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Alexander is a top tycoon in America, with countless wealth under his name. Unfortunately, he is already 90 years old this year, and his life is coming to an end. However, just as he was prepared to face death calmly, a system descended upon him and assigned him a mission: to establish a massive harem. Alexander said, "At this point in my life, the only thing hard in my body is my bones. Some abilities haven't been used for decades." System replied, "No problem, this is a magical blue pill. After taking it, you will have amazing power!" Alexander said, "In that case, I won't be polite!" Please note that this is a harem-type novel, where the MC will build an incredibly large harem team, and this will become the goal of his life-long struggle.

The Magical Beasts trample, the dragons roar, the Sorcerors curse, and the light of magic shines on the Beacon Of Knowledge!

When Sinead Ninebark comes to Earth to get away from her past, the last thing she expects to find is romantic love. She is a High Pristess on the run, with no long term plans. She definitely doesn't plan on encountering an Alpha who is long been on the hunt for his mate (her). Can she trust him with her secrets? Will she break tradition and be the only High Priestess who marries? With the existence of all 9 realms hanging on her decisions, will she make the right ones?

This is a work of fiction, make-believe and fantasy. It is not based on real people or actual events. You must be 18 or over to read these stories. The author does not condone any sexual activity involving animals or sexual activity among persons under 18 in real life. It is OK to have fantasies, but turning a fantasy into reality can ruin your life. Don't ruin your, or other people's lives!

When David Bennett and Andy Barnes meet, they fall in love and create a family, which is completed with the adoption of Brad Sturgis, orphaned after the death of his parents.<br><br>David, Andy, and Brad embrace the joys and challenges of being a gay family. From horse shows, family celebrations, a wedding on the beach to bedside vigils, football games to identity crises, David and Andy face life together with steadfast love punctuated with passionate physical expression.

David Bennett is a widower. He had a wonderful relationship with his wife, but now she's gone. He decides he's done with relationships -- he has no sex drive and no interest in life in general.<br><br>Andy Barnes is a homeless man who often stands at the end of an exit ramp begging for help. For some unfathomable reason, David is always tempted to pick him up on his way home. One wretched night in December, fate intervenes and David finds himself bringing the man home and into his life.<br><br>Much to his surprise, he begins to fall in love with this down and out young man. As love returns, David realizes he does have a reason to go on with life after all.<br><br>Over the next few years, the two face life as a partnered gay couple with humor and courage. Each year brings with it happiness, tragedy, joy, and sorrow; the stuff life is made of. Along the way, the love the two share for each other helps them to overcome all obstacles and face all challenges.

Brad Sturgis, adopted son of Andy Barnes and David Bennett, is all grown up and ready to face life with his boyfriend, Hank Reynolds. However, he soon discovers life away from the Bennett-Barnes household proves much trickier than it seemed when he was growing up.<br><br>Brad finds many things in Hank’s work as a horse trainer competing for the man’s attention and affection. The time-consuming nature of the equine show world and the constant demands of the clients Hank coaches -- their interest in him sometimes goes beyond that of trainer/rider -- test the strength of the bond between the two men.<br><br>Will Brad learn to face such challenges with courage and good humor as his adoptive parents did before him? Will the next generation prove to be as tough and as tender, as solid and as steadfast as the one before?

David-Smith Russel Bashki: he is a contemptuous men, but he is a most richest in the world. Handsome, chase girl. He also known as David Smith he no longer reveals what his last name is. It's also one of his habits not to be boasting. Shaine Perry: she is a most popular Doctor. She is helpful to people who can't afford a relative in the hospital due to lack of money, but she is the one who makes way to help her neighbor. if he doesn't use it on people who are short of money and don't have the money to pay for your child's hospitalization. " But what will happen when the two meet. #ImExcited

Once, I was told, “Trust in Destiny, believe in what she tells you.” What a joke that turned out to be. Destiny has only ever brought ruin. Six full moons have passed since I lost everything—six moons that have come and gone, indifferent to my suffering. They leave me behind, walk past me as if I no longer exist, as if I’m already forgotten. I’ve disappointed them, failed them, and I am powerless to ask them to stay. Who knew a voice could give up on you so easily? It’s pitiful. I am pitiful. Once, I was loved by all, and in turn, I loved so deeply it hurt. That love is a distant memory now, a phantom pain that refuses to fade. I still love, though it only brings more pain, more regret. I pray, even now, for someone—anyone—to love me again, to love me so fiercely that I can forget the pain I caused my people. “Lilac eyes,” he murmurs, his voice barely audible over the pounding of my heart. “Your name is..." "Elayne."

Separate tells a Hidden Story adalah cerita penuh dengan misteri, komedi, dan drama. Dalam serial ini, cerita tersebut menceritakan kehidupan seorang anak remaja SMA yang bernama Saruizawa Kousan. Saruizawa Kousan bersekolah di SMA HighLight. Disekolahnya, Saruizawa hanyalah sebagai pelajar biasa. Untuk bisa melanjutkan sekolahnya di Universitas Nasional. Namun apa jadinya? Kalau Saruizawa memiliki alasannya sendiri untuk menutupi identitas diri yang sebenarnya. Di sisi lain, Saruizawa memiliki masa lalu yang dark atau bisa dikatakan Saruizawa hilang ingatan waktu itu. Pada masa kecilnya dulu, Saruizawa Kousan adalah putra pertama dari keluarga Saruizawa. Saruizawa Kousan dulu merupakan anak abnormal. Mungkin beberapa hari setelah kelahirannya, Saruizawa Kousan secara ajaib sudah bisa berbicara. Pada umumnya, keluarga Saruizawa terlihat seperti keluarga yang damai dan tentram, karena memang itulah kenyataannya. Akan tetapi, keluarga yang damai dan tentram itu tidak bertahan selamanya.  24 April 2014, pukul 00.12 tengah malam. Tepat di hari dimana ulang tahunnya dirayakan dan perayaan hari kelulusannya di sekolah dasar. Insiden tak terduga terjadi di jembatan merah. Terjadinya peristiwa kecelakaan maut antar mobil dengan truk. Akibat dari kejadian itu, jalanan jembatan merah menjadi rusak dan juga tiang-tiang jembatan itu menjadi terputus. Singkat cerita, setelah kepolisian menyelidiki kasus tersebut. Mereka tidak menemukan si korban terluka maupun mayat si korban di tempat kejadian. Mereka hanya menemukan kartu tanda pengenal milik antar korban kecelakaan. Nama yang tertera pada kartu tanda pengenal itu adalah Saruizawa Tamanawa, yang merupakan Ayahnya Saruizawa Kousan. Mereka juga mendapatkan bukti melalui rekaman CCTV di tempat kejadian, tapi percuma saja. Rekaman CCTV pun tidak memperlihatkan si korban disana. Kepolisian menyimpulkan tentang insiden ini sangatlah ironis. Lalu, bagaimana kelanjutannya Saruizawa Kousan hilang ingatan setelah keluarganya tiada? Ayo baca sekarang biar tahu bagaimana jalan cerita ini menuju cerita yang gelap.