best poop stories

There was this time when I was camping. I went to the makeshift toilet in the woods. As I was doing my business, a little squirrel ran right by and stared at me. It was such a strange and memorable poop story because it was like the squirrel was judging me for being in its territory.

Well, once I was at a friend's house and their toilet was super fancy. I really had to poop but was a bit nervous using the high - tech toilet. I sat there for what felt like ages, trying different settings on the bidet function until finally I could relax enough to go. It was quite an adventure.

Uniqueness is key. If the poop has an odd shape, color, or texture due to something unusual that was eaten. Like the time my friend's parrot ate some colored paper and its poop was all rainbow - colored. Also, the reactions of people around the situation contribute. If they are shocked, amused, or bewildered, it makes the story better.

Well, once I was on a long - haul flight. I had a really bad stomachache just before boarding. Mid - flight, I had to rush to the lavatory. It was a tiny cubicle and I was struggling a bit. But finally, I managed to relieve myself. It was such a relief that I almost dozed off right there in the lavatory. Thankfully, I made it back to my seat without any more drama.

I went camping once in a remote area. The makeshift toilet was just a hole in the ground covered with a tent. I was really not used to this kind of setup. I had to psych myself up to use it. I kept thinking about how nature works and how I was just part of the cycle. After a while of getting over my mental block, I was able to poop. It was a very different experience from using a regular toilet at home.

There was this story of a baby elephant. As it was being trained in the zoo, it pooped right in the middle of a training session. The zookeeper had to stop everything and clean it up. But the baby elephant just stood there looking so innocent, as if it didn't know what it had done. It was really cute and became a sort of funny story among the zoo staff.

In the hospital, there was a patient who was really constipated. When he finally had a bowel movement after days of trying different treatments, the whole medical team was so relieved. It was a big success for them and a good poop story in the context of the hospital.

One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.

There was this time when I was in a public restroom at a shopping mall. The toilet paper roll was empty and I didn't realize until it was too late. I had to call out to the lady cleaning outside the bathroom to pass me some toilet paper. It was so mortifying, especially when I heard other people in the restroom giggling.

Yes, they are quite common. People often find themselves in situations where they can't immediately access a toilet, like when traveling long distances or in crowded public places. For example, at big music festivals, the lines for the portable toilets can be extremely long, and many people experience poop desperation while waiting.