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My Long Lost Mate

My Long Lost Mate

"Oh! Thank you for catching that little troublemaker. Please give her back to us," said one of the guards while panting for air. Not knowing what to do, I frantically held the man's hand and pleaded, "Please save me! They are going to hurt me! I don't want to go back!" The man first looked at me for a couple of seconds, then at the guards. "Go," he said to the guards grimly. Surprisingly, he was on my side. I was counting on my lucky stars to ask for help from him and I was fortunate enough to earn it. "What?" asked the guards, confused by the man's words. "I said go... before I kill you," he threatened. I was hiding behind the man's back and couldn't see his face, but my guts told me that he meant his words. The guards looked surprised by his words but quickly recovered from them and, instead, started to challenge the man, "We won't go before you hand us that girl." The man sighed and said, "I warned you." After that, the man let go of my hand and turned my body around. "Don't look," he said, before starting to walk towards the guards. Every step he took exuded confidence, and he was not the least scared of the guards who were armed with swords when he himself had nothing but his bare hands. I closed my eyes even with my back towards them and heard one of the guards scream trying to attack the man. No longer after that, the only sound that I could hear was something like... bones breaking. A few moments later, it was completely silent. Is he done? The silence was soon broken by footsteps that I assumed were getting closer to where I was. Is this the footsteps of the man or the guards? That was the question that popped up in my mind. I was ready to run, but before I could proceed to do that, two strong arms gripped both of my shoulders, turning my body around. I nervously opened my eyes to find a pair of red eyes staring softly at me. "Are you okay?" ... The story revolves around a girl who was tortured and the leader of werewolves. (A slow burn book) ... ***CAUTION*** Updates are irregular, as it will depend on Author's availability. [The art cover fully belongs to me. Art commission by the amazing Instagram artist @heytheathea]
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Best Funny Long Stories
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2024-12-10 04:28
One of my favorite funny long stories is about a clumsy magician. He was performing on stage and was supposed to make his assistant disappear. But instead, he accidentally made himself disappear while the assistant was left standing there looking confused. The whole audience burst into laughter as the assistant tried to figure out what to do next.
Share some minute long funny stories.
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2024-12-15 00:49
Here's one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm royalty!'
What are the best long funny meta stories?
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2024-12-14 21:54
A great long funny meta story is about a radio show. In the radio show, the DJs start getting calls from characters in other radio shows. These characters are complaining about the lack of airtime. So the DJs have to figure out how to manage this inter - radio show chaos. They end up accidentally mixing up all the shows' storylines, creating a very comical mess.
What are the characteristics of funny long bedtime stories?
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2024-11-18 09:29
They often have eccentric characters. For instance, a character who has really strange habits or quirks. This makes the story interesting and humorous.
What are some funny long car ride stories?
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2024-12-14 08:04
I remember a long car ride where we were all singing along to some old songs. My friend, who thought he was a great singer, was really off - key but didn't realize it. He was belting out the lyrics at the top of his lungs. We all started laughing so hard that we could barely breathe. But he just kept on singing, completely oblivious to how funny he sounded. It was a great bonding moment during that long ride.
Tell me some long funny meta stories.
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2024-12-13 20:38
One long funny meta story could be about a writer who is writing a story. In the story, the characters become aware that they are in a story. They start arguing with the writer by leaving messages in the margins of the manuscript. For example, the main character writes 'I don't like this plot twist, it's too cliché!' and the writer has to figure out how to deal with these unruly characters.
Where can I find long funny stories?
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2024-11-30 00:10
Another option is to ask your friends or family. They might have some long funny stories from their own lives or ones they've heard. It could be a really interesting way to get some unique and personalized long funny stories. You can have a get - together and just start sharing and listening to each other's tales.
Can you share some long funny stories?
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2024-11-29 23:17
Well, there was a magician on a cruise ship. He was performing every night. The audience was always different except for one old man. This old man watched him every single night but never laughed. One day, the magician got so frustrated that he decided to do his best trick ever. He made a huge elephant disappear in front of everyone. The whole audience gasped in amazement, but the old man still didn't laugh. The magician walked up to him and said, 'Sir, I've been performing every night and you are the only one who never laughs. Why?' The old man replied, 'I'm not here to see you. I'm here to see if that damn elephant will be here again.'
What are some funny long haul flight stories?
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2024-11-29 15:37
I had a long - haul flight where the person next to me fell asleep immediately. But he was snoring so loudly that it sounded like a chainsaw. People around us were trying not to laugh at first, but then it got so ridiculous that we all just started giggling. We even recorded it (with his permission later) and it's still a hilarious memory. He was really embarrassed when he woke up.
Can you share some long and funny stories?
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2024-11-26 12:21
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a clumsy wizard. He was trying to make a simple spell to clean his messy tower. But instead of cleaning, he turned all his books into flying pigs. The pigs were oinking and flying around, knocking over potions and making a huge mess. The wizard was chasing them, waving his wand and shouting all kinds of spells, but it only made things worse. Eventually, he managed to turn the pigs back into books, but they were all wet from the spilled potions and smelled like pigs.
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