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351 Chs
A Baby for Christmas (Gift from the Fairy)
Arianna Smith. A very talented and easy-going twenty-three years old beautiful young lady. But despite her beauty, her life wasn't easy. Things were hard and life was tough.
Two weeks before Christmas, Arianna went to sleep feeling very sad about her life. She had a beautiful dream. A fairy appeared in her dream and asked her what she wanted for Christmas and Arianna asked the Fairy for “An Unexpected And Extraordinary Gift.”
On Christmas morning, Arianna got the most shocking news of her life. “She was pregnant!
"She was supposed to be a virgin!
How did she get pregnant?
Whose baby was she carrying?
Was this baby the answer to her prayers?
What good will the baby bring her way?
Find out In this beautiful romance novel. Join Arianna on her journey to Love and Happiness.
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330 Chs
A Snowy Marriage (A Christmas agreement)
" How about we help each other?" He says and I look up at him, eyes still wet from the tears streaming down my cheeks, heart freshly broken from the public humiliation and betrayal that was Lucas's breakup. I can faintly make out the first droppings of snow floating magically under the light of the street lamps. It's that time of the year, a time for wool coats, a time for relaxing, none of which I'll be doing. "I'm an orphan with a wicked aunt and a boyfriend who left her because she has nothing to her name, how could I possibly help you?" I say another sob escaping my lips. "Marry me" he replies and my eyes widen in anger. Is he mocking me?. I look into the eyes of this stranger and see he's dead serious. "I need a wife, you need a home, marry me and you'll have all you want". I nod.
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259 Chs
Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories
Short stories to accompany you..
STORY-1: Falling For The Antagonist, Mr. Choi!
Seeing her father getting killed right in front of her eyes, Na Ae Ra swears that she will avenge her father. 12 years later, she finds the person who killed her father, was none other than her first love, Choi Yu Shik.
What will Na Ae Ra do? Will she avenge her father or not do anything?
STORY-2: Love Me Harder
Song Yu Qi, a high school graduate gets married to a man whom she barely knows. Without knowing much about him, she soon falls in love with him.
Since then, a cute give and take relationship starts in between the two.
STORY-3: The Promise
Baek Ji Ah and Kang Minhyuk were living happily married for a year until, Baek Ji Ah's long-lost childhood friend, Lee In Joon appears and their married life crumbles. Will Ji Ah be able to amend her broken heart by finding love in her childhood friend's embrace or get back with her husband?
STORY-4: An Unexpected Proposal
Han Sora always had a crush on Lee Yi Kyung since high school and she even encourages herself to propose him on the graduation day but instead gets proposed by Yi Kyung's elder brother, Lee Junsu...
Will Sora's heart melt with Junsu's flowing love? Or Does Junsu's heart gets broken into pieces?
STORY-5: Love Amidst Investigation
Park Ji Hyun is a detective who has been framed for killing her own brother. While running away from being caught, she meets a handsome young man, Han Seo Jun, who helps her all the time. She falls in love with him and investigates the murder of her brother.
STORY-6: I Travelled Into A Comic and Made The CEO Fall For Me
Son Mina is a young university students who gets body shamed for being fat and ugly. One day while reading her favorite comic, she travels into that comic world. Her soul gets swapped with the comic's female lead's body.
And with that she makes the CEO fall for her....
STORY-7: I Hate You, I Love You
Park Ji Sang always loved Kim Yeon-Ah but never expressed his feelings towards her and they remain friends. Due to a certain incident, Yeon-Ah slaps him and starts to hate him. Five years later, they meet again and this time Ji Sang tries his best to express his feelings towards her.
STORY-8: Forbidden Relationship
Despite of being married, Choi Ah-Yeong cheats behind her husband’s back. Not because he is a bad person but because she again has feelings for her ex who returned back.
Will Ah-Yeong leave her husband, Jung Sang Hoon for her ex, Kang Dae Hyun?
STORY-9: Feelings Rekindled
Byeon Da-Jung and Yang Woo-Jin were married to one another but they divorced soon after four years. Four years later, they meet again due to some circumstances and realize the mistakes they did and that they still have feelings for one another.
Will they get back with one another or go separate ways?
NOTE: This book is still under progress so, I apologize to make you all wait!
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4.8
251 Chs
Short, Light, Free
A series of short stories, of different genres.
Simple yet thought-provoking reads.
4.3
208 Chs
Hello, Mr Li: THE CHRISTMAS TRIP
Every year, the whole family went on a two-weeks vacation during Christmas, where they celebrated wedding anniversaries, a birthday, and the memory of the late Madam Li Sun.
This year, they had chosen a special place for their vacation and the couples seemed especially happy. But what happens to the single people?
Li Hoy— who prefers to work rather than go on dates— Your typical CEO who runs G–GLOBAL ENTERTAINMENT.
Luo Joreen— a successful actress and model under G–GLOBAL who is looking forward to turning eighteen and having a boyfriend. She also wants nothing more than to stop being the CEO's guardian.
Li Heya— who is still hung up on her ex and has accepted the fact that she is going to die single especially when she heard he is getting married.
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"Once I turn 18 in a few weeks, I'll start doing everything I want to do without anyone's permission—" She eyed him, "Including yours."
He folded his hands across his chest and nodded. "Normally, that should happen..." He answered, making her almost smile until he continued, "But it won't happen." He smirked at her and began to walk ahead, leaving her fuming with anger.
DISCLAIMER: Cover photo isn't mine. I am willing to take it down if the owner wants me to.
PS: This is a very light romance with only a 100+ chapters.
4.9
157 Chs
The Prince Looking For Christmas Wife
As in previous years, in the month of Christmas, more precisely on Christmas Day, a Christmas Ball event will always be held which has always been the hallmark of the city. The event was held in the magnificent Buckingham Palace, of a Prince named Theodoric.
Usually, the event is just to commemorate the following years. But this time, it will be different.
Prince held special conditions in this Christmas Ball event. He will look for a woman to be his wife among the women who dance and look elegant in his eyes.
There was a woman named Ivy, the duke but was not considered by her father's family, namely King Idriz, because she was born to a woman who came from a lower class and she has a magic that only Idriz and Ivy's trusted people know. She also gave magic to Ivy so she can use it for her entire life and protect her from bad things.
When Ivy heard that, she came with the hope that her Christmas gift was to change her life and live happily. She also hoped that the Prince would choose her to be his wife.
Ivy's life then becomes fantastic and it is filled with magic that she uses for her needs, even she starts to like Prince Mason, Theodoric's cousin.
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4.8
143 Chs
All I want for Christmas...
>>Before you read further, this is a dark reverse harem R-18 novel.>Imagine dying. Not naturally or anything but because a male like you, and you just wanted to experience life. The first is so traumatic to you that it is vague, while the second.... ahh...that one you didn't have a body left.
In the third life, you somehow became a mother, have four husbands from the beginning, and later realised the world you are in you are labeled as a beast, and the other species; humans, elves, and fairies can summon you or your young at any time.
what would you do?
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>>Join Du-Gooder Xiala on her journey to experience life, raise her young, and bond with her mates.
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Side note: there should be 7-8 males at the end.
>>Dark fantasy
>>Blood gore and descriptive violence.
>>Sexual content.
PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION!!!
4.7
134 Chs
Christmas Cove
Theresa Oliver is an author of clean contemporary romance, clean historical romance, young adult, middle grades, and children's picture books. Theresa is the author of the Christmas Cove series, the Whiskey River Brides series with Hot Tree Publishing, and much more. She lives in Florida with her husband, children, a persnickety cat, and a very bossy dog.
In the depths of winter, Christmas calls to weary travelers and leads lonely hearts home.
Jocelyn Taylor is no stranger to a weary heart. Having fallen in love much too young with her sister’s old high school boyfriend has left her with mixed emotions about the possibility of true love. Now successful and the manager of a jewelry shop, Jocelyn spends her days dreaming of the perfect man and the perfect ring to match.
Caden Scott is less than thrilled at the thought of spending the holidays back home where memories of his youth still haunt him. Not interested in the kitschy hometown feel of a town known for Christmas, Caden still dwells on the thought of seeing his old high school love again. His time abroad serving his country has changed him in many ways, but could it have altered his heart as well?
As the winds of change bring more than just the magic of the holiday season, can two hearts let go of the past to find new romance? Or will true love pass them by? In the small town of Christmas Cove, the reason for the season may just be the spark they need to make this the best Christmas yet.
Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'
One joke about Father Christmas is: Why is Father Christmas so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! As for a story, there was once a little girl who left out cookies for Father Christmas. But when she woke up, she found that her dog had eaten all the cookies. She was so sad until she saw a note from Father Christmas saying it was okay because her dog looked so happy and he had some extra treats in his sleigh for all the good pets.
Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.
Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.
Sure. Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A short story: There was a clever fox in the forest. It always outwitted the other animals when it came to getting food. One day, it tricked a bear into giving up its honey, but then the bear found out and chased the fox all over the forest.
Joke: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr! Story: There was once a little Christian boy who was so excited for Christmas. He left cookies and milk for Santa, but also said a prayer for all the people in the world to have a blessed Christmas.
Joke: What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music! Story: A family was having a Christmas party. They invited their grumpy neighbor. By the end of the night, the neighbor was laughing and having a great time because of all the Christmas cheer.
Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.