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Eve of the Doomsday

Eve of the Doomsday

Eve Ziffer always believed that one day her nano-machines would save humanity. It needed to be saved—from pollution, from the climate change, from the wars. Yet in the end, her research instead turned out to be the thing that pushed it into the very abyss. After surviving an attack and waking up from a six-years long coma that followed, Eve opens her eyes to see the world changed beyond recognition. Walking corpses roam the streets, and humans fight them with swords and superpowers. Now Eve is the only person able to finish her own work and fix the nano-machines that brought this devastation. Whether the last vestiges of mankind would disappear, or would the human race rise like a phoenix from the ashes—all lies in hands of Eve and the people she will meet along the way. They will fight and they will scheme and they will talk, because human vices are adversaries as bad as the zombies; and trials of friendship and love can be as perilous as any battle. ===================== Victor leaned towards her face, burning her with his glare. “No.” “I’m doing this for myself, for you and for science. Any single one of these reasons is enough to keep disagreeing with you.” Victor’s eyes dropped to her lips. ‘There is more than a single way to dominate a person…’ Before he could even try to stop himself, he dived in, pressing his lips on hers. His hand grabbed the back of Eve’s head, another fell on Eve’s thin waist and followed the alluring lines of her figure to her hip. His body was burning with inner fire. Eve was too shocked to think. She never expected for this standoff to end like it did. Victor kissed her as if he wanted to eat her. His bites stung, but his lips soothed. The heat of his hand burned her skin even through clothes. Then Eve finally regained her sanity. She drove her knee into Victor’s groin. He gasped and bended in pain, letting Eve go. Before he could resist, she continued the combo with a strike to the back of his head and a submission hold on his arm. “What are you doing?! I should’ve listened to Xia better. Men really are worse than dogs! How did I miss the moment when your brain had turned into mush, Victor?” “I didn’t think that I would need to spell it out, but there can be no romantic interactions in work time, and no romantic relations between researchers and test subjects. More than that, I’m not interested!” ==================== [Status: completed] Warning! May contain darker themes, mentions of rape, descriptions of gore, etc etc etc. Check out my other story - My Vampire Assistant https://www.webnovel.com/book/my-antique-assistant_20063615405026605 Join my discord server for SPECIAL CONTENT - https://discord.gg/74h73Re2Ak
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The Immortal Eve     [Apocalypse]

The Immortal Eve [Apocalypse]

In a world ravaged by seven years of relentless war, nations have crumbled and civilization teeters on the brink of extinction. The relentless Shadow Army, led by ancient and malevolent gods, has brought death and devastation, reducing once-proud cities to ruins. Amidst this chaos, a desperate alliance known as the Frontier emerges, uniting the remnants of humanity, demons, elves, and angels in a final bid for suvival. As the war grinds to a bloody stalemate, Alexander, a soldier haunted by the brutal realities of conflict, finds himself in the fortified city of Pingyao. Here, he encounters Dr. Jin, a mad scientist whose eccentric genius might hold the key to turning the tide. Dr. Jin reveals the harrowing history of the Shadow Gods and the legendary Eight Blades forged to that could destroy the universe and make everything cease to exist but also rewrite it. Where the clash of steel and gun powered echoes through desolate landscapes and the cries of the fallen pierce the air like daggers, brutality reigns supreme. Blood flows freely, staining the earth crimson as warriors meet in deadly combat, their every strike infused with the raw fury of battle. Amidst the chaos, Alexander stands as a soldier, his sword cut down foes. Each blow he delivers is rage of violence, cutting through flesh and bone with merciless precision. Limbs are severed, bodies rent asunder, as Alexander's wrath knows no bounds. Doing the great battle 7 years ago against Azrael, Eve mysteriously disappeared in turn cause the apocalypse. Across the wasteland, survivors cuts a swath of destruction upon one another, blood flowing like river with the bodies of men, women, and children, with each day leaving a trail of carnage. As the battle rages on, the intensity of the violence only grows, each combatant driven by a primal urge to survive at any cost. Bodies pile up like cordwood, the stench of death hanging heavy in the air as the clash of steel continues unabated. In this crucible of bloodshed, there is no room for mercy or remorse. Only the strong survive, their will forged in the fires of war, their hearts hardened by the brutality of combat. And in the end, only the victor will emerge from the fray, their triumph measured in the bodies of the fallen. by ancient grudges, "Lost Honor" follows the journey of Eve, a once-powerful warrior stripped of her abilities and thrust into a conflict of cosmic proportions. As she navigates the treacherous landscape of alliances and betrayals, Eve grapples with lost memories and the burden of mortality, haunted by the ghosts of her past. Amidst the chaos, a mysterious figure known as Erebus plots to conquer Earth, unveiling a sinister plan that could spell doom for all. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, Eve must confront her own demons and forge unlikely alliances in a desperate bid to save humanity. As old enemies resurface and new threats emerge, Alexander & Eve's journey becomes a relentless horror of tragedies of blood and death.
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Share some eve online funny stories.
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2024-11-07 10:46
One funny story in EVE Online is about a newbie who accidentally launched all his drones into a no - go zone. He was so panicked trying to recall them, but they just kept going. Another is when a corp planned a big heist but miscalculated the security levels and ended up getting chased by all the local security forces. It was chaos but hilarious to watch.
Tell me some funny Eve Online stories.
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2024-11-23 16:24
One funny Eve Online story is about a new player who accidentally launched their ship into a sun while trying to dock at a station. They panicked and started spamming all the controls, but it was too late. Their ship went up in flames, and they were left with nothing but a good laugh at their own expense.
What are the most memorable 'eve online funny stories'?
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2024-11-08 08:29
One of the memorable ones is when a player's ship was named something really silly like 'The Flying Banana'. And during a battle, the enemy kept targeting it first just because of the name. It became a running joke in the community.
What are the most memorable eve online funny stories?
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2024-11-07 09:27
A memorable one is when a miner accidentally mined an asteroid that was part of a hidden quest item. All of a sudden, he had every high - level player in the system chasing him. He had no idea what was going on. Another is a group of pirates who tried to ambush a trade fleet but got their ships stuck in an asteroid field while waiting. When the fleet came, they couldn't move and were easily defeated.
Can you share some 'eve online funny stories'?
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2024-11-08 07:56
Sure. One funny story is about a new player who accidentally launched all his missiles at a friendly NPC instead of the enemy. He was so confused as to why everyone was yelling at him in local chat.
What are the biggest stories in EVE Online?
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2024-12-11 12:37
One of the biggest stories is the Bloodbath of B - R5RB. It was a massive and complex battle that involved numerous alliances and thousands of players. The battle lasted for many hours and had a huge impact on the in - game power dynamics and territorial control.
Share some Christmas Eve funny stories.
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2024-11-25 18:18
One Christmas Eve, a family decided to make a gingerbread house. But as they were building it, their dog thought it was a real house and tried to walk through the wall. It ended up with its head stuck in the gingerbread and everyone burst out laughing.
Share some great Eve Online stories.
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2024-12-10 16:16
There was a story where a player in Eve Online started from scratch, with no resources or powerful allies. Through months of trading, careful diplomacy, and strategic building, they created a vast trading empire. They built relationships with various factions and became a key player in the game's economy. Their journey inspired many new players.
Share some of the funniest Eve Online stories.
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2024-11-28 18:10
One funny story is about a new player who accidentally launched all their missiles at a friendly ship during a training exercise. Everyone was so shocked at first, but then they all had a good laugh. It was a total newbie mistake.
What are some of the greatest stories in EVE Online?
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2024-11-28 06:39
One of the greatest stories is the Bloodbath of B - R5RB. It was an epic battle that involved thousands of players. The scale was just mind - boggling with huge fleets clashing. Another great story is about the rise and fall of certain player - run empires within the game. They build vast territories, form alliances, and then face challenges that either make or break them.
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