funny christmas jokes and short stories

Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.

Another joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

A short story - Santa was checking his list twice. He saw the name 'Bob' and said, 'Bob? I don't remember a Bob.' His elf said, 'Santa, that's your mirror.' This joke plays on Santa's forgetfulness and the unexpected twist of him seeing his own reflection. It's a quick and funny little story that can bring a smile during Christmas time.

Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that always has a chaotic Christmas. One year, they accidentally bought a too - big turkey. It was so big that it didn't fit in the oven. So they had to cut it in half and cook it in two batches. And while cooking, the power went out. But instead of panicking, they made a big bonfire in the backyard and cooked the rest of the turkey over it. It turned out to be a really fun and memorable Christmas.

Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'