best blonde joke stories

A blonde was driving and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of a field. She stopped and shouted 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!'.

Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'

Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.

A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'

Most of them play on words, like homophones or double meanings. A joke such as 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' Here, 'put down' has two meanings - physically putting the book down and being able to stop reading it, which creates the humor.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.

A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.

Online platforms are also a great source. Websites such as Reddit have dedicated sections for jokes where people share their best joke stories. Additionally, some comedy blogs are really good at collecting and presenting funny joke stories from all over. You can also check out YouTube channels that focus on telling jokes. They often have some of the best joke stories presented in an entertaining way.

There might be a story where an older blonde sexy wife surprises her husband with a trip down memory lane. They go back to the place where they first met and she shares all the things she loved about him back then. It rekindles their relationship and shows how her charm and allure have only grown over the years.