A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This story plays on the idea of the bear's natural 'pause' in speech which is quite humorous.
Once, my friend wore his boxer shorts backwards by mistake and didn't realize until he went to the restroom at work. It was so embarrassing for him but hilarious for the rest of us.
Sure. Here's one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a tooth extraction.' The man was so nervous. But as the dentist pulled, the tooth just flew out by itself because it was so loose. The dentist and the man looked at each other and then burst into laughter.
Sure. There was a girl who wore shorts to a fair. She got on a roller coaster. While the coaster was going through a really bumpy part, she farted. She was so shocked that it happened. Her friends sitting next to her started laughing, and at first she was really embarrassed. But then she joined in the laughter because it was just a funny, unexpected moment.
You can find a lot of short funny stories in joke books. There are many collections that are specifically dedicated to humorous short tales. For example, 'The Big Book of Jokes' has hundreds of such stories.
Once upon a time, there was a little mouse in a cartoon. This mouse was very naughty. It liked to steal cheese from the kitchen of a big house every night. One day, the owner of the house set up a very smart trap. But the little mouse was so clever that it turned the trap into its new playground. It invited all its little mouse friends to play in the trap, and they had a great time without getting caught. It was really a funny cartoon story.
Once there was a cat in a cartoon. This cat always dreamed of flying like a bird. One day, it found a pair of wings made by a little mouse for a joke. The cat didn't know and put them on happily. It jumped from the roof, trying to soar into the sky. But instead of flying, it just flapped its 'wings' and fell into a big pile of leaves. It was so funny and the mouse was laughing so hard that it rolled on the ground.
Once upon a time, there was a little ghost in a cartoon world. This ghost was not at all scary but extremely funny. It lived in an old haunted house. One day, a group of kids came to explore the house. The ghost decided to play tricks on them. It made spooky noises but then accidentally tripped over its own sheet while floating towards the kids. The kids saw this and burst out laughing instead of being frightened. The ghost then joined the kids in their games and they all became friends.
Imagine a cartoon family of mice planning a Christmas party. The mother mouse is stressing about making enough cheese platters. The father mouse is attempting to build a miniature Santa sleigh for decoration but it keeps falling apart. The baby mouse, however, has the brilliant idea of using cotton balls as fake snow. As they work through all these comical situations, they finally get everything ready just in time for a very merry Christmas party.