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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
4.3
2070 Chs
The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
4.7
1501 Chs
No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]
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1283 Chs
Are there any funny farting girl stories in literature?
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2024-11-18 02:49
In some children's books, there might be such stories in a very innocent way. For example, in a story about a group of kids on an adventure, a girl character might accidentally fart while they are hiding from a 'monster' which adds a bit of humor to the situation. It's not a main plot usually but a funny little side event.
What are some common themes in girl farting stories?
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2024-12-11 08:31
One common theme is embarrassment. For example, a girl farts in front of her crush and is extremely mortified. Another theme could be surprise, like when a girl who is usually very proper and ladylike suddenly farts loudly in a quiet place. There's also the theme of humor, where the situation around the fart is made to be funny, such as a girl's fart sounding like a strange animal noise.
Can you share some farting girl stories?
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2024-11-17 23:13
Well, there was a girl in my class. Once during a really quiet study session in the library, she accidentally let out a little fart. Her face turned bright red and she was so embarrassed. But then we all just kind of laughed it off and it became a funny memory among us.
Stories about a girl having a stomach ache and farting
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2024-11-06 09:56
Well, one story could be that a girl ate too much junk food at a party. She started having a stomach ache later. As her stomach was in discomfort, she couldn't hold in a fart. It was really embarrassing for her, especially when she was around her friends.
What are some girl friends farting stories that are funny?
1 answer
2024-11-05 10:00
Well, I know of a story where two girl friends were sharing a small tent while camping. In the middle of the night, one of them farted really loudly which woke the other one up. They both ended up laughing so hard that they couldn't go back to sleep for a while.
Is there a common theme in stories about a girl squatting and farting?
1 answer
2024-11-04 15:32
There could also be a theme of acceptance. If the girl is in a group of friends who are understanding and accepting, the incident of squatting and farting might be quickly laughed off and not made into a big deal. Or if she's in a family setting, her family might just shrug it off as a normal, if a bit funny, occurrence.
Tell a girl face farting story.
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2024-10-29 23:22
A girl was playing a game of charades with her family. She got really excited and while trying to act out a word, she accidentally made a farting sound right in her sister's face. Her sister was shocked at first but then they both started laughing uncontrollably. It was a bit embarrassing but also a very funny family memory now.
Tell me an interesting girl farting story.
2 answers
2024-12-04 15:40
There was a young girl who was on a first date at a fancy restaurant. She was really nervous. She accidentally swallowed a lot of air while talking. Later, she let out a series of small farts. She was horrified. But her date was really kind. He said 'Don't worry, it's normal. I'm just glad we can be comfortable around each other'. This made the girl feel a lot more at ease.
Can you share a girl farting story?
2 answers
2024-12-04 08:04
Once there was a girl named Lily. She was in a very quiet library. Suddenly, she couldn't hold it in and let out a small fart. Her face turned bright red immediately as she was so embarrassed. Everyone around her pretended not to notice, but she was still mortified and quickly left the library.
Tell a Story about a Girl, Chili and Farting
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2024-11-18 22:52
Once there was a girl named Lily. She was very adventurous when it came to food. One day, she tried a new type of chili - filled burger. It was so spicy that her stomach couldn't handle it well. As a result, she let out a little fart. She was so embarrassed, but her friends just laughed it off and they all had a good time remembering this funny incident.
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