The key to a funny short joke story is often its relatability. If it's something people can easily connect to and then gets turned on its head, that's what makes it funny. Good timing and a touch of absurdity can also do the trick.
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.
I can tell you some funny jokes!
Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all.
There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all.
A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think."
Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?"
The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?"
The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree."
It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.
There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.
Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.