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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
4.3
2070 Chs
The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
4.7
1501 Chs
No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]
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1298 Chs
Funny Tampon Period Stories
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2024-11-05 12:07
Once, my friend was at a sleepover during her period. She had a tampon in and completely forgot about it when we decided to do some crazy dancing. All of a sudden, she started doing this really high - jump move and the tampon just popped out a little bit. We all burst into laughter when she realized what had happened.
What are some funny boyfriend period stories?
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2024-12-15 03:50
My boyfriend once went to the store to buy me period products. He was so embarrassed that he grabbed the first box he saw without looking at the size or type. When he got home, he realized it was the wrong thing but his flustered face was hilarious. He then went back to the store, this time more determined and got the right one.
Share some funny embarrassing period stories.
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2024-12-07 19:35
Once, a girl was at school during her period. She accidentally stood up in class and there was a small stain on her chair. She was so embarrassed but her best friend quickly covered it with her sweater and they managed to deal with it without others noticing much.
What are some funny period stories on Tumblr?
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2024-11-21 05:10
A Tumblr user shared that during her period, she got really into cleaning. She scrubbed the whole house, organized her closet, and even rearranged the furniture. Her family was super confused until she realized it was her 'period productivity' mode. It was funny because she usually was a bit of a slacker, but during that time, she was like a cleaning tornado.
What are some common period funny stories?
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2024-11-02 11:41
Well, there are times when a woman during her period has mood swings. One time, a woman was so grumpy during her period that she told her partner that the toast he made was 'too square' and that was the reason she was mad. Later they both laughed about it because it was such a silly thing to be angry about. This kind of mood - related period funny story is quite common.
What are some girl embarrassing period stories?
1 answer
2024-11-28 17:04
A girl was on a long bus journey. She got her period unexpectedly and didn't have any supplies. She was really embarrassed when she had to ask the driver if there was a stop nearby where she could buy some. She felt like all eyes were on her.
Tell me some funny celebrity period stories.
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2024-12-14 07:01
There's a story about Jim Carrey. When he was filming a movie, he accidentally put his costume on backwards right before a big scene. Everyone on set burst out laughing when they saw him, and he played along, doing the scene in the backwards costume and making it even funnier with his improvised actions and hilarious facial expressions. This not only lightened the mood on set but also became a funny behind - the - scenes tale that his fans love to hear.
Share some more funny period horror stories.
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2024-12-13 16:00
A girl went camping during her period. She was sleeping in the tent when she woke up feeling something strange. She thought there was a wild animal outside that had left some sort of mark. But when she turned on the flashlight, she saw it was just her period that had leaked onto her sleeping bag. It was a moment of horror that turned into a laugh when she told her friends later.
Tell me some funny period horror stories.
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2024-12-13 09:18
Here's a story. A girl was at a haunted house attraction during her period. She was already a bit on edge. Suddenly, she felt a 'creepy' wetness and thought it was some sort of horror special effect. But then she remembered her period and realized she might be having a major leak. She had to run out of the haunted house in a hurry, which was quite a scene. It was scary at first thinking it was part of the horror show, but looking back it's a funny situation.
Can you share some funny period stories?
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2024-12-13 06:12
One funny period story is when a girl was at a sleepover. She had just started her period and didn't realize her pajama pants had a small stain. Her friend noticed it first and instead of making it awkward, she just whispered to her. Then they both ended up laughing as they found a way to secretly clean it up.
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