pun based humor christmas jokes short stories

Here's a story. The reindeer were getting ready for their big flight. One reindeer said, 'I hope we don't have any deer - ails on this journey.' Another reindeer replied, 'Don't be such a scared - deer!' And for a joke, the Christmas stocking was feeling full of itself. It said, 'I'm stuffed with goodies, I'm the star of the mantelpiece!' But the Christmas wreath said, 'You're just a hole - y object compared to me, I'm a complete circle of cheer!'

Sure! Here's one. Santa was feeling a bit ho - ho - hopeless because his sleigh was on the fritz. He said, 'I'm having a rein of bad luck!' Another one: The Christmas tree was feeling very green - with envy when it saw the shiny new ornaments on the other tree. It said, 'I'm just a needle in a haystack compared to you!'

Welcome to The Complete Collection of Humorous Long Jokes! Here are some jokes you might like: Why did the bear hug the tree and fall? Because the tree said,"Let go of me!" Why do lions always win games? Because it was the king of lions. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? Because they didn't have legs, they wanted to add the word 'monkey' to 'monkey'. Why do dogs always chase their tails? Because they felt that their tails were another dog. Why do fish like to swim? Because they were the kings of water. Why do chickens like to sing? This was because they were the kings of birds. Why do pigs like to dance? Because they were the kings of meat. Why do rabbits rarely climb trees? Because they were the kings of the rabbits. Why is the cow always standing at the door? Because they were the kings of bulls. Why Can't a Panda Be a Police Officer? Because they were the kings of bears.

Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'

One joke about Father Christmas is: Why is Father Christmas so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! As for a story, there was once a little girl who left out cookies for Father Christmas. But when she woke up, she found that her dog had eaten all the cookies. She was so sad until she saw a note from Father Christmas saying it was okay because her dog looked so happy and he had some extra treats in his sleigh for all the good pets.

Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.

One Christmas pun story is about Santa's helpers. They are subordinate Clauses (Santa's elves). It's a simple yet funny play on words, as 'subordinate clauses' is a grammar term, but here it's used to humorously describe the elves' relation to Santa.

Well, the absurdity factor is really crucial. Imagine a story where the Christmas tree comes to life and starts chasing the family around the house because they put the wrong ornament on it. That's the kind of out - there idea that makes for a great Christmas humor short story. And of course, the happy ending. Even though there's chaos throughout the story, in the end, things work out in a funny and heartwarming way, like the family ends up having a party with the now - friendly Christmas tree.

Well, here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for humor, puns are a great source. For example, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' A funny story might be a kid who thought his dad's bald head was a great place to draw a face on while his dad was napping.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's funny because it plays on the double meaning of 'make up'. Atoms literally make up everything in the physical sense, but the phrase 'make up' can also mean to lie, so it's a humorous play on words.