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"Leo, don't you love me again?" "I don't, so stop." Leo said, stealing glances at the woman in the driver seat, who doesn't seem to care about the fact that another woman was with him. He was stunned when the woman beside him took advantage of his distraction and sealed his lips with her own. "Don't you miss this?" She asked. "Get out!" He screamed. After getting rid of his ex that kept pestering him, he swallowed hard before, "I'm sorry you had to see that." He said. "What's my business with that?" She fired back. ......... "You know I can't be killed by humans, except you right?" She asked. "I know." "Then what are you doing here? What if this was a trap?" She felt so pissed right now and couldn't get the feeling of his racing heart off her mind. Could it be that he has been in love with her, all these while? She wasn't ready to face the truth and seeing the determination in his eyes before opening his mouth to talk, "let's just leave." She said. She couldn't face his response. ......... "You know, I just feel like kissing you right now." She said and his eyes went huge. Did he hear right? The woman that hated him so much and didn't bother hiding it, actually said that? "Well... umm." He was still searching for a reply, because he refused to believe this is real, but Clara wasn't asking for permission. She just let him know what she felt like doing. She limited the space between their lips to nothing and took his lower one in between her lips, while his lashes fluttered continuously. "Don't let that woman touch you again. I don't like it!" She declared, claiming her man. join the server link: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

"Kiera Scott is a 21 years old single lady, she Lives alone since she graduated from high school. Sometimes her friends come around to visit her. Luckily enough for her, she's the only daughter of her family and very pampered. She's pretty... The perfect definition of beauty can be told alone by looking at her. She's loved by everyone in her neighborhood, works in a very good company and paying one loved by her colleagues. But! The only problem is her Boss. He's Tibby Wilf. He is a sex freak, crazy, mean, extra arrogant. He hates being corrected. But Kiera keeps crushing on him. He was a sex addict. He'd always scold her when she's wrong and not...till she got used to it. Now she accidentally found him in the shower. "you!!" he called as she turned back shocked to see her boss half naked. "argh!" she screamed and shut her eyes closed "what you doing here?"" she asked "I should ask you that!" he fired back as she opened her eyes 'gosh...so hot' she gasped in her thoughts "I'm hiding... please" she whispered as she walked closer to him "hey... stay back" he hurriedly said as she staggered back "argh!" she screamed as he pushed her back but unfortunately... his towels fell off his waist."

Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon. 　　 His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)! 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift) 　　 Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but! 　　 Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s…… 　　 The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed. 　　 Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had! 　　 And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me. 　　 After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous! 　　 Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”

Eddie Sara a young beautiful girl who lost all she had at a young age her best friend and aunt, het only hope what happ3ns when she is betrayed ..she finds her long lost brother and the sky covered falls head over heels for her ********* Let's get married Eddie.. The world stood still time unmoving No way....I don't love you, you? my archenemy ? Never in a million years...Eddie said as she wiped her tears. Not for love Eddie for revenge **** What happens when haters turns into love and revenge into blissful romance.

The charming stepmother, the hot and beautiful elder sister, and the shy and introverted second sister... Just turned 18 years old, Song Feng's sex life was completely satisfied by these three women... If being with the stepmother was only an accidental secret teaching, then the experience with the elder sister was something he had never even thought of. Just when the eldest sister was reduced to his plaything, having fun with him night and day, the second sister came to the door with a videotape secretly recorded by her featuring him and his eldest sister, and her request was, surprisingly, to become Song Feng's dog? Cheating, dirty, revealing, SM, props, the door of the new world slowly opened in front of Song Feng's eyes...

"That's it, baby," he continues, his tone almost soothing, despite the filth spilling from his lips. "Take my cock. Take all of it." Baby. My belly flutters, my heart soaring like a fool even though I know it's a runaway utterance. A thoughtless spill of the moment's intensity. I shut my eyes against the word, as if the action will shield my chest from its impact. Or my pussy. "You like that?" he asks, his voice a low rumble. "You like it when I fuck you hard? When I make you feel like the dirty little slut you are?" I can't even respond, my throat is too constricted, my lungs too empty. *** GREY'S ANATOMY MEETS MORALLY GREY MEETS FIFTY SHADES OF GREY... 24-year-old Ramona Lisa Gallo seems to finally be back on track to a normal life...while cruising the financial struggle bus. Returning to college to study music seemed like nothing short of a fantasy six years ago. But when she unexpectedly finds herself under the care of young, renowned oncologist, Dexter Frost, she can't convince herself she isn't dreaming. With eyes as cold as his name, Frost is handsome beyond belief. Accomplished beyond his years. And the medical textbook definition of a "Dreamy Knightmare". The good doctor has a proposition for his new patient; a solution to her money troubles once and for all...for a price. Three weekends. Three sessions. His turf. His terms. One little problem: He's married.

"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

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