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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
4.3
2070 Chs
The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
4.7
1501 Chs
No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]
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1300 Chs
Is it appropriate to tell a 'girl bent over fart story' in public?
2 answers
2024-12-05 12:54
No, it's not really appropriate. Fart stories in general are considered a bit vulgar and talking about a girl in such a situation in public can make people feel uncomfortable and is disrespectful to the girl.
Is it appropriate to share a 'girl bent over and fart in face story'?
1 answer
2024-10-28 23:48
No. Such a story involves vulgar and inappropriate behavior, and sharing it is not acceptable in civilized society.
What could be a possible plot for a 'girl bent over fart story' in a comical context?
3 answers
2024-12-04 18:47
Well, it could be that the girl bent over to pick up a book and accidentally let out a little fart because she had eaten too many beans earlier. Then she blushed furiously while her friends nearby started laughing good - naturedly.
Tell a story about a girl in yoga pants.
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2024-11-28 07:52
Once there was a girl who loved wearing yoga pants. She would often go to the park wearing them. One day, she was doing yoga in the park. As she bent into a difficult pose, a little puppy came running towards her. It was so cute that she stopped her yoga session to play with it. She ran around with the puppy, her yoga pants allowing her to move freely.
Describe an incident where a girl in yoga pants had an embarrassing moment at school (not related to fart).
1 answer
2024-12-11 13:05
A girl in yoga pants was walking in the school hallway. She was so busy looking at her phone that she walked straight into a display board. The board wobbled and some papers fell. Her face was beet - red with embarrassment. She quickly apologized to the teacher who was nearby and helped pick up the papers. She learned to be more aware of her surroundings after that.
Tell a story about a girl in yoga pants on DeviantArt.
1 answer
2024-11-13 12:51
There could be a story of a girl in yoga pants on DeviantArt where she is traveling and doing yoga in different locations as part of her journey. An artist on DeviantArt might see her photos and decide to create a series of artworks based on her adventures. Her yoga pants not only represent her active lifestyle but also serve as a symbol of her freedom and exploration.
Tell a story about a girl wearing yoga pants at school related to an embarrassing face situation (not involving fart).
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2024-12-10 13:36
Once at school, there was a girl in yoga pants. She was rushing to class when she accidentally tripped in front of the whole class. Her face turned bright red with embarrassment as everyone stared at her. But she quickly got up, laughed it off, and continued to her seat, showing great resilience.
Is it appropriate to wear yoga pants while doing yoga?
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2024-10-27 16:24
Yes, it is very appropriate. Yoga pants are designed specifically for yoga practice. They are usually made of stretchy materials that allow for a wide range of movement. This enables yogis to perform various poses comfortably without any restrictions.
Who could the Yoga Pants Goddess be in 'Percy Jackson and Yoga Pants Goddess Fanfiction'?
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2024-10-26 05:19
Perhaps she is a completely new goddess created by the collective dreams and desires of modern mortals. In the Percy Jackson world, gods and goddesses are often born from the thoughts and beliefs of humans. So, the Yoga Pants Goddess could be the manifestation of modern fitness and fashion culture that has grown so strong that it has given birth to a new deity.
What can we learn from the idea of a 'girl bent over and fart in face story' if we change it to a positive scenario?
1 answer
2024-10-29 02:49
In a positive re - imagining, it could be about the power of communication. Maybe the girl quickly apologizes and explains it was an accident after such an awkward moment. This would show that open communication can resolve potentially uncomfortable situations and maintain good relationships.
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