappy story of two very OP individuals falling in love~ Reminder: This is a slow romance novel, so expect to get to the ML by chapter 70! And the apocalypse starts at chapter 45, so please don't comment or review about the novel being so slow or for me to hurry up with the story. If you read the <Not an Update>, you'll know how I deal with rude reviewers. Warning: This is BL, Danmei, fujoshi/fudanshi crap, etc. And the cover isn't mine. I edited it perfectly, but it's still not mine. The beautiful work belongs to its rightful artist~ #2 for Writing prompt #27: Reunion of a Separated couple

One day a timid science teacher who works at a prestigious high school for girls sees a strange dream. He dreams that he makes a contract with a succubus and obtains a mysterious power. He wakes up the next morning from his sleep with a black desire within him. Soon, he will prey on every beauty at this high school. Warning: Contains mature and sexual content. 18++! It contains neotori and dark content as well. I'm not author of this series. I just posted it here for readers like me or anyone.

This story follows the story of Raizel a young adult of 18 years old, who dies wronged by God and gets reincarnated in the World of Danmachi , we will see how his adventure as he fights strong monster and start his own adventure . Sorry if my English is bad, this story is just a hobby of Mine is My first time writing something like fanfiction.

This is my story, going from worlds to worlds, making friends in each one of them, I don't know what all this will prepare for me, I didn't choose this path, but... since this happened to me *sigh* Why not make the most of it? What am I in this life? My mind has been going round and round for as long as I can remember, I've been happy in many moments, I've been sad in many moments, I've lived a normal life, I want to think so, I'm happy with everything I've lived for, I'm content, I didn't ask for anything more than to always have what I had, so why are they taking it all away from me? I want them to stop destroying my world and my dreams, I can't take it anymore, huh? what? a chance? do I have a chance? me? If I can rebuild my life, then I will finally become everything I never was, you who reached out to me Do you want to join me? 『Then are you willing to take the proposal I made to you? I've watched you for a long time and in all this from reboot to reboot, I'm going to say that I came to sympathize with you rather than pity you, but yes, I won't hide that I felt sorry for you *smiles* 』-『I'm sorry I have to involve you in all this, but this will also be my good deed of at least being able to help someone, so when we meet at the end of it all, destroy it with your own hands with everyone's help, I was born without any purpose, the task I have now is totally different from what I had before, that of living quietly, continuing to watch them made me happy, but if he is willing to destroy them, my duty is to protect and take care of what I love the most in my life』-『From now on, your real story begins』. Here we are starting something that I did it out of curiosity....well, not really, since I discovered this I swore to myself to finish it completely, always on such days I will continue this routine, ah! Regarding what I think of my story, well what can I say, I hope,I go and finish them as a great job and a great story!!!! Yes!.....Even if it's crap, garbage on many occasions and you think it's nothing worthwhile, for me it will be at the top......After all, who is going to believe in you if you are not yourself? It's so crappy the cover I made that in the end I ended up liking it and having fun xd. I don't own the characters from Anime,games or manga that will appear in the story. Update 4.0 and final, final, real final, I swear xd: I've already decided the worlds that will appear. I leave here the ones I have thought of: .̷M̷u̷n̷d̷o̷ ̷1̷:̷ ̷E̷l̷ ̷d̷d̷e̷ ̷S̷o̷n̷i̷c̷ ̷ .̷M̷u̷n̷d̷o̷ ̷2̷:̷ ̷M̷o̷n̷s̷t̷e̷r̷ ̷M̷u̷s̷u̷m̷e̷ ̷N̷N̷o̷ ̷I̷r̷u̷ ̷N̷i̷c̷h̷i̷j̷o̷u̷.̷ .̷M̷u̷n̷d̷o̷ ̷3̷:̷ ̷P̷o̷k̷e̷m̷o̷n̷.̷ ̷ ̷ ̷M̷u̷n̷d̷o̷ ̷4̷:̷ ̷ ̷̷̷K̷̷̷o̷̷̷b̷̷̷a̷̷̷y̷̷̷a̷̷̷s̷̷̷h̷̷̷i̷̷̷-̷̷̷s̷̷̷a̷̷̷n̷̷̷ ̷̷̷C̷̷̷h̷̷̷i̷̷̷ ̷̷̷C̷̷̷h̷̷̷i̷̷̷ ̷̷̷n̷̷̷o̷̷̷ ̷̷̷M̷̷̷a̷̷̷i̷̷̷d̷̷̷ ̷̷̷D̷̷̷r̷̷̷a̷̷̷g̷̷̷o̷̷̷n̷̷̷.̷̷̷̷̷̷ .̷M̷u̷n̷d̷o̷ ̷5̷:̷ ̷S̷h̷o̷w̷ ̷b̷y̷ ̷R̷o̷c̷k̷!̷!̷̷ .World 6: Original Home ← .World 7: Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shita! .World 8: Re:zero. .World 9: Charlotte. .World 10: No game No life. .World 11: Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken. .World 12: Jashin-chan Dropkick. .World 6: Original Home .World 13: Monogatari. .World 14 (Definitive Finale): Danmachi. .World ̷M̷%̷6̷S̷4̷@̷#̷∟̷‼̷3̷4̷5̷2̷∟̷2̷E̷R̷R̷O̷R̷ .i will upload 2 cap every week. .i hope you like it :3 The story is originally in Spanish but I'm translating it xd

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

Chen Yihai is an ordinary university student: he’s deep in student debt, lives on cup ramen, and yet he still manages to spend his pitiful savings on his favorite webnovels. After tripping over his own feet one night, he wakes up to an unfamiliar world… ...Wait a minute. Isn't this—?! Male Protagonist: “You filthy villain, how dare you attempt to harm our Sect!” Chen Yihai: “Woooah, you’re just as handsome as I imagined you to be! As expected of the OP male protagonist!” [Ding!] [System 707: Welcome, host! You have been selected to become the villain of the popular stallion novel, 'Touch of Immortals'! All of your destruction flags have already been raised, so you have no choice but to continue down the BAD END route—the path of death!] Chen Yihai: “...” Chen Yihai: “...So cool!! I’m going to become the best villain ever! Death? Who cares about death? As long as I die in the protagonist’s embrace, it's like dying in the arms of an angel!” [System 707: …Host, are you okay?] --- Like what I do? Buy me a Ko-fi! I write for free, and won't be making this novel a pay-to-read. But any kind of donation would be super appreciated: ko-fi.com/xyerose Warning: This is a BL novel, meaning it will contain male x male. There will also be explicit scenes in the future. If you are not comfortable with it, please do not read. Updates: 1 chapter a week. Currently prioritizing my other BL novel, "A Touch of Irony". Once I finish that novel, I will begin to update this one more frequently. --- Cover Art: Ibuki Satsuki

(Strictly no r*pe) What would you do if you woke up one day and realized you are been haunted by the ghost of a former friend? Nicole and Lizzy were best friends way back in the University but because of the love of a man, they fell apart. 5 years have past since they last saw each other but Lizzy suddenly reappears to Nicole as a ghost and seeks her help in uncovering the cause of her death because apparently Nicole is the only one who can see her. What happens to her lingering feelings and will Leo be able to forget about Lizzy and look at Nicole for once? Will Leo be willing to help Nicole heal from her pain of been dumped a week to her wedding? Most importantly, will Leo be able to protect Nicole from the people who killed Lizzy? What will become of Nicole's life as she is surrounded by ghosts who want to possess her body and people who want her dead? The Witness has all the answers.... "Nikki, if you were to choose, which part of Leo are you the most curious about after meeting him again after five years?" Lizzy asked as they sat on the graveyard. "I am not curious about anything. Leo is dead to me" "Am I really dead to you?" a voice asked behind Nicole and when she turned she saw him. "You... you, what are you doing here?" she stuttered and turned to ask for help from Lizzy but found no one, 'damn, that ghost tricked me again' Leo squatted in front of her and stared at her curiously. "Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked. "I want to test it out" "Test what out?" "Whether I am really dead to you or not?" he said and leaned in to kiss her. A while later, Nicole opened her eyes and stared at her ceiling and muttered, "it was only a dream again. Am I going to die and become a virgin ghost at this rate?" PS: As this book is in the Spooky WPC contest, I hope you kindly support me with power stones and also give me a review if you think it deserves one. I welcome all suggestions. Thanks. NB: Book cover does not belong to me. Credits to the owner for such a beautiful cover, fell in love with it. Thanks @Islinda for the cover design which I totally suck at. Friendly Reminder; Hi everyone, I've decided to join this year's WSA with a new book titled; "I am Sabrina (Cursed By Love). Kindly check it out and thank you.

Iwatani Naofumi dipanggil ke Dunia-Paralel bersama dengan 3 orang lainnya untuk menjadi Pahlawan dunia itu. Setiap Pahlawan memiliki senjata legendaris masing-masing ketika dipanggil. Naofumi kebetulan mendapatkan Perisai Legendaris sebagai senjatanya. Dia, yang kurang berkharisma dan kurang berpengalaman, berakhir dengan hanya seorang partner, sedangkan yang lainnya mempunyai beberapa orang. Tak disangka, pada hari ketiga dia telah dikhianati, difitnah, dan dirampok oleh partnernya. Dijauhi oleh semua orang, dari sang Raja sampai para rakyat biasa, pikirannya dipenuhi dengan balas dendam dan kebencian. Dengan begitu, takdirnya di Dunia-Paralel itu dimulai... Genre : Fantasy , Supernatural (Weak to Strong), Overpower By : Staryinthesky

"I'm breaking up with you, I'm sorry." He said while we're in a fastfood chain having our merienda. "W-hat did you say?! You're breaking up with me?!" I said while looking at his eyes but he just looked away. "Yes. We're over now.. So please, never bother me again. Bye." And then he stood up and left me here. Hindi ako makapaniwalang ganoon-ganoon lang niyang itatapon yung limang taon naming relasyon. Hindi ako nakapagsalita, hindi ko alam kung anong gagawin ko. Tumayo ako at umalis sa fastfood chain at sumakay sa kotse ko. Pinaandar ko ito at hindi ko alam kung saan ako pupunta. "FUCK THIS LIFE!!" Sigaw ko nang abutan ako ng red light sign na dapat akong tumigil sa pagdadrive tsaka sumandal sa manibela. "TARANTADO KA! DAHIL BA SA HINDI KO BINIBIGAY YUNG PANGANGAILANGAN MO, KAYA MO KO GINAGANITO NGAYON??!!!" Hala, sige. Pesteng mga luha! "WHERE DID I GO WRONG, YOU JERK?!!!! BAKIT MO GINAGAWA TO SAAKIN NGAYON! I LOVE YOU PERO SINAYANG MO YUN!" Hindi ko namamalayang umiiyak na pala ako. "DAMN YOU!!!" Sigaw ko nang biglang may bumisina mula sa likod ko, bwisit sunud-sunod pa ah! ***** Resto Bar. Tinigil ko ang sasakyan ko sa isang bar. Great. I need a drink. "Give me your best drink here." Utos ko sa bartender. Binigay niya naman saakin. Panglimang baso ko na pero hindi pa rin ako tinatablan ng kalasingan. Bawat shot ko, tumutulo yung mga luha ko. Bwisit na buhay to! "Hi miss. Alone?" Siraulo pala to eh mukha ba akong may kasama dito? "May nakikita ka bang kasama ko?" Sarkastikong sabi ko. Napangiwi naman ang lalaki sa sinabi ko. "The usual bro." Utos niya sa bartender.. "So, what's your name?" He asked me.. Tinignan ko nga tong lalaking to, gwapo. Matangos ang ilong, kissable lips, mapupungay ang mga mata, maputi, mukhang matangkad, mukhang nag-ggym to, in short. HOT. "Elle" Simpleng sagot ko sa kanya sabay shot ng alak. Langya, nahihilo na ako. "Nice name. You wanna dance?" Alok niya saakin. Tumayo na man ako tsaka hinila siya papuntang dance floor. When we reached the dance floor, I started to sway my hips while looking at him. I sexily or should I say, seductively swayed my hips while looking at him. I bite my lower lips at him. I saw him smirked at lumapit saakin. I just want to have fun, forget about everything, forget about the pain, forget about this damn life! Tumalikod ako sa kanya nung nakalapit na siya saakin. May hawak siyang baso ng wine ata yun but I continued to dance kahit nasa likod ko siya. Naramdaman kong bigla niyang hinawakan ang waist ko kaya mas ginalingan ko pa yung pagsayaw ko. "You're turning me on right now, you beautiful lady." He whispered in my ears that gives me shivers. "Did I? I should feel honoured then." "What do you want me to do?" He said and then he started to bite my left ear that leads to more sensation na nararamdaman ko. "You sure?" "Very sure." "Paligayahin mo ako." -- A/N PLEASE RATE THIS CHAPTER! ANY RATINGS, COMMENTS, OR SUGGESTIONS FROM YOU, ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED BY THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY. ENJOY YOUR STAY HERE AND GOD BLESS US ALL! :)

A Campione—a Godslayer—is a supreme ruler. Since he can kill a celestial being, he can therefore call on the sacrosanct, divine powers wielded by the gods. A Campione—a Godslayer—is a lord. Since the power to kill a deity is in his hands, he therefore looms over all mortals on Earth. A Campione—a Godslayer—is a devil. The Legacies' no Campione, it's about Mike Stevens, a Boy a Campione on a trip to Romania. He hid in human society pretending to be normal, hiding his powers when he thought he got rid of the supernatural. Until one day. Mike ends up witnessing a fight between a girl transferred from his school fighting a Cyclops with the school principal. In that, the world that Mike had abandoned began to come back to him. The cover is not mine