christmas jokes stories

One joke about Father Christmas is: Why is Father Christmas so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! As for a story, there was once a little girl who left out cookies for Father Christmas. But when she woke up, she found that her dog had eaten all the cookies. She was so sad until she saw a note from Father Christmas saying it was okay because her dog looked so happy and he had some extra treats in his sleigh for all the good pets.

Joke: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr! Story: There was once a little Christian boy who was so excited for Christmas. He left cookies and milk for Santa, but also said a prayer for all the people in the world to have a blessed Christmas.

Joke: What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music! Story: A family was having a Christmas party. They invited their grumpy neighbor. By the end of the night, the neighbor was laughing and having a great time because of all the Christmas cheer.

Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a 'reindeer' race in their backyard. They all dressed up as reindeer and ran around with fake antlers. The youngest one tripped over a toy and ended up sliding across the snow, which made everyone laugh so hard they almost forgot about opening presents.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

There was a snowman who really wanted to go to the beach for Christmas. He told his friend the penguin, 'I'm so tired of this cold and snow. I want to feel the warm sand.' The penguin replied, 'You're a snowman! You'll melt at the beach!' Another joke is that Santa was trying to diet for Christmas. He said to Mrs. Claus, 'I can't keep eating all these cookies.' But every time he went to a house, the smell of fresh - baked cookies was too much for him, and he ended up eating more than ever.

Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'