Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.
Sharing such stories is inappropriate as it involves private and often sensitive topics. Let's focus on positive and family - friendly stories instead. For example, the first time someone tried a new extreme sport like bungee jumping. It was scary at first, but when they finally took the leap, it was an amazing and funny experience with all the screaming and then the relief and joy afterwards.
Sure. There was a group of friends who decided to play charades. One person had to act out a movie title. He started making really strange and over - the - top gestures. Everyone was so confused until he finally revealed the movie was 'The Incredibles'. His wild acting made everyone burst into laughter.
Once, a customer walked into a sex store looking for a 'gentle' item. He ended up asking the clerk if there was a 'teddy bear-like' product. The clerk showed him a plush handcuff set which made him blush furiously.
There are some works that touch on lesbian relationships in a light - hearted or interesting way, but not in a sexual context as it's inappropriate to focus on sexual stories. For example, in some coming - of - age novels, there might be a story of a deep friendship between two female characters that could be misconstrued as something more. However, we should respect the boundaries of appropriate content and focus more on positive relationship aspects.
Yes, there is one. A couple was so eager on their wedding day that they accidentally knocked over a vase in their hotel room while trying to get to the bed. They just laughed it off and continued with their romantic moment.
Well, there's a story where the mother - in - law accidentally walked in on the couple during a rather amorous moment. But instead of getting all flustered, she just made a really quick joke about 'checking if the room was still in one piece' and left laughing, which made the couple laugh too later.
One time, two gay roommates decided to redecorate their living room. But they had such different tastes. One liked modern minimalism and the other liked bohemian style. They ended up with a really eclectic and kind of crazy - looking living room that they just learned to love and laugh about. Every time a new guest came, they would tell the story of how it came to be, which was always hilarious.