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Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

[Status: COMPLETED] “Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?” “En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly. Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest. “How will you pay for it?” “How about I repay you with my body?” “...” So shameless! The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression. “Miss Tang, it’s no point pretending you haven’t seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me.” Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this ‘Cinderella’ was a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Then there’s Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled. The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened. “Uncle, we don’t have money to pay you for damages.” The elder Little Bun said. “My manuscripts are invaluable,” This handsome uncle replied with amusement. “Uncle, if you don’t mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She’s also invaluable.” And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets? —— Editor/proofreader: ninaviews Book cover: Bizzybiin / copyright 2020 anjeeriku
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Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

She gave up her dream of shining on the ballerina stage —for him. She sacrificed her self-respect —for him. She forgot her true identity —for him. But even after all that, she couldn’t compare to the woman who held Ryan’s heart. Arwen Quinn, heiress of prestigious Quinn family, realized too late that no matter what she did, she would never win Ryan’s love. The future that awaited her was a life trapped in endless misery of a loveless marriage. So, decisively, she ends their relationship and walks away. What she didn’t expect was that in breaking free from Ryan, she had opened the door for Aiden to enter her life — a chance that he had been waiting for. Aiden Winslow, an enigmatic CEO isn’t just mysterious —he is determined, and won’t allow to take Arwen away from him again. ____ Excerpt: Aiden narrowed his eyes, “Are you sure about this?” “If I wasn’t sure, I wouldn’t have asked,” Arwen replied coolly. “Stop dawdling. If you’re unwilling, I’ll find someone else who can get the marriage certificates today.” His expression darkened as he pulled her close. “Once offered to me, it’s mine alone.” Unfazed, Arwen asked, “So, do you accept? If yes, we’ll get the certificates now.” “On one condition,” he said. “I don’t do contract marriages. The woman I marry will be the woman I share my bed with. If you agree, then we’ll—” “Not a problem. Let’s go,” Arwen said without letting him finish, pulling him into the Civil Marriage Bureau.
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365 Chs
Tell Me Free Xmas Funny Stories
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2024-11-28 05:41
A little boy was writing his Christmas list. He asked his mom how to spell 'ruler'. His mom told him, and then he added it to his list. When Christmas came, he was so excited to get a ruler. But he told his mom that he thought Santa would bring a king or queen to rule over their house, not a wooden ruler for school. His misunderstanding made the whole family laugh.
Free Xmas Funny Stories: Share Some Hilarious Christmas Tales
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2024-11-27 17:19
There was a Christmas party where the host planned to have a real snowman as a decoration. So they made a snowman outside and brought it inside carefully. But as the party got warmer, the snowman started to melt. First its nose (a carrot) fell off, then one of its arms. By the end of the party, all that was left was a puddle and a few sticks. It was a disaster but also really funny in hindsight.
What are some of the best short funny xmas stories?
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2024-11-14 14:58
Well, there's the story of the elf who accidentally put all the toys in the wrong stockings. The kids woke up to find the most random assortments of toys. One girl got a toy train instead of a doll and she ended up loving it more than she would have loved the doll.
Can you share some funny Xmas stories?
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2024-11-05 23:42
At an office Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person received a pair of socks with a picture of their boss's face on it. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it. It turned out to be a really creative and funny gift that lightened up the whole party.
Good Opening Funny Xmas Story
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2024-12-10 17:40
One Christmas, the Christmas tree in the town square was decorated in a very strange way. The ornaments were all mixed up - big ones on the bottom and small ones on the top. A little bird flew into the tree thinking it was a very odd forest. It started chirping loudly as if to say 'What is this mess?'. The people around the square were amused by the bird's reaction and it became a really funny start to their Christmas day.
Good Opening Funny Xmas Story
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2024-12-10 11:52
Once upon a Xmas, Santa was so tired from all the present - making that he accidentally put his boots on his hands and his gloves on his feet. When he tried to climb down the chimney, he slipped and landed right in a big bowl of Christmas pudding! His reindeer were laughing so hard that they almost didn't take off for the next delivery.
Tell me a funny xmas story.
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2024-11-21 16:31
One Christmas, my family decided to have a gingerbread house - making competition. I was so confident in my design. But as I was putting the roof on, the whole thing collapsed! My sister's laughter filled the room, and in the end, we all ended up eating the broken pieces and had a great time.
Can you share some funny short xmas stories?
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2024-12-06 21:50
One funny xmas story is about a family who got a real live reindeer as a surprise gift. But the reindeer was more interested in eating the Christmas tree than being part of the festive scene. It ran around the living room with tinsel in its antlers, causing chaos and laughter.
Can you share some funny short Xmas stories?
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2024-12-02 16:59
One funny Xmas story is about a family that got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the turkey escaped and ran around the house, with the kids chasing it. It finally hid under the Christmas tree. The family was so amused that they decided to keep the turkey as a pet instead of having it for dinner.
What are some true funny Xmas stories you know?
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2024-11-28 10:20
A family once got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the kids became so attached to it that they named it Tom and made it their pet. So, instead of having a turkey dinner, they had a vegetarian Christmas meal that year. It was really funny how the kids managed to convince their parents to keep Tom.
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