very short funny christmas stories

One year, Santa was really tired from all the deliveries. He landed on a roof and accidentally slipped down the chimney feet first. He got stuck with his boots waving in the air. The family was very surprised to see Santa in such a strange position!

One short religious Christmas story is about the shepherd. On that holy night, shepherds were in the fields. An angel appeared, proclaiming the birth of Jesus. The shepherds, filled with awe, went to Bethlehem to see the newborn Savior. Their simple faith led them to witness the greatest miracle of Christmas.

Generosity. For example, stories often show people giving gifts or helping others during Christmas.

One: It was Christmas. A little girl found a puppy under the tree. It became her best friend.

One funny short Christmas story is about a little elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was hilarious. He then chased the elf around the workshop in a playful way.

A cat went to the vet. The vet asked, 'Is this cat male or female?' The owner said, 'Well, I think it's male because he's lifting up his leg when he pees.' The vet said, 'Well, that's not necessarily true. My cat is female and she lifts her leg when she pees.' The owner replied, 'Oh. Well, why does your cat do that?' The vet said, 'She likes to show off she's been to the vet.' This is a light - hearted and funny story for kids with a bit of silly animal - related humor.

They are brief. Usually just a few sentences can tell the whole story. For example, 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.' It gets the humor across quickly.

One short Christmas story is about a little boy who found a star ornament on the street. He took it home and hung it on his family's shabby tree. That night, the tree seemed to glow with a special light, filling their small home with warmth.

One Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a real - life nativity scene in their backyard. Their dog, thinking it was all a game, grabbed the baby Jesus doll and ran around the yard with it. Everyone was in stitches trying to catch the dog and save the 'baby'.

In a small town, the local church was having a Christmas pageant. The little boy who was supposed to play Joseph got so nervous that when it was time to walk onto the stage, he ran in the wrong direction and ended up in the choir loft. Everyone in the audience was trying hard not to laugh out loud while the pastor quickly redirected him to the right place on the stage.