funny free halloween stories

Once upon a Halloween, a little boy dressed as a vampire went trick - or - treating. He knocked on a door and when the old lady opened it, he tried to say 'Trick or treat!' but his fake fangs fell out. He quickly grabbed them and put them back in his mouth, all while the lady was laughing so hard she gave him extra candies.

There was a group of friends who decided to have a Halloween party in an old, supposedly haunted house. They all dressed up as different monsters. In the middle of the party, they heard strange noises coming from the attic. Instead of being scared, they all went up together, armed with their fake weapons (a plastic axe, a rubber sword, etc.). When they got there, they found a family of raccoons had made a home there. The raccoons were more scared of them and ran away, leaving the friends laughing at their own 'bravery'.

On Halloween night, there was a little girl who thought she was a real fairy princess. She went to a neighbor's house and instead of saying 'trick or treat', she said 'I bestow upon you the honor of giving me candies'. The neighbor was so amused that he not only gave her a big bag of candies but also a little plastic tiara he had lying around. The girl was overjoyed and skipped away believing she had truly enchanted the neighbor with her fairy magic.

At a Halloween party, a guy came dressed as a mummy. He was wrapped up so tightly that he could barely move. When it was time to dance, he started wiggling around like a worm. Everyone was laughing at his attempts to groove. But then he accidentally tripped over his own wrapping and fell flat on his face. Instead of being embarrassed, he just lay there and said 'I think the mummy has had too much Halloween spirit!' which made everyone laugh even harder.

One free Halloween story could be about a friendly ghost. There was a little girl named Lily who moved into an old house. On Halloween night, she saw a soft glow in the attic. When she went up, she found a friendly ghost named Casper. He showed her all the hidden treasures in the attic that had been left behind by the previous owners. They became friends and every Halloween, Casper would come out to play with Lily and they would share candies together.

One funny Halloween story is about a little boy who dressed up as a superhero. He was so excited to go trick - or - treating. When he knocked on one door, the old lady there mistook him for a real superhero and asked him to rescue her cat from a tree. The boy, with all his childish bravado, tried to climb the tree but ended up getting his cape stuck. In the end, the lady's grandson came out and helped get the cat down and they all had a good laugh.

Another story involves the tradition of dressing up. In ancient Celtic times, people believed that on Halloween, the boundary between the living and the dead was blurred. They dressed up in costumes made of animal skins to disguise themselves from the spirits. They also lit bonfires to ward off evil. It's quite a humorous thought that people were trying so hard to trick these spooky spirits with their simple disguises.

There was this girl who decided to be a vampire for Halloween. She put on fake fangs that were a bit too big. As she was walking in the dark to a party, she tripped over a small stone. When she opened her mouth to scream, the fangs flew out and landed right in front of a cat. The cat got so scared that it ran away yowling, and she was left there laughing at the whole situation.

One funny and scary Halloween story is about a kid who went trick - or - treating. He knocked on a spooky old house's door. An old lady opened it with a big smile but when she handed out the candies, her hand looked like a skeleton's. The kid was scared at first but then they both laughed when the old lady showed it was just a fake skeleton glove. It was funny because the kid's initial fright turned into amusement.

Once upon a halloween, a little boy dressed as a ghost. He went to his neighbor's house to get candies. When the neighbor opened the door, the boy accidentally tripped over his long white sheet and rolled down the porch steps. Instead of crying, he started laughing and so did the neighbor. They shared a good laugh and the neighbor gave him extra candies.