free funny short christmas stories

You can try some free e - book websites. There are often collections of short stories, including Christmas ones. Some public libraries also have digital sections where you can access free Christmas stories.

There was a Christmas tree in a small town that could talk. It kept complaining about the ornaments being too heavy. Every time someone added a new one, it would grumble in a low voice. The children found it hilarious and would tease the tree by adding more ornaments just to hear it moan.

One funny short Christmas story is about a little elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was hilarious. He then chased the elf around the workshop in a playful way.

One Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a real - life nativity scene in their backyard. Their dog, thinking it was all a game, grabbed the baby Jesus doll and ran around the yard with it. Everyone was in stitches trying to catch the dog and save the 'baby'.

In a small town, the local church was having a Christmas pageant. The little boy who was supposed to play Joseph got so nervous that when it was time to walk onto the stage, he ran in the wrong direction and ended up in the choir loft. Everyone in the audience was trying hard not to laugh out loud while the pastor quickly redirected him to the right place on the stage.

One year, Santa was really tired from all the deliveries. He landed on a roof and accidentally slipped down the chimney feet first. He got stuck with his boots waving in the air. The family was very surprised to see Santa in such a strange position!

In a small town, there was a Christmas pageant. The star of the show was supposed to be a little girl as an angel. But right before the performance, her halo got stuck on a curtain rod. She had to perform with the curtain wrapped around her head, looking more like a mummy - angel hybrid. Everyone in the audience couldn't stop laughing.

An adult was trying to build a gingerbread house. He thought it would be easy but as he started, the walls kept collapsing. His roommate came in and saw the mess. Instead of helping, he started making jokes about how it looked like a gingerbread earthquake had hit. They both ended up laughing and just ate the broken pieces of gingerbread while watching Christmas movies.

Here is one. An adult couple decided to do a DIY Christmas tree. They went to the forest to find a perfect small tree. But when they got it home and tried to decorate, their cat thought it was a new plaything and kept knocking it over. Every time they set it up, the cat would pounce on it again, making them laugh instead of getting angry.

Here's another one. There was a family who decided to have a real - life reindeer for Christmas. They named it Rudolph, not because of its red nose but because it was always running into things. On Christmas Eve, Rudolph ate all the cookies left out for Santa. When Santa arrived, he was so surprised to see a chubby reindeer and no cookies.