funny christmas stories

One funny religious Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of the traditional 'We seek shelter for the night,' he said, 'Hey, innkeeper, we need a room for my baby mama!' Everyone in the church burst out laughing, but it also added a touch of humor to the story of Jesus' birth. It shows that even in the solemn context of religious Christmas stories, there can be light - hearted and unexpected moments.

One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.

A family had a tradition of baking a huge Christmas cake. One year, the family dog got into the kitchen and ate half of the cake batter when no one was looking. When they finally realized what had happened, they still baked the cake. The result was a lopsided, half - eaten - looking cake. But they all laughed about it and ate it anyway, with the dog getting a small piece as a 'treat' for his antics.

One funny Christmas story idea could be about a family who accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with their pet dog's toys instead of the usual ornaments. The dog then spends the whole Christmas eve trying to retrieve its toys from the tree, causing chaos and laughter.

Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.

One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.

One funny Christmas horror story could be about a Christmas tree that comes to life at night. It starts chasing the family around the house with its tinsel swinging like weapons. The family runs screaming, trying to escape the wrath of the possessed tree.

There was a little boy who was so excited for Santa to come. He left out cookies and milk as usual. But in the middle of the night, his older sister ate the cookies and drank the milk. In the morning, the boy was so confused when he saw the empty plate and glass, and his sister just couldn't stop laughing.

Once upon a time, a pastor told a story about the three wise men. He said that they might have had a hard time finding their way to Bethlehem not just because of the star, but also because they argued about which camel was the fastest. One wise man said his camel could outrun any wind, another said his camel was the most intelligent and knew all the shortcuts. It was a humorous take on the traditional story that made the congregation think about the wise men in a more human and relatable way during Christmas.

A funny Christmas story could be about a group of kids who try to build a snowman that looks like Santa. But they keep getting it wrong and end up with a lopsided, multi - colored snowman that looks more like a clown. When Santa sees it, he can't stop laughing.