christian christmas jokes and stories

Joke: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr! Story: There was once a little Christian boy who was so excited for Christmas. He left cookies and milk for Santa, but also said a prayer for all the people in the world to have a blessed Christmas.

Joke: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! Story: A Christian missionary was in a far - off land during Christmas. He didn't have any traditional Christmas items with him. So he used local materials to make a small manger scene. The local people were so intrigued and it led to many conversations about the meaning of Christmas.

Here's a joke. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! It's a humorous take on Santa getting all the attention during Christmas while people do a lot of work for the celebrations. And as for a story, there was once a little church that wanted to do something special for Christmas. They decided to put on a live nativity scene. But the donkey they borrowed was really stubborn. Every time Mary tried to sit on it, the donkey would bray and run a little bit. It made for a very comical start to their nativity play but in the end, they managed to get it under control and it became a beloved tradition in their small town.

Joke: What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Regarding a story, in a small parish, there was a family who couldn't afford a big Christmas dinner. The other church members found out and secretly prepared a whole feast for them. When they delivered it on Christmas day, the family was overjoyed. It was a beautiful display of Christian love and the spirit of Christmas.

One more joke. A little girl was praying, 'Dear God, make all the bad people good.' Her mother heard her and said, 'But honey, that's a big job for God.' The little girl replied, 'Well, if He can handle the whole world, I think He can do that too.' Christian stories and jokes often carry messages of faith, hope and love.

One joke about Father Christmas is: Why is Father Christmas so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! As for a story, there was once a little girl who left out cookies for Father Christmas. But when she woke up, she found that her dog had eaten all the cookies. She was so sad until she saw a note from Father Christmas saying it was okay because her dog looked so happy and he had some extra treats in his sleigh for all the good pets.

Here's another. A priest was trying to teach his congregation about patience. He said, 'When you pray, think of it like waiting for a really slow elevator. You know it's coming, but it takes time.' And an old lady in the back said, 'Well, Father, I've been waiting for that elevator for 50 years now!' This shows how people can have different perspectives on religious teachings in a humorous way.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbi were discussing what they do with the money they collect from their congregations. The priest said, 'I draw a big circle on the floor, throw all the money up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, I give to God, and whatever lands outside, I keep for myself.' The pastor said, 'Well, I do the same, but I draw a much smaller circle.' Then the rabbi said, 'I don't do that at all. I just throw all the money up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.' This joke plays on the different religious figures and their attitudes towards money in a humorous way.

Here's a joke. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord watch between me and thee while we are absent one from another.' The old lady replied, 'Well, don't drive too fast. He can't see both of us at the same time!'.

One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.