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Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that always has a chaotic Christmas. One year, they accidentally bought a too - big turkey. It was so big that it didn't fit in the oven. So they had to cut it in half and cook it in two batches. And while cooking, the power went out. But instead of panicking, they made a big bonfire in the backyard and cooked the rest of the turkey over it. It turned out to be a really fun and memorable Christmas.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.

Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.

Joke: What's Father Christmas's favorite music? Wrap music! Here's a story. There was an old man who lived alone and was very grumpy. He didn't believe in Father Christmas. But one Christmas, Father Christmas left him a present anyway - a book of happy memories. The old man started to read it and it made him think of all the good times in his life. He became less grumpy and started to believe in the magic of Christmas again.

Joke: What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Regarding a story, in a small parish, there was a family who couldn't afford a big Christmas dinner. The other church members found out and secretly prepared a whole feast for them. When they delivered it on Christmas day, the family was overjoyed. It was a beautiful display of Christian love and the spirit of Christmas.