funny sexual short stories

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was convinced that her teddy bear could talk. One day, she took it to school for show - and - tell. When she 'introduced' the bear, she accidentally pressed its belly and it made a farting sound. Everyone in the class burst out laughing.

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A dog once found a mud puddle in the garden and decided it was the perfect place to roll around. Its owner had just given it a bath the day before. When the owner saw the muddy dog, he couldn't help but laugh at how naughty the dog was.

There was a time when my friend tried to bake a cake. He followed the recipe wrong and ended up with something that looked like a pancake but tasted like a salty mess. It was so funny seeing his disappointed face.

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There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.

In a theater, a little boy thought the play was real life. When the villain was 'captured', he ran onto the stage and tried to free the 'bad guy' saying it wasn't fair. The actors were so surprised at first but then they all had a good laugh about it.

At a school concert, a little boy was supposed to play the triangle. He was so excited that he started waving it around before his turn. When it was finally his time, he swung it so hard that it flew out of his hand and hit the conductor right on the head. Everyone was shocked at first, but then burst into laughter. It was one of those caught - off - guard but hilarious moments.

I remember a story from a comedy show. A man was trying to do some DIY at home. He picked up a tool he thought was a hammer but it turned out to be a small wrench. When he tried to hit a nail with it, he just bounced off and almost hit himself in the face. He looked so confused and it was hilarious. This shows how things can go wrong when we assume without checking properly. There are many such moments in life that can be really funny.

Sure. There's a story of a granny who decides to enter a baking competition. She makes a cake that looks more like a sculpture gone wrong. But she is so proud of it and her enthusiasm during the competition makes it a very funny story.