adam sandler christmas story

Waking up from a nightmare several hours before dawn, Belle fetched a drink of water. She paused in front of her kitchen's window when she noticed a lit lantern in front of her mansion's garden. Her butler stood there, shovel in hand. This was no hour to be gardening. Curious, she made her way outside, but when she had gotten close enough to see a large and hollow pit next to her eternally-stoic and polite butler, she saw him pick up a rotten body. A DEAD BODY! Her eyes widened fearfully when she saw her handsome butler drop the rotting body into the fresh hole. She asked in horror, "What are you doing?!" Surprised to see his young miss awake at this hour, he stared at her with the same expression he had been keeping up for all these years. He had made sure she was asleep before coming here. "Gardening." "And the body?!" she looked at him in disbelief. "Fertilizer," he answered her before picking up the shovel that was on the ground. Belle was now certain something had possessed her butler. Who gardened dead bodies?! She then heard him ask her, "Want to help me in planting it, Miss Adams?" he gave her a sweet smile. Note: If you enjoy a book of comedy with light-hearted romance and a gothic background. This book is for you~

A young kid who loves fiction and fanfiction is reborn in a Harry potter marvel and Pjo combined verse after dying. Crossover elements of all fiction. Discord link https://discord.gg/EKwh25

I completely ruined it from volume 2 and ran out of ideas to rewrite it so I am dropping the story for good

Every year, the whole family went on a two-weeks vacation during Christmas, where they celebrated wedding anniversaries, a birthday, and the memory of the late Madam Li Sun. This year, they had chosen a special place for their vacation and the couples seemed especially happy. But what happens to the single people? Li Hoy— who prefers to work rather than go on dates— Your typical CEO who runs G–GLOBAL ENTERTAINMENT. Luo Joreen— a successful actress and model under G–GLOBAL who is looking forward to turning eighteen and having a boyfriend. She also wants nothing more than to stop being the CEO's guardian. Li Heya— who is still hung up on her ex and has accepted the fact that she is going to die single especially when she heard he is getting married. ***** "Once I turn 18 in a few weeks, I'll start doing everything I want to do without anyone's permission—" She eyed him, "Including yours."  He folded his hands across his chest and nodded. "Normally, that should happen..." He answered, making her almost smile until he continued, "But it won't happen." He smirked at her and began to walk ahead, leaving her fuming with anger. DISCLAIMER: Cover photo isn't mine. I am willing to take it down if the owner wants me to. PS: This is a very light romance with only a 100+ chapters.

What if Issei isn't such a pervert? What if he wakes up his Boosted Gear before the meeting with Raynare? What if he was the reincarnation of a certain man? The man with the strongest will. File number one. Defining the true essence of a "man." A man among men. He was given life, but he also gave rise to original sin. In all history, this is the man most hated by the gods. The father of mankind, Adam. -------------------------------------------------- Very long chapters of about 2 or 3k words. I don't have the rights to Highschool DxD or Shumatsu no Valkirye. Greetings!

A young kid died and was reborn in the combined world of Percy Jackson marvel and Harry Potter

I had committed suicide and the Reincarnator gave me two choices: 1. Go to hell, repent for my crime, and get an entry into the reincarnation cycle once again. 2. Live a single life of my choice and then my soul will be dissolved into the consciousness of the universe. I didn't want to live anyway, so I chose the second option without hesitation. "Imagine a world that you desire," he instructed. "Can I imagine anything I want?" I asked. "Yep!" A moment of thinking later, a lewd smile appeared on my nonexistent face! ---------------------------------------------------- WARNING: This novel contains incest and smut, so you have been warned! ---------------------------------------------------- NOTE: 1. Pure s*x wish-fulfillment. 2. MC is OP as fu*k. 3. No NTR, No Ra.pe! 4. A Hentai!

As in previous years, in the month of Christmas, more precisely on Christmas Day, a Christmas Ball event will always be held which has always been the hallmark of the city. The event was held in the magnificent Buckingham Palace, of a Prince named Theodoric. Usually, the event is just to commemorate the following years. But this time, it will be different. Prince held special conditions in this Christmas Ball event. He will look for a woman to be his wife among the women who dance and look elegant in his eyes. There was a woman named Ivy, the duke but was not considered by her father's family, namely King Idriz, because she was born to a woman who came from a lower class and she has a magic that only Idriz and Ivy's trusted people know. She also gave magic to Ivy so she can use it for her entire life and protect her from bad things. When Ivy heard that, she came with the hope that her Christmas gift was to change her life and live happily. She also hoped that the Prince would choose her to be his wife. Ivy's life then becomes fantastic and it is filled with magic that she uses for her needs, even she starts to like Prince Mason, Theodoric's cousin. [END]

Adam is just a human, and even worse, a man. In the far future, the known universe has been conquered and colonised, and no one can escape the grip of the master race of Vanid, nor their matriarchal cult of the Goddess. By all accounts, Adam should have died in some God-forsaken slave camp before he could reach maturity. But the fateful acts of another before him changed his destiny forever, making him a free man. As resistance blooms closer to the heart of the Empire than anyone could have guessed, the attributes that make him a disgrace might just be the key to changing the universe. If he can avoid becoming a meal first. The universe is far bigger than the minds of men could have ever imagined…

>>Before you read further, this is a dark reverse harem R-18 novel.>Imagine dying. Not naturally or anything but because a male like you, and you just wanted to experience life. The first is so traumatic to you that it is vague, while the second.... ahh...that one you didn't have a body left. In the third life, you somehow became a mother, have four husbands from the beginning, and later realised the world you are in you are labeled as a beast, and the other species; humans, elves, and fairies can summon you or your young at any time. what would you do? ~ ~ >>Join Du-Gooder Xiala on her journey to experience life, raise her young, and bond with her mates. -- Side note: there should be 7-8 males at the end. >>Dark fantasy >>Blood gore and descriptive violence. >>Sexual content. PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION!!!