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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
4.3
2070 Chs
The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
4.7
1501 Chs
No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]
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1298 Chs
Tell a Fantasy Girl Farts Story
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2024-12-07 10:07
In a far - off fantasy world, there was a girl named Elara. She was known for her adventurous spirit. One day, she was on a quest in a spooky cave. As she walked deeper into the cave, she felt a bit nervous. Her nerves made her stomach gurgle and then she farted. The sound echoed in the cave. But then she realized that the fart had scared away some of the small, pesky creatures that were lurking in the shadows, so it actually helped her on her quest.
Tell a girl bully farts story.
3 answers
2024-12-03 22:38
Once there was a girl named Lily in school. There was a bully, Mary. One day during class, Mary let out a really loud fart accidentally. Lily, instead of making fun like Mary usually did to others, just smiled a little. Mary was so embarrassed and expected Lily to laugh at her and spread it around. But Lily didn't. This made Mary realize how mean she had been to others when they had such embarrassing moments.
Tell an interactive girl farts story.
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2024-11-29 19:29
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lily. She was very active and interactive in her group of friends. One day, while they were having a picnic, Lily accidentally let out a small fart. Her friends burst into laughter, and instead of getting embarrassed, Lily just laughed along. She then started joking about how her stomach was protesting the delicious but perhaps a bit too much food. Her friends joined in, making up silly rhymes about the 'fart incident'. It became a funny memory that they all shared and still laughed about later.
Tell a girl face farts story.
2 answers
2024-11-25 08:33
There was a girl in my class. She was really shy. One time, we were all sitting in a circle for a group activity. She had drunk a lot of fizzy drink before that. Suddenly, she made a strange noise that sounded like a very quiet fart. Her face went bright red. She was so self - conscious that she just stared at the floor. We all tried to pretend we didn't hear it to make her feel better. After a while, she started to relax again and joined in the activity as normal.
Tell a Fantasy Girl Farts Story.
3 answers
2024-11-25 02:01
Once upon a time, there was a fantasy girl named Lily. She lived in a magical land. One day, while she was exploring a hidden forest, she accidentally ate some strange berries. Soon after, she felt a bit of rumbling in her tummy and let out a small, but rather musical fart. It startled the little fairies nearby, but then they all started to laugh, and it became a funny moment in that enchanted forest.
Tell me a girl farts story.
3 answers
2024-11-21 13:15
Once there was a girl named Lily. She was at a very quiet library. Suddenly, she felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach. Before she could do anything, she accidentally let out a tiny fart. Her face turned bright red as she quickly looked around to see if anyone noticed. Fortunately, everyone seemed to be engrossed in their books and no one seemed to have heard.
Is it healthy for a girl to hold in farts?
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2024-10-28 23:37
Definitely not healthy. Gas is produced during the breakdown of food in the digestive system. Holding it in can put pressure on the internal organs. Over time, it could potentially lead to more serious digestive issues. Moreover, it's just not natural to constantly hold in something that the body is trying to expel for the sake of good digestive function.
What can be a funny girl farts story?
2 answers
2024-11-20 16:26
Imagine a girl named Ava who was at a family dinner. It was a formal occasion. She was trying to be all proper but she had a bit of a stomach issue. She accidentally let out a series of short farts that sounded like a little tune. Her family members were trying hard not to laugh, and she just hid her face in her hands, which made it even funnier.
Are there any interesting girl farts stories?
1 answer
2024-12-11 03:23
I heard about a girl who was in a theater. She ate a lot of popcorn and drank a big soda. Then, during a really quiet part of the movie, she let out a little fart. She was so embarrassed and tried to pretend it wasn't her. But the people around her kind of knew. However, instead of getting mad, they just giggled a bit and then went back to watching the movie.
What could be the plot of a Fantasy Girl Farts Story?
1 answer
2024-12-07 11:43
Imagine a fantasy girl who travels to different realms. In one realm, farts are considered a form of communication. At first, she is embarrassed by her own farts, but then she learns to use them to communicate with the strange creatures in that realm. She has to figure out how to control the volume and smell of her farts to convey different messages, like asking for help or warning of danger.
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