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On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant. Four years later, she returns with her son. A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world. "Speak! Who is the child's father?" An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, "Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie's goddess?!" From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world. In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips. "Woman, do you know what's the result of stealing my seed?" "What?" "From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday." Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?

She was a cute and tomboyish girl attending a prestigious national university in the 21st century. However, little did anyone know that she was actually a secret agent groomed by a certain organization since childhood. She was about to face her graduation exams when she returned from a mission. But during a break, she dozed off on her desk and unexpectedly discovered that she had transmigrated to an ancient era. Not only did she lose her delicate appearance and the modern high-tech advancements, but she also became a discarded woman of low status! Surprisingly, she embraced this new life and said it suited her perfectly. From then on, the so-called demure girl cultivated the land and occasionally dealt with annoying troublemakers. She proclaimed, "Life is boring, but encountering troublemakers is great." The male lead said, "We have our fair share of troublemakers in my household. Coincidentally, my son lacks a mother. Would the young lady be willing to join my family and live together?"

Astrid Bardman is a pure blood vampire and she is unique in every way. She is the only girl in her family as Mrs.Bardman didn't want to stop trying for a baby girl and on there sixth try they got there darling baby girl. But Astrid is different she posses this strong power and what they dont know is she may even be the strongest vampire they have ever seen. But there is one more surprise Astrid is deaf

Eric was very known for being a rich playboy. Until he meet Karen the one who was not interested in his charms.. Karen was a poor girl who had been through many tough challenges. Eric thought he had life figured out until this small town girl interrupted his life. Will Karen allow him to enter her life or will she run for the hills. Karen will face many challenges in her struggle to figure out love..

after a one night stand, the billionaire, Alexander Wilson, never knew that he had a 6- year old daughter from a co-worker who he considered as a friend Becca, tried her best to hide her from Alexander’s life, and be a great mother to her daughter What happens when they meet again by a coincidence, and Alexander finds out that, Becca Anderson, his lied to him and kept his daughter a secret from him and the whole world Check the story out to find out what happens next with the little family

MMORPG! One of the most popular genre of all times. From otakus to pro gamers, it has been a part of their happiness and entertainment. In a RPG world, the path you choose are endless and the flow of events are endless. It has always been a gamer's dream to be reincarnated into another world where he could live the life of his own character. But what would you feel if you got reincarnated into another world where magic really exists? For others, it's a dream come true but, what if the one who gets reincarnated is a retard gamer who's addicted to dating games? Will he be able to survive the challenges that the new world brings or, will he die before he reaches the end of the story?

They are not aliens or the product of dark magic, so what the hell are these bizarre creatures who have been colonizing Earth? This world has never been peaceful, with perpetual war, family separation, dads becoming sonless, and moms becoming daughterless, and that was not enough. As Nas and his devoted companions battle the Legion of Chaos, they unintentionally stumble upon an unidentified force that may aid them in defeating these creatures. However, they are unaware of the implications. But would it be enough? This might be considered a male hero, yet each character in the book has a significant and important role to play. Hey everyone, I hope today is going well for everyone. I'd want to point out that this is my first novel, so there will undoubtedly be errors and possibly bad narrative, character development, or even story pacing. Please feel free to explain my errors in the comments section so that I can improve or correct them. Regards, The Writer Note: Gore, Violence, and Bad language are not for kids under 17 No Harem. there will be romance in some chapters but not that kind of stuff.

To read what happens next click the link!! https://www.webnovel.com/book/the-deaf-vampire_18253886405906405 P.s. I do not own the photo of my book cover Astrid Birdman is a pureblood vampire and she is unique in every way. She is the only girl in her family as Mrs.Bardman didn't want to stop trying for a baby girl and on there sixth try they got there darling baby girl. But Astrid is different she posses this strong power and what they dont know is she may even be the strongest vampire they have ever seen. But there is one more surprise Astrid is deaf ****************************************************** "Doctor... why is my baby not looking at me" Mrs. Bardman cries out hysterically as she cradles her baby girl in her arms. "Calm down dear I'm sure everything is fine" Mr. Bardman whispers trying to soothe his wife. "Mr. and Mrs. Bardman it would appear that your baby is...deaf Just then Mrs. Bardman collapses to the floor

"Hey, kid!" Sigaw ni Dice. "BAKIT. PO. SIR?" sagot ko naman. "Don't call me 'Sir', wala tayo sa school." Utos niya. "HMP." pagsusungit ko. "Ano na naman bang problema mo?" - Dice "WALA." "E bakit ang sungit mo na naman? Don't tell me it's because of that time of the month again?" "..." "Ugh. You're making me crazy." "..." "Just fvcking tell me already!" "You!" "What you?!" "You are my problem, Sir!" "Didn't I told you not to call me Sir? Aside from that, we're only seven years apart! At bakit naman ako ang pinoproblema mo ha?" "How about you? bakit mo ko tinatawag na kid? Im not a kid anymore!" Bigla niya akong hinila papalapit sa kaniya pero pumalag ako. "Bakit mo ko hinahawakan, pervert!" Sigaw ko, dahilan para magtinginan ang mga tao sa paligid namin. "Bakit, nakalimutan mo na ba?" He asked. Inilapit niya ang sarili niya sa 'kin. "YOU'RE MY WIFE." He whispered. Yes. This guy here, is my stupid husband. Akala ba niya ginusto ko din 'to?! Just- just, what am I gonna do with this stupid arranged marriage?!

She was the only prophet in the entire globe. Due to an accident, she was bound to be eighteen forever. From then on, she had a body that would never age. She was immune to diseases and death. On her 100th birthday, a scheme sent her into a deep slumber at the bottom of the ocean. By the time she woke up, eighty years had passed. She was mistaken as Mu Ling, the illegitimate daughter of the Mu family who was abandoned on an island. Ever since then, she took on Mu Ling's identity. Gifted with the ability to prophecize, coupled with her in-depth medical knowledge and intelligence, she swore she would exact revenge on the enemies of the real Mu Ling! Girls who knew how to flirt were said to live the best lives. That wasn't a problem for her. She would pretend to be innocent and weak! She wanted to turn the tide! Jerks and b*tches would all be punished! Zuo Qing was a rich and handsome guy. He was a young master of one of the four biggest families in the capital. People called him Master Qing. When the prophet who had lived for a hundred years met the wealthy Master Qing, she found herself completely within his grasp. "Good girl. I'll take care of you!" Zuo Qing exclaimed. "But the age gap between us is too great," Mu Ling said. "Are you saying I'm too old for you? I'm only ten years older than you. Is that too much?" Zuo Qing asked. Mu Ling was speechless. Could she tell him he was too young for her? After all, she was more than a hundred years older than him! However, when love showed up, nobody could shut it out. So what if they were a hundred years apart in age? Ever since then, Master Qing had a woman in his arms whenever he was out and about in the capital.