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Reincarnated as a step-dad in a fantasy world

Reincarnated as a step-dad in a fantasy world

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ndfXXVpR Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0
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Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad

Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!
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What are some classic dad joke stories?
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2024-11-14 18:05
A classic dad joke story is when a dad says, 'What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.' It's a really simple and well - known one. Another is, 'Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up.'
Share some of the best funny dad joke stories.
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2024-12-12 17:57
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
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2024-12-12 04:33
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
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2024-11-15 16:56
Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'
In the 'Adrien tells his dad a hawkmoth joke fanfic', how does his dad react to the joke?
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2024-11-25 07:59
Maybe his dad gives a small smile and a nod. He could be a bit reserved in his reactions but still show that he appreciates Adrien's attempt at humor. He might say something like 'That was quite clever, Adrien.'
What could be the joke that Adrien tells his dad in the 'Adrien tells his dad a hawkmoth joke fanfic'?
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2024-11-24 20:52
Maybe the joke is 'Why is Hawkmoth always so stressed? Because he has too many akumas to manage!'.
Tell me a funny dad joke story.
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2024-11-17 08:53
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
What makes a 'dad joke fantasy novel' unique?
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2024-11-07 16:06
Well, the dad jokes in these novels add a certain kind of light - heartedness. They're simple and often corny, which gives a break from the usually serious or complex nature of fantasy. For example, in a regular fantasy novel, you might have epic battles and complex magic systems. But in a dad joke fantasy novel, there could be a character who makes a really bad pun right in the middle of a battle, like 'I'm so sharp, I could cut through this dragon's ego with my wit!'.
Can you recommend some 'dad joke fantasy novels'?
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2024-11-07 17:38
The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett also fits. Pratchett was a master at creating humorous situations and characters. There are many instances where the jokes are simple yet effective, much like dad jokes. For example, the way the wizards in the Unseen University bumble around and get into all sorts of comical situations in a world full of magic and fantasy.
Can you share a funny dad joke story about animals?
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2024-11-17 17:40
There was a dad who told his kids, 'Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!' This joke can be part of a story where the dad is trying to teach his kids about different animals and their behaviors in a really humorous way. He could be at the zoo, pointing at the frogs and telling this joke to make the kids laugh and also remember something about frogs.
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