funny first time mom stories

A first time mom once put her baby's diaper on backwards. She didn't realize until she noticed the baby looking a bit uncomfortable. Another mom thought her baby's hiccups were some sort of strange new illness and called the doctor in a panic.

A first - time mom I know was trying to give her baby a bath. She filled the tub with water, put the baby in, and then realized she forgot the towel. So she had to run around the house with a wet baby looking for a towel. It was quite a sight.

There was a first - time mom who got all dressed up to go out with her baby for the very first time. She put the baby in the stroller and walked to the park. When she arrived, she opened the stroller to find that she had forgotten to put shoes on the baby. She had been so focused on getting herself ready that she overlooked such an important detail for the baby.

Many first - time moms have a hard time dressing their babies. There was this mom who put the baby's onesie on backwards and didn't realize it until she took a picture and saw how odd it looked. She then had to change it while the baby was already fussy.

Sure. One mom was breastfeeding for the first time and had no idea how to position the baby properly. The baby kept slipping and she was so frustrated. But then she looked at the baby's funny face while trying to latch on and she just burst out laughing. It was a chaotic yet comical moment.

The first time I drove on the highway, I was super nervous. I accidentally turned on the windshield wipers instead of the turn signal when I was about to change lanes. It was really confusing for the other drivers, but they were nice about it. I learned my lesson and now always double - check before making any moves.

The first time I smoked weed was a bit of a blur, but it was also hilarious. I was at a beach party. I smoked a bit and then suddenly, every little sound seemed like music. I started dancing all by myself in this really strange way. I was trying to do these cool moves, but I probably just looked like a wobbly penguin. And I kept tripping over my own feet while trying to walk in the sand. It was one of those experiences that I'll always remember and laugh about.

Sharing such stories is inappropriate as it involves private and often sensitive topics. Let's focus on positive and family - friendly stories instead. For example, the first time someone tried a new extreme sport like bungee jumping. It was scary at first, but when they finally took the leap, it was an amazing and funny experience with all the screaming and then the relief and joy afterwards.

Well, my first time drinking was at a friend's party. I took a big swig of beer thinking it would taste like soda. But it was so bitter! I made a really funny face and everyone laughed.

At a job interview, I thought the waiting area was the actual interview room and started introducing myself and answering non - existent questions very seriously. When I realized my mistake, the real interviewers who were watching through the glass were all laughing. They later told me they liked my confidence and spontaneity, and I got the job.