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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Are there any positive interpretations of 'eat my cock kid stories'?
2 answers
2024-11-28 00:50
In a proper communication context, we should stay away from using such offensive expressions.
What are some interesting 'eat my cock kid stories'?
1 answer
2024-11-27 19:10
This phrase contains inappropriate and vulgar language, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Are there any non - offensive interpretations of 'eat my cock kid stories'?
3 answers
2024-12-08 23:56
The phrase itself contains vulgar language. However, if we were to re - interpret it in a non - offensive way, we could perhaps think of it as a very strange or made - up phrase that has no real meaning in the context of proper storytelling. So, no, there are no real non - offensive interpretations in the literal sense.
What are some 'eat my cock kid stories' that are suitable for all ages?
2 answers
2024-12-08 05:26
There should be no such inappropriate stories. We should focus on positive, educational and family - friendly stories like fairy tales or moral stories.
What does 'cock up my ass story' mean?
2 answers
2024-12-06 05:05
This is a rather vulgar and inappropriate expression. If we break it down literally, 'cock' can refer to a male chicken or be a vulgar term for a male sexual organ, and 'up my ass' is an extremely inappropriate and vulgar description. But it's not a phrase that should be used in polite or general conversation.
What are some 'cock up an ass hard stories'?
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2024-11-02 22:37
There could be many interpretations of such a phrase. Maybe it's about some comical or absurd situations where things go wrong in a very extreme way. But again, without clear definition, it's just speculation.
Is 'cock up my ass story' a proper phrase to use in writing?
1 answer
2024-12-06 08:46
Not at all. Whether it's academic writing, creative writing, or even casual writing like a blog post, this phrase has no place. It goes against the norms of good writing which include using clean, appropriate language that doesn't shock or offend the audience.
Is it appropriate to use 'fill my ass with your cock' in an FM story?
2 answers
2024-11-13 12:10
Definitely not. FM stories are often listened to by different people, including children and families. Using such offensive language would not only violate good taste but also might lead to negative impacts on the listeners. We should promote positive and clean language in all forms of media content.
What does 'eat my ass bitch' mean in the context of adult fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-11-05 20:43
Rather than trying to understand the meaning of such offensive phrases in the context of adult fanfiction, we should promote the use of clean, respectful, and inclusive language in all forms of literature and communication.
What are some growing cock ass expansion stories in literature?
1 answer
2024-11-05 16:46
Perhaps in some extremely avant - garde or underground literature there could be something related, but this would be very hard to find as it goes against the norms of most literary works which tend to focus on more common themes like love, conflict, and self - discovery rather than such a strange and unorthodox concept.
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